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It’s true! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by SonomaGA ago by SonomaGA +4043 / -0
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redpillinvillain 51 points ago +51 / -0

Can't argue that. Masks? Where's my hoodie, homepals?

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SonomaGA [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

[please clap]

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TenScoops 16 points ago +16 / -0

clap. clap. .... clap.

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Xult 6 points ago +6 / -0

Turbo charged Jeb, has so much energy I tell you, more energy than Basement Biden and Shiff your pants Nadler.

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Sumarongi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Snopes: Mixed

What’s true: while ¡Jeb! did clap, he only clapped twice. Three claps is one clap too many.

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RaginJake379 7 points ago +7 / -0

[please nap]

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Came here for this thank you pede.

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ADAM_SCHITT 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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BeefyBelisarius 3 points ago +3 / -0

More energy in one guac bowl than the entire Hidin' Biden campaign.

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eddieblasphemy 27 points ago +27 / -0

JEB!

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mango20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even the exclamation point couldn’t liven up his campaign.

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rangooooo 27 points ago +27 / -0

Please GEOTUS use this during the debates.

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Necrovoter 31 points ago +31 / -0

1 Little Jeb = 20 KiloBidens.
1 Orange Man tweet = 20 MegaJebs

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Necrovoter 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every Trump tweet is a GuacBuster.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 17 points ago +17 / -0

Energy level

JEB!

....bid...😷🛌

Sorry can't finish the phrase, there's a 7:30 lid for today

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should we change Lid to Guac?

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Recaptcha 16 points ago +16 / -0

Please, uh, the thing. Do the thing.

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SirThundercuntTRONxp 8 points ago +8 / -0

I genuinely believe that if they try to replace Biden it will be with a RINO like Jeb as a "unity" candidate.

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SonomaGA [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Very good point. Trump has set the progressive agenda back 30 years of that is the result.

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's too late, any Biden replacement would have to be someone who was in the primaries and already applied for ballot access. Maybe they could get Bill Weld, with his 2% of the vote, as a 'unity' candidate.

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Bedminster 7 points ago +7 / -0

And better guacamole bowls!

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Tardigrade 6 points ago +6 / -0

We have to change it to moderately energized Jeb.

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GunsAndWeed 4 points ago +4 / -0

5 hour energy Jeb

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TenScoops 5 points ago +5 / -0

no one can deny that

still a fucking TDS ridden warmongering neocon bullshitter, who should be deported to the Demoncrats

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FAQ-REDDIT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Loe Biden

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s gotta be the Guac-.....

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Tryhardneckbeard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't stop the Guac!

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HonkNJhonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pass the guac, jeb

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AtariArtist 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least Jeb! has human eyes. Joe's are black beady little zombie eyes. Yech.

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DrBJTester 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a reptile.

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Supersaiyanbroly737 3 points ago +3 / -0

More turtles, too

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Notorious RBG - in her current state - has more energy than Groper Joe.

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Spaceforce1999 2 points ago +2 / -0

Vote for Jeb!! LOL

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horsefacestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeb's mother still has more energy than Joe Hiden.

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dudewhatdoesminesay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden makes Jeb look energetic by comparison.

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gummibarenaked 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is factually correct.

I deployed my Jeb!ometer and confirmed this extreme low energy measurement.

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00Gonzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just looking at him siphons my energy

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SonomaGA [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

he is what we would call an “energy sink”

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ausglitsch 2 points ago +2 / -0

no energy biden

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sdj9252 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeb Bush is a spoiled rich kid with an asshole Mother and a dumb ass brother that was president. He came to Florida to turn people to Biden, what an asshat.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

The batteries you buy at Dollar Tree have more energy than Joe Biden.

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK class, repeat after me :

Senor Bush - Coma uno

Senor Biden - Coma dos

Coma uno mas coma dos igual COMATOSE

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TaggartCiscontinenta 2 points ago +2 / -0

George W is the Hunter Biden of the Bush family only minus crack plus booze. Jeb is the Beau Biden of the family, only with less energy

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RussianBot_23198a 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice try Jeb!, but I'm still not clapping.

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zebfross 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, that’s why Biden angrily shouts all his policies. They told them that makes him look less dead.

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RocketSprocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not a fair comparison because there are no basements in Florida.

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cookiemaven 1 point ago +1 / -0

But he's still a globalist

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Norwayhastrolls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two turtle Jebs

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Assault-Covfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please clap....

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WeinerLapTop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeb wouldve won the DNC primary going away without changing anything from his 2016 "she should be the nominee" foray.

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catch-a-penny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please clap.

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Musicbymuzak 1 point ago +1 / -0

So jeb! is medium energy now?

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Bestboy143 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Jeb is a mess!"

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UbiquityZero 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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Chick-fill-eh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeb bush is a better liberal candidate than Joe Biden.

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

jebgetseveryelectoralvote.jpg

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LordofNorthMesquite 1 point ago +1 / -0

JEB!

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LatitudeofMind 1 point ago +1 / -0

We should meme Biden as a cross between the crooked one and Jeb

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StumpSmasher2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeb is low energy, Joe is NO energy.

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dontCensorMeBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sad but true haha

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

And more real hair and more real skin and probably doesn't confuse his wife with his sister.