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FustercluckArmy 13 points ago +13 / -0

For anyone who may be interested, this critter is a Golden Pheasant. It is a real bird and it really does look like that (the menfolk of their species who are voting republican, anyway. the women are dull, boring, and should have stayed in the nest instead of forging careers).

Including tail feathers, it is between 36" and 41" long and is capable of short flights if frightened or attacked. It mostly lives on the ground among the poorer forest animals. This is why it understands their dreams and needs better than the blue democrat pheasant which lives in a cave in Delaware and is usually a confused asshole.

The fucked up part? It's native to remote regions of China. But, it has established feral populations most everywhere except Antarctica because it is not afraid of hard work. It is widely found in South America except Venezuela, where the commies are, as it would have been eaten. It is not a stupid creature. It left China to escape commies and damn well isn't going to suffer them in its new home either.

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PyroSphere 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like the cut of your jib!

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deleted 3 points ago +4 / -1
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Au_contrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Including tail feathers, it is between 36" and 41" long

Impressive length.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 8 points ago +9 / -1

"Because you’d be in quail."

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go to bed, Dad.

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mikegrouchy [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Free meme template included.

I found it on an Anti Trump website back in 2016. They thought it was insulting. I thought it was a big beautiful bird.

In 2017 on the old The_Donald web page I put a caption of "because you'd be in Jail" and it turned into my highest upTrumped post, with over 10k uptrumps.

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FLatinoKAG 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe we will see some Trump pigeons like the cowboy hat ones.

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LoadedMonk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because you'd be in jail. One of my favorite memes from the 2016 debates

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HuggableBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because you'd be in a cage

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notatallimsure 3 points ago +3 / -0

This pheasant looks mighty presidential to me!

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Atmosphreak82 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's one of these handsome fellas at a pumpkin patch that we go to every year. Always makes my husband's day!

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alpha bird...

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Butt_expert 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Somebody's doing the raping, Don."

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Basedcanadian 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a wall to stop the Coyotes from entering the united coop of America!

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not_a_shill -2 points ago +2 / -4

an honest meme farmer makes memes. You are an upvote spammer, making it more difficult to get the good stuff to the top. A provider of Basic Universal Upvote if you will.

Some arrows should stay grey.

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mikegrouchy [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dfuq?