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RoosterHeadBad 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just did that! I had bear spray and my buddy had a concealed gun.

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TrumpCard1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

.45

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should send that to The Babylon Bee. Well done, Pede. Very well done.

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Trumperette1 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks.

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Kiras 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or bring a bear.

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rimper 3 points ago +3 / -0

...all while you try to get your grilled chicken through the mask covering your mouth :\

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TrumpMagaNoBama 2 points ago +2 / -0
  1. Silly String
  2. Aquanet Hair Spray (cheap, 3.76 for a pack of 2 at Walmart)
  3. Bic lighter or equivalent.

Spray Silly String on Terrorist; Flick your Bic and spray Aquanet hair spray thru the flame towards the Silly String on Terrorist; sit back, enjoy the festivities and munch popcorn! Almost as good as Napalm.

Note that the Silly String coming out of the container is extremely flammable in itself, so you can, if you wish, bypass a step and just fire-off the Silly String with your Bic!

Toasting Terrorists with aerosol flamethrower - Fun for the Whole Family! Spraying Silly Flamage at Terrorists - Priceless!! * Disclaimer: the previous writings are obviously a LARP, for entertainment only, and not for consumption in the real world.*