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Patriot4evr 76 points ago +77 / -1

You'd have to be stupid enough to vote for Biden to believe this

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trump212121 57 points ago +58 / -1

They are not going to let Joe Biden debate anyone.

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LesboPregnancyScare 28 points ago +29 / -1

he can barely respond to prepared answers to questions from a teleprompter. The most recent gaff of him getting upset that some journo asked about Hunter proves he cannot think on his feet. There is no way his handlers will allow him to debate Trump

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Sovren343 44 points ago +45 / -1

This makes sense. He won't actually have covid but will quarantine

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Captain-D 28 points ago +29 / -1

Lol, of course it’s him. That guy is incredibly corrupt.

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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GodKingHarambe 20 points ago +20 / -0

Trump needs to show up anyway

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dethstouch1482 20 points ago +20 / -0

If Biden doesnt show, he can debate that skidmark Chris Wallace. He's a Dem and I'd love to see Trump put his smarmy ass in his place.

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MAGA_4EVER 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm all for the trump/ye debate

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Space_Force 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's perfect. It would give Slow Biden a solid two weeks or more to hide in the basement and eat pudding. This would get him out of one or even two debates and no media showing how feeble he is.

The spotlight shifts to Kamala, the real candidate. She will try to beat Trump primarily with the race card and a smattering of a few talking points, but it will mainly be her starting out half of her sentences with "Well, as a black woman I..." As Kamala Harris is a very stupid person it's probably her only play.

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MAGA_4EVER 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump will eat her alive

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FragrantDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

Say what you want about Tulsi but noone can deny she completely destroyed Kumala every chance she could. Make no mistake GEOTUS was watching and paying attention. "Heels Up" Harris won't stand a chance because she's been too much of a shithead all her life.

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johnbillaby 15 points ago +15 / -0

It'd be deeply hilarious for a presidential candidate to bail out of debates for whatever reason.

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Liberty_Prime 12 points ago +12 / -0

sounds spot on.

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FlamingButBased 12 points ago +12 / -0

They're so screwed. Not debating = instantly lose the election. Debating = he comes off as the abused elder with dimentia he is and/or flys off the handle. Choose your adventure, DNC.

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Dingus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Will he use a black face mask? Or will he just paint one on?

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Dirk_Diggler 9 points ago +9 / -0

Like clockwork.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I'm not afraid of the WuFlu Joe. I'll debate you in a sterile room just me and you. My immune system against yours. You scared Bro? "

GEOTUS

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BADGERPEDE 8 points ago +8 / -0

I say they independently retest Northam to verify this. Obvious scheme to get out of debates is obvious.

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duckstuck 8 points ago +8 / -0

Right on time

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deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
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ouvrez_les_yeux 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'll be made comfortable. Then a discussion will ensue.

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dadwasasmallbusiness 2 points ago +2 / -0

Governor blackface, is that you?

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ouvrez_les_yeux 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're all friends here. Just call me Coonman.

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joeydel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is it the 25th already?

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RyanUpCreek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep and Trump was in Newport News, VA for a rally tonight. Northam is certainly up to something fishy.

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Useful_Vidiots 5 points ago +5 / -0

There ya go....

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LesboPregnancyScare 5 points ago +6 / -1

I fully expect MSM stories to break this weekend or Monday that Biden has COVID, and that he contracted it from voting in person.

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Tripin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden has rally's with literally 10 people showing up and wears a mask the entire time......"gets covid"

Trump has almost daily rally's with 10000 people showing up with no social distancing or masks....no one gets covid...

Makes sense.

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monsoonlagoon 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Biden backs out he looks like a fucking pussy. I hope to God the majority of people out there don’t want a pussy as their President

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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JohnnyRico 4 points ago +4 / -0

What an asshole. All of them.

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awsure 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's put Northam outside and let nature take its course

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AtomicShnoz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant!

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Ivleeeg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope. Test him the morning of the debate. If he's covid free, nbd. If he's positive. Do it virtually.

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Flahusky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Normally I'd say he could use zoom, but he would probably forget he's on zoom and walk around in his soiled underwear.

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Executor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I pray for Northam's health and his wife's. I also pray he gets his ass voted out by based Virginia Pedes. Karma doesn't ask for a party slip.

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Deezy 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only he had his blackface mask on!

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the-new-style 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do you really call the governor's wife "first lady"?