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posted ago by Trump1997 (edited) +3912 / -0

Remember to use *67

You can waste their time by giving them fake names to put time and resources towards finding and trying to get bailed out of jail, or you can just play this song to her like I have been https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2vuMLg6BHE

If they don't answer, leave a voicemail! We want them to have to sort through thousands of fake voicemails for every real one they get.

YOU CAN ALSO TEXT THEM!!!! GIVE THEM A FAKE NAME AND DATE OF BIRTH, THEY WILL WASTE THEIR TIME ON IT!!!!!! If you don't want to use your real phone number download "TextFree" from the App Store and you can create a fake number to text them for free. If we completely overload their texts, voicemail, and phone line they will have no choice but to surrender and dump the hotline, which means we successfully keep MANY BLM thugs in jail!

EDIT: THEY ARE ANSWERING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! CALL CALL CALL CALL!!!!!!!!!

Remember to use *67 You can waste their time by giving them fake names to put time and resources towards finding and trying to get bailed out of jail, or you can just play this song to her like I have been https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2vuMLg6BHE If they don't answer, leave a voicemail! We want them to have to sort through thousands of fake voicemails for every real one they get. YOU CAN ALSO TEXT THEM!!!! GIVE THEM A FAKE NAME AND DATE OF BIRTH, THEY WILL WASTE THEIR TIME ON IT!!!!!! If you don't want to use your real phone number download "TextFree" from the App Store and you can create a fake number to text them for free. If we completely overload their texts, voicemail, and phone line they will have no choice but to surrender and dump the hotline, which means we successfully keep MANY BLM thugs in jail! EDIT: THEY ARE ANSWERING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! CALL CALL CALL CALL!!!!!!!!!
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TEXinLA 253 points ago +257 / -4

LMAO.

Song is perfect...

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Rainman 152 points ago +152 / -0

THEY WANT TEXTS NOW BAH HA HA!!!

GET IN HERE PEDES!!!

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Bigpoppatrump420 160 points ago +160 / -0

I just texted them letting them know that the MC RIB is back.

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Rainman 51 points ago +51 / -0

NICE!

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Tardigrade 45 points ago +45 / -0

Is it?

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Bigpoppatrump420 33 points ago +33 / -0

Starting Monday baby!

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magafren 22 points ago +22 / -0

Woohoo! Thanks.

What can’t this sub do?

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WhitePowerRanger 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lose

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GingerMan512 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh snap. Only thing I really like at McD’s

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AndrewLB 12 points ago +12 / -0

I've always liked their fries if they're fresh, and of course the Tendies (Nuggets)

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +9 / -1

I was about to say, McDonald’s perfected the chicken nugget. Gordon Ramsey can suck my balls

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TownesVanCamp 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you please sir, tendies and nuggies are different items.

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stjimmy92 4 points ago +4 / -0

I miss their actual tendies. They had this cheese dipping sauce that was just perfection.

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Mint 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their chicken nuggets are the only thing I can have from McDonald's that doesn't make me belly sick afterwards, but hot damn those nugs are good.

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MudDog 16 points ago +16 / -0

They don't need to know that, let them miss out this time

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Zygodactyl 7 points ago +7 / -0

You think they have Battle Toads?

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ex67v 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember back in the day, when a comedian said "Hey the McRib is back! All the McNegros will be happy."

There wasn't eve a riot. People actually laughed. I imagine some people didn't care for the joke, but they lived and went on with their lives.

Political correctness is cancer. We're seeing this manifest in the streets.

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TEXinLA 46 points ago +46 / -0

Ha ha haha hah hahhahhaa!

That's because the phone number is overloaded!

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MudDog 19 points ago +19 / -0

Officer, I know my rights and I demand my one free text message!

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AllAmericanAdonis 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can't text in jail.

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Redditcanblowme 116 points ago +116 / -0

Youtube comment: "Song is so black my speakers shot each other."

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TEXinLA 64 points ago +64 / -0

Also good - Youtube comment: "I wanted to rob my own house after listening..."

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frankenbox 36 points ago +37 / -1

Please stand for the Black National Anthem

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TEXinLA 8 points ago +8 / -0

^^^THIS^^^THIS^^^

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QSWO1 4 points ago +4 / -0

My nigga.

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Pouches 3 points ago +3 / -0

My black pledge son showed me this song about 7, 8 years ago in college.. that’s hilarious

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. Still LMAO...

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NoMoreLies 38 points ago +38 / -0

Record the calls and texts! We need more salt

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TEXinLA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Got busy signals. Will try again shortly.

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unicornpoop 21 points ago +21 / -0

So this power dialer software free trial...

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Pgledger 18 points ago +19 / -1

Oh man, that beat with those lyrics, haven't cried years of laughter like that in a while.

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Smubbs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Type in wowkie zang sunshine rainbow white pony and play the chorus

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brutal..

This song should be used as an instrument of torture..

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mrwe 34 points ago +34 / -0

Oh my sides, LMAO. Make a youtube compilation please!

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MikesBigJockstrap 12 points ago +12 / -0

Look. His cousin's crippling disease of rapeulitis is no laughing matter. His cousin's friend also suffered from rapeulitis, and he had a sexual emergency at a swimming pool, and even got arrested for it.

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thedudesrug 1 point ago +1 / -0

anyone record these calls appears user deleted them all :(

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Sun_Tzu 23 points ago +24 / -1

Dude you could so make money of these. This is incredible, you have some serious talent!

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TrumpWillWinIn2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm fucken crying I'm laughing so hard at these. This is just unbelievably funny.

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ParadigmShift2070 7 points ago +7 / -0

Shieeeeet

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FuckReddit4545 11 points ago +11 / -0

Old friend and I grew up with those pranks, we'd laugh well into the a.m., good times.

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tree_sloth4 53 points ago +53 / -0

His medical condition is no laughing matter! That was gold, thanks for sharing.

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Trump1997 [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0 (edited)

We need to get them all listed and stickied on the front page!

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ElegantVelociraptor 24 points ago +24 / -0

What an interesting medical condition... That was hilarious. Well done!

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CovfefeFirst 21 points ago +21 / -0

Dang son that's gonna leave a mark!

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ForGodSakes 70 points ago +70 / -0

maybe in every major city in the country. maybe even multiple ads.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

maybe?

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BarronTheb1o1a1t 18 points ago +19 / -1

yeah... until a drunk girl in college does it to you and a bunch of pedos text and call you

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WhitePowerRanger 23 points ago +23 / -0

This is why I don’t give women my number anymore.

Mainly cause they don’t want it, but this is the reason I chose to present.

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QSWO1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Smart man.

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_Eric_Ciaramella_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want youre number fren

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol don’t you already have it CIAramella??

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MikePlacid 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shrug. I have these guys answering my phone: https://jollyrogertelephone.com/ Can make some funny recordings.

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jomten 5 points ago +5 / -0

Theres a reason its so effective lol

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AndrewLB 10 points ago +10 / -0

post it on some hookup site with a pic of some smokin hot chick.

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Oyaray 34 points ago +34 / -0

Free (poplar breed) puppy to loving home.. that'll keep 'em busy.

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CyberSecGuy 29 points ago +29 / -0

Golden doodle, trust me they will need to change phone companies.

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otistoole 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pure evil

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arma 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shiba Inu

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maganify 30 points ago +30 / -0

This actually works. I was looking for a refrigerator on Craigslist a while back and received a very rude text back when I enquired. Apparently someone listed several high quality random items at a very reasonable price. It wasn't ridiculously priced and seemed legit. Whoever this woman pissed off went to great lengths describing the fridge with pictures.

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Norma_Bates 19 points ago +19 / -0

I really hated one of my bosses. I got his cell number and listed his van on Craigslist at lower but still reasonable price. "Please don't text, I only accept calls. If I don't answer, please leave a voicemail. Best hours to call are from 8am -11 am and 6pm-11pm" he eventually had to change his number. And I'll be damned if it didn't happen to him again. Some people just have the worst luck.

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CyclopticErotica 9 points ago +9 / -0

It could be like a chain reaction where people she rudely texted place new ads, and so on until a large majority of the population is calling her at any given time.

Don't piss people off.

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TownesVanCamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do it to my friends all the time. Usually post yeti coolers filled with venison (no back strap), in places like baldwin florida. It's a fantastic joke.

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eclectiledysfunction 7 points ago +7 / -0 (edited)

Doing that at the moment, anyone know their ZIP code?

So far Ive tried their website, facebook page and articles, but none so far.

Edit: decided id go for a random one, use 40272

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Proudly_Deplorable 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can't find it either and there are a lot of Louisville zip codes. Have seen their partners, so I'll never donate to Goodwill or St. Vincent dePaul again. Presbyterian USA Church was no surprise whatsoever.

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LadyOfLorien 1 point ago +1 / -0

God damn it, I love shopping at the St. Vincent. I got my favorite armchair, my favorite sweater, and my favorite shoes there. Ugh.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 103 points ago +105 / -2

I had mad prank call skillz back in the 80's.

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iVote 53 points ago +53 / -0

You still have them 👍

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CisSiberianOrchestra 27 points ago +27 / -0

It's like riding a bicycle; you never forget.

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Except now your bicycle connects to the internet and can take pictures

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kornesque 15 points ago +15 / -0

SCIENCE

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Aluminoti 26 points ago +26 / -0

Do you have sleepy Joe in a can? Open the lid and let him out

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

Someone needs to make a Joe soundboard ...

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OGTD1 25 points ago +25 / -0

Like calling Moe’s on the Simpsons.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 27 points ago +27 / -0

"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Hugh Janus..."

"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Heywood Jablome..."

"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Phil McCrevasse..."

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Long_time_lurker 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Kyle Rittenhouse..."

:)

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BashAntiFasc 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was looking for this one

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Aluminoti 20 points ago +20 / -0

My name is Sukkha Madeek

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Munchma Quchi

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bassword_is_benis 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Yes, I need to be bailed out. My name is Wilma Fingerdoo..."

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InarosPrime 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Does anyone know Clinton Kildepstein?"

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NotSpyRussian 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'll just put this here...

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sb/arnold/

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Hedonismbot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jerky Boys

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Rikki_Tikki 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucius Tate

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rbobjones69 81 points ago +82 / -1

Mods: please sticky this EVERY EVENING until they surrender. 😉

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GCotN 59 points ago +59 / -0

I told them I was KYLE RITTENHOUSE, I Need bail now.

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Liberty123 47 points ago +47 / -0

And keep talking and talking saying its for a friend and hold on a minute...

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morethanaconquerer2 33 points ago +33 / -0

Have a live feed of a riot from YouTube blaring in the background. Do most of it after dark when they are most active and stay at it.

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ParadigmShift2070 7 points ago +7 / -0

Meeeedic!

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Toaster77 39 points ago +40 / -1

Battle Toads 2.0

You son of a bitch, I'm in!

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cctrumpette 37 points ago +38 / -1

I'm gonna have my boyfriend call and play Shadilay over the phone...all night.

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SpezDispenser 34 points ago +34 / -0

Played this video for them.

https://streamable.com/7xm735

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AnointedVisions 20 points ago +20 / -0

"HES GONNA WIPE YOUR ASSES!”

🤔

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SpezDispenser 13 points ago +13 / -0

Legit seen this vid 10 times. Entertaining af.

I guess since their brains are in their asses, he's going to wipe their brains.

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AnointedVisions 12 points ago +12 / -0

I love his accent though lol

"Look at awll deez nut-caysezz!”

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Hedonismbot 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like the lady who was in the car at the end saying, no your not going back around to troll them again.

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RexCollumSilvarum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anybody who claims New York State is lost to the liberals needs to spend more time with guys like this. That's hilarious!

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learntocode 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force is 110% for Trump.

So is Master Shake

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Sackanutz 33 points ago +33 / -0

Tucker BTFO the bail project on his show. The CEO was going to be on his show but backed out, now he’s supposed to be on Monday.

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quotahire 29 points ago +29 / -0

They changed the number?

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Trump1997 [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

No, there are 2 different hotlines for Louisville

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quotahire 30 points ago +30 / -0

They just answered and immediately hung up on me. There just be a pass word for the google voice name?

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Raindrops1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is my favorite!

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Ivleeeg 6 points ago +6 / -0

We need recordings!

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FreeNow 27 points ago +28 / -1

Sounds like a very peaceful protest to me.

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Ivleeeg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jaun tutree, that's just great!

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Sexual_Assault_Rifle 23 points ago +25 / -2

Can confirm! super fun calling up that girl...

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iVote 19 points ago +19 / -0

Boy, that really would be a shame.

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DarkBerry 4 points ago +4 / -0

ya'll cuud be a crack hayed that got hold of ta wrong stuf

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mortymbg13 18 points ago +18 / -0

I just called and said, hello dominos, she said you called me, I said we don't have comchovis, she said what, I said, your order has been placed. It went to a busy signal the second call

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Bigpoppatrump420 18 points ago +18 / -0

I just ordered a pizza. I don't plan on stopping. Eat a dick commies.

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait, is that your 40th pizza in 30 days?

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Raindrops1984 17 points ago +17 / -0

So I got through. Asked if they’d give bail to my friend Kyle Rittenhouse. She said sure, if I donate to BLM. Lol

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CovfefeFirst 15 points ago +15 / -0

I love this kind of shenanigans

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SaltandPepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's cheeky and fun. Not like the left. Their shenanigans are cruel and tragic...

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AntsCamera 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm gonna pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans

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LadyOfLorien 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shenanigans.

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GCotN 14 points ago +14 / -0

now they are just hanging up

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neverreddit 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just went straight to vm. Left an incoherent message. 😂

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GCotN 13 points ago +13 / -0

They shut it down. 19:43 cst. text only

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RandomUzer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Would be a pity if one of the spammers out there did something else. I mean a python script and a loop sure would make their phone 'interesting'.

https://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/how-to-send-a-text-from-your-email-account/

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think you need to know the service provider. Anyone know who that is?

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

OK. There appears to be no way to send emails to google voice numbers. I also tried sending to an email address from Google voice to see but it wouldn't allow it.

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BLMisSma11DickEnergy 13 points ago +13 / -0

I just called to post bond for a Kyle Rittenhouse and they hung up.

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The_red_hat 11 points ago +11 / -0

Auto dialer FTW

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RedditIs4Retards 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mods please stick this

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minivan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Stutter. Talk slow. Keep giving them info, but ssssloowwwly

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Sirbigusdickus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zootopia sloth/dmv scene. My kids love it.

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nmipede 9 points ago +10 / -1

Done. Got through to voice mail, cued up to the best part of OP's badass rap "song".

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mrgreencard 8 points ago +8 / -0

You, sir, are doing KEK’s work 👌

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TheironToaster 7 points ago +7 / -0

LoL call them and spam the hell out of the line, I think this bitch is working from home I could hear kids in the back ground!

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LadyOfLorien 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call social services. Those kids deserve better.

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TurdFerguson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also since the jail calls have a pre recorded message, claim to be trying to bail out a relative who is in the jail so they aren’t thrown off by you not sounding like you are in jail.

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Trump1997 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guys keep texting them! They respond to all my texts with fake names and DOBs saying they will look into it! We need to overwhelm them to the point of surrender!

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JimJordan_2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Damn Marqueesh, you so crazy. Hahahaha

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TopTrumps 6 points ago +6 / -0

THEY'RE ANSWERING NOW!

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redditiscucked 6 points ago +6 / -0

I left a message. My name is Kyle Rittenhouse and I was wrongfully imprisoned for defending myself

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JoeIsAHoe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just some words of advice, they ask the name/birthday several times and the spelling for it several times, if you make a mistake or say the wrong info they assume you are fake and won't follow up, you can use a fake name generator site that populates all that data and just read from it.

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DenKon_Zenith 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should mix in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGNwEvhNsjk just to keep things fun

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Flahusky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should have used this song https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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SSJ3NAPPA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Keep fightin the good fight!

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Pumpingiron_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Use Google voice to generate numbers.

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SonomaGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

this is why i love T_D

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WhiteLeftistsRGeeks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who tried to sign them up for a Tinder account? You stole my thunder!