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This is the way. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by neverreddit ago by neverreddit +2679 / -1
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bangbus 39 points ago +39 / -0

Eggsactly. If I want a Nimitz class carrier I should be able to buy a Nimitz class carrier.

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Chick-fill-eh 35 points ago +35 / -0

Can we have like a group buy / GoFundMe ? I don't want to be captain... Just etch my name on the deck.

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IroWide 21 points ago +21 / -0

And let me take a tour here and there to make sure my investment is doing well.

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Trump2024 17 points ago +17 / -0

Maybe take it out for a test run off the coast of Somalia to make sure the big guns are still in perfect condition.

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kittydoses 7 points ago +7 / -0

its big guns would be planes.

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Raindrops1984 10 points ago +10 / -0

I want to own six rivets and a quarter inch piece of metal on a Nimitz! It could be the most badass timeshare of all time!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only if we physically invade epstein's island

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NorthAfricanViolet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't the FBI bulldoze the island after reportedly removing all evidence?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Change of plan: we invade Canada and steal little Justin's fake eyebrows.