Reminder for ANTIFAggots. The cars always win. (educational video)
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Someone deserves a goddamn medal for this!
This most recent one chops out the middle bit between the car beeping and the 'here we go' - this one had more footage of the 'man' so I left the middle bit in - but I do like the shorter version in terms of pacing. (and since most of these don't show the guy in advance - it's a better meme template / format - just edit from the car going 'beep beep' and start the live footage at 'here we go')
It's an older incident (disclaimer I think it's from 2018? in Portland) but I thought it important to educate those that flesh looses out to heavy amounts of steel in motion.
Because last night a lot of people seem to have thought otherwise.
Yup here's one :
https://thedonald.win/p/HEuc0LIe/man-vs-car/c/
(he didn't chop out the middle bit either - but I think it'd pace faster w/out it)
Hehehe, the cars always win
As long as these idiots keep standing in the road we'll have plenty of material.
The timing is just so beautiful!
Yeah, the car does. It always wins.
So the cool thing to do is break your legs now? LMFAOOO. Who else remembers “Do it for the Vine!”
3000-4000+ lbs at ? mph vs soyboy 130ish lb. Yea, no contest.
This is so well done. Lololol
EPic even. Good morning
Here was another one from another incident: https://thedonald.win/p/HEuc0LIe/man-vs-car/c/
I will never get tired of seeing Antifa fly off cars.
I’ve been posting this in roadblock threads:
From former SEAL Matt Bracken:
I never ever stop (at a red light or anywhere) nearer than 15 feet from the vehicle in front. This allows me to accelerate out even if the timid fool in front is afraid to move.
If I see even a hint of a protest, I get in the inside lane, so I’m not trapped along the curb side by vehicles on my left.
If anybody stands in front of my vehicle, I’m going to move forward at 5mph. At 5mph or 35, a human cannot stop or even slow a vehicle. Its many horsepower vs one human power. No contest. Car wins. At 5mph, you are demonstrating (to a later hypothetical court) that your intention was not to run anybody down. They can simply move out of the way, or not.
After the Portland beat down, I have a reasonable fear of death or grave bodily injury if I’m pulled from my vehicle by an angry mob. I’m not stopping. I’ll keep a steady 5 mph forward speed.
If I see a gun brandished, or one of my windows is breached, I’m going hammer down, and to hell with anybody in front of me. “Fear for my life.”
I will not pull my own gun as long as my vehicle is moving. It’s just a better weapon than a pistol, and the vehicle gets you clear of the danger zone, a pistol does not.
I will only pull my pistol if my vehicle is physically stopped, (and I don’t mean by idiots standing in front of it.)
What is a car if not a reusable missile on wheels?
This reminds me so much of Carmageddon TDR 2000.
That game was so awesome!
I FUCKING LOVED THAT GAME
CUNNING STUNT BONUS!!!
It was so hilarious! You got the "mortar" bonus and your car tosses a fucking naval mine!
Waiting for the sequel Carmageddon: TDS 2020
They did start producing a sequel but I think they just kinda gave up in the end. Which was a shame as it showed promise.
Haha! You got me there, for a moment I got excited about a new game!
What about Deathrace 2000? Probably an older game, so not as good
That's a movie with Stallone and Carradine. It's ok, but usual slow 70s movie with very little violence.
As for games, sometimes old games are better. The graphic might be poor, but games used to be fun and targeted to the white male demographic.
Carmageddon TDR 2000 is a game set in a dystopian future where civilization has collapsed. You have races with vehicular combat and various missions, in all of which you get points if you run people over while you go about your business. Sometimes in the game there's a mob that throws molotovs at you and it's so satisfying to run them over. It's very gory. Gen Z doesn't have stuff like this I don't think.
Nothing current but I played a game on Gamecube called Smashing Drive. You were a taxi whose only goal was to get to the next stop as fast as possible, no fucks given. Power ups included jet boosts, saws, loudspeakers that make everything in front of you explode, etc.
But were you able to run over pedestrians?
That was the huge controversy with Carmageddon
I think they leaped out of the way. After watching a video it’s more of a linear race track that takes you through an environment. Part if an early track is going through an airport and using a plane onramp then the wing as a “shortcut” ramp. Crazy Taxi was another one though and that one you could but they would get up and be fine, just called you an asshole or something.
Dystopian present, it sounds like
I would add just one thing:
Get on the phone w/ 911 the whole time (and as soon as you sense trouble coming), and describe everything you see and do as you see and do it. Be sure to ask the dispatcher what you should do that won't get you or your passengers hurt while you're getting TFO of Dodge.
This call provides an indelible and official voice record of everything, which makes it 10,000x harder for a cucked-up DA (e.g. Mike Schmidt in Multnomah County / Portland, OR) to go after you for anything afterwards, since it provides exonerating evidence and proof that you not only acted in self-defense, but that you constantly asked the authorities for help along the way.
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Commenting just to add a really obvious thing that many overlook: lock all of your doors as soon as you enter your vehicle.
Another good suggestion that’s been made is “have a dash cam”.
THE CARS ALWAYS WIN
Wouldn't it Always?
OH MY GOD!!! (The car won??) MEDIC!!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
...lect Trump
Gah I never tire of them hear them scream that or man down, no wait my favorite is "Call the Police"...
Unfortunately, some idiots use their brakes. It's not like Antifa are cute bunny rabbits or deer. If you are going to press a pedal when Antifa steps in front of you be sure it is the gas pedal.
Fact is you don't get to choose wether you respect Newton's law or nah, it ain't Newsom's Law after all!
I love this cynic! Thanks pede!
Falsifiability is so 2019. Everybody knows science isn't false. Duh!
K.E.=mv^2/2
I don't think they agree with Newton.
I'm perfectly content letting them argue with gravity. Or 3200 fps
You expect the pArTy oF sCieNcE to actually know anything about science?
Cars 4 - Pantifa’s Flying Off
Lol dat rag doll!
It’s like Christmas waking up and watching people win stupid prizes
NOOOOOOOO you can't just drive through out "peaceful" protest noooooooooo
Haha Excursion go VROOM
Cars matter
This is incredible
Great meme
This is amazing
What a perfect reference
This is still too high IQ for Antifa/BLM to understand. I just reply this to them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7Jrp8RIzg4
One of the few videos for which I can appreciate the auto-replay.
Antifender-bender, protesting vehicular inequality!
How can anyone think trump will lose? These rioters are probably making so much new trump voters it’s insane
F R A U D
I know it’s an issue but that was also an issue with Hillary right? I remember watching Alex Jones talk about how they were going to easily flip votes for her and trump had no chance he still won, I can’t picture him ever losing , Biden is a horrendous candidate
I agree. But he also wasn’t supposed to win even without cheating. Now he IS supposed to win and we have mail in fraud - already being caught. Now add massive vote harvesting that is guaranteed to happen.
Turnout this cycle for Dems would normally be super low...but I have a feeling it’s going to be record breaking.
Just based on the primaries, everything points to super low dem turnout.
This is why the democrats have been running this story for weeks where they predict:
Three basic scenarios in my mind:
Overall I feel that 95 percent of scenarios turn out to be Trump winning, peaceful protests will intensify but I think the response to them will be increasingly forceful once the election is over. The real question is what Trump does about BLM and Soros funding.
I agree that it’s an extremely high chance of Trump winning, but the key here is to not get complacent.
It could go the other way. We will see fraud like never before IF the dems are actually trying to win. If/when we win, it WILL get nasty. How nasty and how far down it goes is the question. Does it stay in the courts, does it spill into dem controlled cities, does it spill out into the burbs?
My prediction is that we of course see blue city riots but it generally stops there. After all, this bullshit coming out to the burbs and rural towns is what we’ve been buying guns, ammo and armor for over the last 6 months. Good fucking luck.
I’ve suspected they ran Joe because they are punting this year with a powerful incumbent. It’s his lifetime achievement award. They will continue their fuckery for the next four years, and ramp up to 2024 to regain control...or try to.
I can’t figure out if they’re making an actual attempt to win or are just doing a practice run for 2024 though. They really should have held onto the killer virus scamdemic for that...but I guess they did need a reason to activate mail in voting for nationwide fraud as a test.
I think the virus was more of a coincidence. It seemed like they tried before with H1N1 and ebola but they failed to gain traction. Though it's possible those were just to lay some groundwork (showing asians wearing masks was popular during H1N1 for example).
My theory has been that with corona viruses being so common, there’s a new mutation every year. It’s probably part of what they call a URI and don’t bother to actually diagnose it under normal circumstances, because the virus is different every year and there are multiple viruses that cause it. Except this year they decided to actually isolate and name the virus, because they needed to. We don’t even know if it was actually coronavirus; the people that died from it weren’t tested for other viruses. They died WITH coronavirus, not necessarily FROM coronavirus.
This is awesome!
These people are stupid
I don't know, jumping in front of a moving car is pretty stupid. Even if it serves some twisted purpose
No, it entirely depends on the local prosecutor. These clowns are operating mostly in areas where the local prosecutors will protect them but they're also operating in lots of other areas as well.
Like in Texas, that guy that shot the protester and drove through the crowd to get away, zero charges. Also, some guy shot people in I think New Mexico... zero charges. That beatdown in rural Colorado? No charges.
One other thing is that the feds are coming in to put holds on rioters. Like that guy who got charged locally for throwing the big molotov at the cops.. they dropped his charges but there is a federal hold on him and since ATF was literally standing around nearby when it happened, almost certain that they are looking to get a piece of the action. DDs are 10 years.
I am hopeful that they will find an excuse to start locking up the soros prosecutors if not actively go after BLM and the soros people's money. Defund them and all of this shit will dry up and blow away in the wind in like 10 minutes. It's kind of like when the soviet union fell apart in the early 90s, suddenly peace broke out all over central and south america because these people's guerilla movements just decided they didn't want to fight anymore. Same thing will happen here if you squash BLM, Soros and the other money laundering operations.
Trading Prison Time For Your Life. Clown World
This.
Great start to my morning. Now I can start the day with a smile.
Agreed. Woke up just little while ago and this is about the 4th thing I've seen. Great to have a morning laugh with my tea.
I do love the voice acting. The laugh combined with "the cars always win" gave me a chuckle.
Who pays for the dents? I'd sue Soros.
Apparently they don't teach physics in the feminist studies course work. STEM degrees for the win.
Too bad Roiland was on the lolita express
Dan Harmon also has severe TDS (unlike Justin). Using their content as a meme should drive them nuts. Which is fine.
There is nothing I love more than waking up to videos of commies getting hit by cars
Fascists
So, I have to ask. Is that a real cartoon that someone mashed the video into, or did someone create this just for the meme value?
yes its a real cartoon - Rick and Morty
in this episode they are just channel surfing and its a bunch of completely random skits like this
My favorite show. They have funding now for up to 10 seasons and they'll be producing them more quickly. They'll be back.
There was a delay because of contractual negotiations and the China virus.
I love this, need to put it on a loop!! Funny as hell! Stupid Bitch!
This guy gets it!
I got a permanent ban from my first ever comment in r/Louisville because I replied to a comment regarding someone's live video being banned on Youtube that Youtube is protecting Antifa by eliminating little bits of evidence in live videos.
I’ve watched this three times, and lol’d at the point of impact each time. smh
Can we please get more of these
God damn that's a perfect format for a meme.
LOL
No brakes!
Amazing
That incident can't be recent. They're all dressed for winter weather in this one.
This happened a couple years ago in Portland. She ran across the bridge to argue with the patriots then she ran back while ignoring traffic, she made it most of the way.
I'm sure she's okay with all that extra "insulation".
I think a cold front is passing through this part of country.
I'm on team Car!!
PANTIFA or NAZIFA
Never stop, always keep your car on a slow roll.
I need this, more of this.
Top kek
It's funny but this is what the collapse of a civilization looks like. These people in truth have no reason to be doing this shit, they're just rationalizing their own degeneracy.
Isn't this how insurance fraud is done?
Now that they've cancelled Cops this is literally my fav form of entertainment.
Damn this is great!
PSA: the road is for cars. The sidewalk is for things incapable of traveling more than 30mph.