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Vino 79 points ago +79 / -0

Makes me ashamed of texas and our shit govenor

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plastic_Strawman 41 points ago +41 / -0

Ditto.

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MAGAguitar 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do they have on Abbott?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 18 points ago +19 / -1

Shame need not apply. 40+ Governors are guilty of mass murder, which is worse than the masdebates. We should physically remove them from Office under citizens arrest, but that requires organization. The right does not organize. There are other ways qe can fix this, but our losses will be higher ...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Due process gives us a more lasting victory due to a Court record of all their crimes. This sends an essential message to all future would be tyrants as these die in prison as paupers.

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HolocoughSurvivor -3 points ago +2 / -5

Stop larping

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TrumpSavedWesternCiv 10 points ago +10 / -0

You don't even want to know about Ohio. DeWine makes Abbott look like a freedom-loving governor.

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Comingupblank 8 points ago +8 / -0

Alabama too

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ConservNow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Indiana, Mississippi, and Arkansas too. Individual liberty does not exist in some people’s minds.

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dapopeovoz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Going to Florida next week coming from PA. Totally psyched

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's gotten so bad that you're leaving a place full of redhead women. Feelbadman.

Staying or visiting?

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dapopeovoz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just visiting, but I will retire down there. Coming from the Philly burbs tho which are pretty cucked at this point so it's a welcome relief

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cool. I was considering moving there, but I heard North Dakota has redheads. PA being cucked ruled it out and it had the most reds, so...

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://i.maga.host/4y6d84Y.png

Last election was the trifecta since DeSantis was on it too.

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Choppermagic 24 points ago +24 / -0

All fines should be deducted from cities' financial aid. Stop any incentive to fining people.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 22 points ago +22 / -0

Trump: "Fuck pleasantries, fuck politeness, fuck big words. I'm just gonna do what I always do."

DeSantis & Cruz watching Trump win on TV: "So just winging it and roasting opposition can actually work? Fuck it, I'm gonna try it."

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Seanp12 2 points ago +3 / -1

DeSantis doesn't even roast the opposition that much, even though the media slandered him as a racist because of his "don't monkey this up" comment by claiming "monkey" was a reference to Gay Gillum being black.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now he says 'don't degenerate crackhead faggot this up'.

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NotTimPool 18 points ago +19 / -1

Where is a fine place to live in Florida? I'd like to not worry about nature (Hurricanes, Crocodiles, Snakes, etc.) and I'd like it not to be overbearingly humid.

And of course, I'd have to be among 'pedes.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hot and humid: early explorers called it hell. You've adapted! Congrats.

Seems weird to me that snakes like water so much. I always associate snakes with the desert.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Minnesota's State bird is the mosquito. Short season but they get BIG.

There's some natural bug repellant I meant to order online, what have you found works best?

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AlohaSnackbar 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm confused. Does your statement mean that having cats reduces or increases the amount of snakes? And why?

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PeaceThroughStrength 10 points ago +11 / -1

Try Pensacola. It's not too expensive and it's a Republican stronghold by the coast, and the storms are only mildly catastrophic.

Btw, wear a Gators or Seminoles shirt when moving outside of the bigger cities. Folks don't take too kindly when you leave the yankee containment zones.

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Seanp12 1 point ago +2 / -1

lol I just went north because Sally knocked out my internet. But you're right. I've lived in Pensacola for six years, and Sally was the first bad hurricane I've been through.

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GibsmeMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

bring your van to north central Florida, don’t forget Adam!

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Aluminoti 10 points ago +10 / -0

Winter in Florida summer in South Dakota

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 5 points ago +5 / -0

You've got something there.

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RichardCranium 15 points ago +15 / -0

About damn time I’m so sick of this bullshit mask mandate.

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Pilotaaron1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now if corporations will catch on. Sadly, I don't think that's going to happen for a while. But at least it will give mom and pops a boost.

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Sum_devil 15 points ago +15 / -0

After that image of the survivability of this virus came out yesterday, the one with the different age groups, every state needs to take their larping hand off the economy and let things get back to normal. Go back to work handling real work until we can get the process of suing each and every one of them going.

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chuckachookah 13 points ago +13 / -0

FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU, MASKHOLES!!!!

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basedblatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

😍😍😍

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Kornstalx 8 points ago +8 / -0

C'mon Grandma Ivey, pokes

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TheContrarian2 8 points ago +8 / -0

You should see my Florida subreddit. I posted an article and the comments are 100% negative. Very interesting.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Username checks out, lol

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TheContrarian2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I post Trump stuff there to piss people off. It's fun! But not profitable.

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Make_It_So 8 points ago +8 / -0

WA State will be the next right? Right? FML

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahaha

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cowsho 6 points ago +6 / -0

Northeast FL pede, some areas have mask laws, I literally see 1 out of 20 obeying them. It's a law people never wanted and it's embarrassing people tried to emulate the liberal havens.

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FustercluckArmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also NE FL. The ratio seems to have turned in my area. Even most of the old people have stopped attending the face binky cult. With this from DeSantis, who was the US House rep from this district, only bitin' voters will continue.

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Kanime1224 6 points ago +6 / -0

I need some of this in Texas. The Ahole abbott needs to open us up fully and stop being a bitch ass tyrant.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've lived all over the country including CA and now live in TX. I can't believe how bad the cuckery is in this state. I love this state, especially the gun laws. I have my LTC and it was easier to get than a driver's license. But something got in the water down here and I don't even want to go anywhere.

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Sako_280 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get your shit together Greg Abbott!!

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago +4 / -0

I live two states away from Florida and I wonder if Florida is more LGBTQ friendly than my state...

And by the way - I love DeSantis! He reminds me of a conservative Blago minus the big personality and charisma (Blago did nothing wrong so I see it more as a compliment).

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WhoDecidedThat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does this apply to business owners as well? If so im seriously considering moving to Florida.

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franktank 3 points ago +3 / -0

FLORIDA! FUCK YEAH!

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treefork 3 points ago +3 / -0

effectively nullifying local mask mandates - CBS

Unfortunately this is wrong. Stores can still have people harass and tackle you if you try to enter without a mask.

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CisSiberianOrchestra [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

If I were a store owner I'd immediately put up a big sign that said "Masks not required" to capitalize on people who hate wearing masks.

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MAGAguitar 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's making the municipalities who issued the mandates reassess how they intend to enforce. They may in fact come with a similar type of bullshit like the fines. Emails will by flying over the weekend amongst these self-important commissars. The truly worrisome part is how many citizens were complying; not via fines but through raw psychological manipulation.

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's exactly what happened in TX. People just want to comply for some strange reason. Abbott's EO doesn't allow cops to detain or stop you for masks, but many municipalities have created ordinances that do allow cops to take enforcement action. To date, I'm not aware of any TX cops actually looking to enforce it but I'm sure there's examples out there. The local and state government is putting the onus on the businesses to enforce the order under threat of losing ones business license.

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do this in FL without fear of being shot?

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treefork 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have no idea. But the point is they can kick you out if they want because it's private property. Costco was requiring masks before there was even a mandate in my county.

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

Time to wave ye old wallet in the air and tell them to kick rocks.

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catvideos3 2 points ago +2 / -0

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Mildad 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy is really making me want to move fo Florida

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BananaWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ron "Fucks your mom" DeSantis

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rileyper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hope Mike Parson follows suit in Missouri.

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PraiseBeToScience 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember when the media was screeching about how Florida was having a "second wave" and cited these huge numbers?

Yeah it was 100% a lie. The positive cases were faked, and we know that because the deaths didn't change.

We were completely, 100% right, and the Branch Covidians need PHYSICAL REMOVAL from our country: we knew they were going to continue to use the masks to 'train' people to continue to believe the Covid hoax. We knew they were going to drag it out to the election and they would NEVER allow anyone to believe that it was safe to lift restrictions. We knew they were going to cry every second of every day about how everything was Trump's fault.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Florida is the New Capitol of the USA.

"We will lead where others have failed!"

For More Tears - Trump USA - 2020

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VyseLegendaire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vermont has got fierce restrictions with basically zero cases. Might as well re-joint The Commonwealth at this point.

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

all the sudden florida is the least pussy state in the country

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RizzlieDoodad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile, my gov and his wife have corona. lul

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Pr0xenus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope it kicks in today, because I'm about to go to Publix Peacocking like a Mug.

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Blacktaxi2d 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck yes!! Love this man