Remember to use *67
You can waste their time by giving them fake names to put time and resources towards finding and trying to get bailed out of jail, or you can just play this song to her like I have been https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2vuMLg6BHE
If they don't answer, leave a voicemail! We want them to have to sort through thousands of fake voicemails for every real one they get.
YOU CAN ALSO TEXT THEM!!!! GIVE THEM A FAKE NAME AND DATE OF BIRTH, THEY WILL WASTE THEIR TIME ON IT!!!!!! If you don't want to use your real phone number download "TextFree" from the App Store and you can create a fake number to text them for free. If we completely overload their texts, voicemail, and phone line they will have no choice but to surrender and dump the hotline, which means we successfully keep MANY BLM thugs in jail!
EDIT: THEY ARE ANSWERING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! CALL CALL CALL CALL!!!!!!!!!
Remember to use *67
You can waste their time by giving them fake names to put time and resources towards finding and trying to get bailed out of jail, or you can just play this song to her like I have been https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2vuMLg6BHE
If they don't answer, leave a voicemail! We want them to have to sort through thousands of fake voicemails for every real one they get.
YOU CAN ALSO TEXT THEM!!!! GIVE THEM A FAKE NAME AND DATE OF BIRTH, THEY WILL WASTE THEIR TIME ON IT!!!!!! If you don't want to use your real phone number download "TextFree" from the App Store and you can create a fake number to text them for free. If we completely overload their texts, voicemail, and phone line they will have no choice but to surrender and dump the hotline, which means we successfully keep MANY BLM thugs in jail!
EDIT: THEY ARE ANSWERING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! CALL CALL CALL CALL!!!!!!!!!
LMAO.
Song is perfect...
THEY WANT TEXTS NOW BAH HA HA!!!
GET IN HERE PEDES!!!
I just texted them letting them know that the MC RIB is back.
NICE!
Is it?
Starting Monday baby!
Woohoo! Thanks.
What can’t this sub do?
Lose
Oh snap. Only thing I really like at McD’s
I've always liked their fries if they're fresh, and of course the Tendies (Nuggets)
I was about to say, McDonald’s perfected the chicken nugget. Gordon Ramsey can suck my balls
If you please sir, tendies and nuggies are different items.
I miss their actual tendies. They had this cheese dipping sauce that was just perfection.
Their chicken nuggets are the only thing I can have from McDonald's that doesn't make me belly sick afterwards, but hot damn those nugs are good.
They don't need to know that, let them miss out this time
You think they have Battle Toads?
I remember back in the day, when a comedian said "Hey the McRib is back! All the McNegros will be happy."
There wasn't eve a riot. People actually laughed. I imagine some people didn't care for the joke, but they lived and went on with their lives.
Political correctness is cancer. We're seeing this manifest in the streets.
Ha ha haha hah hahhahhaa!
That's because the phone number is overloaded!
Officer, I know my rights and I demand my one free text message!
You can't text in jail.
Youtube comment: "Song is so black my speakers shot each other."
Also good - Youtube comment: "I wanted to rob my own house after listening..."
Please stand for the Black National Anthem
^^^THIS^^^THIS^^^
My nigga.
My black pledge son showed me this song about 7, 8 years ago in college.. that’s hilarious
Yup. Still LMAO...
Record the calls and texts! We need more salt
Got busy signals. Will try again shortly.
So this power dialer software free trial...
Oh man, that beat with those lyrics, haven't cried years of laughter like that in a while.
Type in wowkie zang sunshine rainbow white pony and play the chorus
Brutal..
This song should be used as an instrument of torture..
Oh my sides, LMAO. Make a youtube compilation please!
Look. His cousin's crippling disease of rapeulitis is no laughing matter. His cousin's friend also suffered from rapeulitis, and he had a sexual emergency at a swimming pool, and even got arrested for it.
anyone record these calls appears user deleted them all :(
Dude you could so make money of these. This is incredible, you have some serious talent!
I'm fucken crying I'm laughing so hard at these. This is just unbelievably funny.
Shieeeeet
Old friend and I grew up with those pranks, we'd laugh well into the a.m., good times.
His medical condition is no laughing matter! That was gold, thanks for sharing.
We need to get them all listed and stickied on the front page!
What an interesting medical condition... That was hilarious. Well done!
Dang son that's gonna leave a mark!
maybe in every major city in the country. maybe even multiple ads.
maybe?
yeah... until a drunk girl in college does it to you and a bunch of pedos text and call you
This is why I don’t give women my number anymore.
Mainly cause they don’t want it, but this is the reason I chose to present.
Smart man.
I want youre number fren
Lol don’t you already have it CIAramella??
Shrug. I have these guys answering my phone: https://jollyrogertelephone.com/ Can make some funny recordings.
Theres a reason its so effective lol
post it on some hookup site with a pic of some smokin hot chick.
Free (poplar breed) puppy to loving home.. that'll keep 'em busy.
Golden doodle, trust me they will need to change phone companies.
Pure evil
Shiba Inu
This actually works. I was looking for a refrigerator on Craigslist a while back and received a very rude text back when I enquired. Apparently someone listed several high quality random items at a very reasonable price. It wasn't ridiculously priced and seemed legit. Whoever this woman pissed off went to great lengths describing the fridge with pictures.
I really hated one of my bosses. I got his cell number and listed his van on Craigslist at lower but still reasonable price. "Please don't text, I only accept calls. If I don't answer, please leave a voicemail. Best hours to call are from 8am -11 am and 6pm-11pm" he eventually had to change his number. And I'll be damned if it didn't happen to him again. Some people just have the worst luck.
It could be like a chain reaction where people she rudely texted place new ads, and so on until a large majority of the population is calling her at any given time.
Don't piss people off.
I do it to my friends all the time. Usually post yeti coolers filled with venison (no back strap), in places like baldwin florida. It's a fantastic joke.
Doing that at the moment, anyone know their ZIP code?
So far Ive tried their website, facebook page and articles, but none so far.
Edit: decided id go for a random one, use 40272
Can't find it either and there are a lot of Louisville zip codes. Have seen their partners, so I'll never donate to Goodwill or St. Vincent dePaul again. Presbyterian USA Church was no surprise whatsoever.
God damn it, I love shopping at the St. Vincent. I got my favorite armchair, my favorite sweater, and my favorite shoes there. Ugh.
I had mad prank call skillz back in the 80's.
You still have them 👍
It's like riding a bicycle; you never forget.
Except now your bicycle connects to the internet and can take pictures
SCIENCE
Do you have sleepy Joe in a can? Open the lid and let him out
Someone needs to make a Joe soundboard ...
Like calling Moe’s on the Simpsons.
"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Hugh Janus..."
"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Heywood Jablome..."
"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Phil McCrevasse..."
"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Kyle Rittenhouse..."
:)
I was looking for this one
My name is Sukkha Madeek
Munchma Quchi
"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Wilma Fingerdoo..."
"Does anyone know Clinton Kildepstein?"
I'll just put this here...
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sb/arnold/
Jerky Boys
Lucius Tate
Mods: please sticky this EVERY EVENING until they surrender. 😉
I told them I was KYLE RITTENHOUSE, I Need bail now.
And keep talking and talking saying its for a friend and hold on a minute...
Have a live feed of a riot from YouTube blaring in the background. Do most of it after dark when they are most active and stay at it.
Meeeedic!
Battle Toads 2.0
You son of a bitch, I'm in!
I'm gonna have my boyfriend call and play Shadilay over the phone...all night.
Played this video for them.
https://streamable.com/7xm735
"HES GONNA WIPE YOUR ASSES!”
🤔
Legit seen this vid 10 times. Entertaining af.
I guess since their brains are in their asses, he's going to wipe their brains.
I love his accent though lol
"Look at awll deez nut-caysezz!”
I like the lady who was in the car at the end saying, no your not going back around to troll them again.
Anybody who claims New York State is lost to the liberals needs to spend more time with guys like this. That's hilarious!
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force is 110% for Trump.
So is Master Shake
Tucker BTFO the bail project on his show. The CEO was going to be on his show but backed out, now he’s supposed to be on Monday.
They changed the number?
No, there are 2 different hotlines for Louisville
They just answered and immediately hung up on me. There just be a pass word for the google voice name?
This is my favorite!
We need recordings!
Sounds like a very peaceful protest to me.
Jaun tutree, that's just great!
Can confirm! super fun calling up that girl...
Boy, that really would be a shame.
Yall wanna see the leprechaun say yeahhh
ya'll cuud be a crack hayed that got hold of ta wrong stuf
I just called and said, hello dominos, she said you called me, I said we don't have comchovis, she said what, I said, your order has been placed. It went to a busy signal the second call
I just ordered a pizza. I don't plan on stopping. Eat a dick commies.
Wait, is that your 40th pizza in 30 days?
So I got through. Asked if they’d give bail to my friend Kyle Rittenhouse. She said sure, if I donate to BLM. Lol
I love this kind of shenanigans
It's cheeky and fun. Not like the left. Their shenanigans are cruel and tragic...
I'm gonna pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans
Shenanigans.
Ohhhhhhhh
now they are just hanging up
Just went straight to vm. Left an incoherent message. 😂
They shut it down. 19:43 cst. text only
Would be a pity if one of the spammers out there did something else. I mean a python script and a loop sure would make their phone 'interesting'.
https://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/how-to-send-a-text-from-your-email-account/
I think you need to know the service provider. Anyone know who that is?
OK. There appears to be no way to send emails to google voice numbers. I also tried sending to an email address from Google voice to see but it wouldn't allow it.
I just called to post bond for a Kyle Rittenhouse and they hung up.
Auto dialer FTW
Mods please stick this
Stutter. Talk slow. Keep giving them info, but ssssloowwwly
Zootopia sloth/dmv scene. My kids love it.
Done. Got through to voice mail, cued up to the best part of OP's badass rap "song".
You, sir, are doing KEK’s work 👌
LoL call them and spam the hell out of the line, I think this bitch is working from home I could hear kids in the back ground!
Call social services. Those kids deserve better.
Also since the jail calls have a pre recorded message, claim to be trying to bail out a relative who is in the jail so they aren’t thrown off by you not sounding like you are in jail.
Guys keep texting them! They respond to all my texts with fake names and DOBs saying they will look into it! We need to overwhelm them to the point of surrender!
Damn Marqueesh, you so crazy. Hahahaha
THEY'RE ANSWERING NOW!
I left a message. My name is Kyle Rittenhouse and I was wrongfully imprisoned for defending myself
Just some words of advice, they ask the name/birthday several times and the spelling for it several times, if you make a mistake or say the wrong info they assume you are fake and won't follow up, you can use a fake name generator site that populates all that data and just read from it.
Should mix in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGNwEvhNsjk just to keep things fun
Should have used this song https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Keep fightin the good fight!
Use Google voice to generate numbers.
this is why i love T_D
Who tried to sign them up for a Tinder account? You stole my thunder!