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WalkFastGoHome 13 points ago +13 / -0

Deploy the cow catcher! Full steam ahead!

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Skogin 4 points ago +4 / -0

CHOO-CHOO MUTHER FUCKERS!

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TrumpPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Miss Tina would say MUTHA FUCKAS.

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morevodka4nancy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Capt. Kirk: Mr. Spock, set the phasers on vaporize, and maintain warp speed! Mr. Spock: Capt. should we give them a blast of the horn? Capt. Kirk: Nah, fuck 'em! They should know better than to be there! Mr. Spock: Aye Aye Capt.

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Efrum 5 points ago +5 / -0

My dad was a railroader for 40 years. He told me lots of stories about people thinking trains can stop like cars. If this becomes an actual tactic of the left ,our problems may be over.

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climatestatis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Willson’s courageous act was neither foolhardy nor wrong.

It was clearly foolhardy to risk getting your legs cut off. At the very least chain yourself to the track with some slack so you can get a few feet out of the way.

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everylastjuan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Careful, the train may have no brakes

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Braujager 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep those sandboxes filled, Engineers - those rails might be getting a bit slick if this tactic takes off. :)

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WidePepoSad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Be sure to jump out in front of it quickly though while they are still moving slow. Trains take forever to speed up, so if you jump out quickly they wont have time to hit the gas and you will be more successful.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO BRAKES

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