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Trumperette1 273 points ago +273 / -0

I'm in California and I want one.

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npeachmints 129 points ago +129 / -0

They normally come in pairs... :)

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HillarysStrapOn 50 points ago +50 / -0

She. “Ette” I believe this makes her one of our outstanding Lady Pedes

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DingoDantheTrumpman 15 points ago +15 / -0

How bout you HillarysStrapOn? How do you identify if you dont mind me asking and i mean no offense its just hard to say from your username and i would hate to assume your gender xir.

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Raindrops1984 18 points ago +18 / -0

Point of personal privilege! Xir is part of the patriarchy, using the archaic masculine sir and colonizing my extra X chromosome. The proper term should be “your excellency, the strap on.”

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DingoDantheTrumpman 20 points ago +20 / -0

I am embarassed by my lack of knowledge on this subject but you will be happy to know that i applied for some student loans and i will be majoring in gender studies so in 4 years i will be so educated and i am sure that this knowledge will help me in the realworld... jk i drive a truck for a living

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OnlyAmerica 11 points ago +11 / -0

Her Most Excellent Strap-On, the Acid-Washer and Cloth-Wiper of Servers, and the Suicider of Her Enemies.

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HillarysStrapOn 11 points ago +11 / -0

Slightly Larger than average old Redneck Male originally from a Flyover State who lives in NorCal. This is my only social media so I identify as a Pede and welcome all Except commies n pedos. Those need to disappear for good.

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DingoDantheTrumpman 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good to know and honestly meant no offense i just had a couple of beers and felt like a smart ass earlier.

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PinochetIsMyHero 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you just assumer xer's gender?!?!?

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Trumperette1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Funny.

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Sodium_miner 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK!

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Swedistan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not in California

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Sloppysteve 13 points ago +13 / -0

Governor at home

Sorry if you clicked on it

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Ben45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Could be worse. Could be Murphy.

The guy even looks like the ugly powerhungry crackhead he is.

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Brucesky420 21 points ago +21 / -0

This is the second based pressed conference I've seen with DeSantis in the last like 3 days. It's crazy as fuck to think Florida almost had a gay sex addicted junkie instead of this hero

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MAGAguitar 7 points ago +7 / -0

This. We came so close. Desantis needed some help over the finish line from the state GOP and POTUS, but he got it and I am grateful.

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PyroSphere 15 points ago +15 / -0

Good luck. That's like being in Hell and asking for a glass of cold water.

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booblitchutz 13 points ago +13 / -0

I’m in Texas and I’m supposed to have one..

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Mitzhatzmakoph 125 points ago +131 / -6

And yet...those sheep behind him are still in masks....tragic.

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hit_backspace 72 points ago +73 / -1

Not to mention cloth masks are quite literally useless. The left's medicine god Fauci admits this.

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neverreddit 53 points ago +54 / -1

Actually they’re worse than useless. In the operation theatre infection is M O R E likely when there’s a mask. It’s a wet hot Petri dish for bacteria pushed up against your face.

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MatthiasBlack 25 points ago +25 / -0

A mask's purpose is no different than simply covering your mouth and nose when you cough or sneeze (and covering your mouth is far MORE effective). When they inevitably say "but not everybody does that!", well... not everybody wears a mask properly either. In fact those circles in the venn diagram comparing them are almost perfectly laid over one another.

There is no evidence to support mass asymptomatic spread- the virus needs a way to be put into the air to be transmitted, which can basically only happen if you're coughing or sneezing.

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NewVoatAccountName 8 points ago +8 / -0

The only kind of "asymptomatic spread" I can imagine is if the virus made its way to our saliva ducts and/or our lungs, got into the small amount of saliva in our mouths and/or water vapor in the air we breathe, escaped our body via the water vapor we exhale, and lasted long enough in an open-air environment to make contact with another living creature.

Only THEN at THAT point could the virus (which, again, has no means of moving itself in an open-air environment, no means of self-replication without an infected host cell, and no means of infecting/infiltrating skin cells) even POTENTIALLY spread to another person asymptomatically if the other person took whatever body part touched the infected surface and then rubbed the virus-covered body part on the wet portions of their eyes, nose, or mouth.

Even then, the spread would be EXPONENTIALLY faster if the virus induced sneezing/coughing to speed up the ejection of infected water vapor, and no amount of PPE in the world would ever UNinfect the entire planet if the virus can survive indefinitely on any open-air surface.

If COVID had the potential for asymptomatic spread, we ALL would have been infected with the virus just as easily as we get infected by the latest strain of "The Common Cold" every year.

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EagleI 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not driving cars would save thousands of lives.

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have psoriatic arthritis. I’m fortunate that I don’t have skin issues but even with disposable masks, my jaw has been rough 😓

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astro_eng 16 points ago +16 / -0

Not true, they make sheeple feel safe!

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HillarysStrapOn 8 points ago +8 / -0

And commies easier to spot

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thewordwolf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Talismans.

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astro_eng 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dumbo's feather

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DinosaurAlert 25 points ago +26 / -1

Baby steps. When restaurants open up and corpses aren’t being burned in open pits, people will start to get more and more skeptical.

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Two_Scoops__ 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's what I thought a few months back yet restaurants, fucking restaurants are enforcing the mask bs. The one place you shouldn't need one

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Butthurt 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s been my argument lately Where are the morgues filling up? Where are the mass incinerated bodies? Where are the full hospitals? Where are the ambulances saying “bring out your dead”? Does life really feel all that different aside from the restrictions? Does this even feel like an emergency? And they are freaking out over rising cases. So if the cases are rising with more people wearing masks than ever, are they really working? Why don’t they want to mention deaths and hospitalizations?

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't CNN/MSM write an article with a fake morgue as the top image to scare the public about COVID?

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Canapeder 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cucks are everywhere, in every state and country.

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Deplora 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are legitimate reasons for senior government officials and senior executives of businesses to take more stringent precautions re all kinds of risks, than the general public. E.g. POTUS and VP never travel by air together and rarely travel together at all. Same for the very top executives of large companies, usually per company policy which is rooted not only in common sense, but also in "key man" business insurance policies (which in turn are often required by the company's lenders and bond issuers).

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Trumpfan1 100 points ago +101 / -1

I’m a Floridian and I can say...

WE LOVE ❤️ DESANTIS!!!

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cheesecakelove 26 points ago +26 / -0

Oh yes. So very pleased. I’m still bothered by how close Andrew Gillum came to being governor. Fucking insane.

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Trumpfan1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Broward tried hard to steal it. Still way too close for comfort and a scary thought.

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Miztivin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel you. I'm still bothered by how close Beta boy came to taking Ted Cruzes senate seat here in Texas.

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thingaboutarsenal 14 points ago +15 / -1

He's awesome. I'm going to volunteer for his reelection campaign.

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left_reddit_for_this 34 points ago +34 / -0

I have to agree! It pisses me off that the right is so comfortable and never really pushing back. Its absolutely why this shit continues.

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SeeFreeDJ 32 points ago +32 / -0

I know a lot of people who are right of center but are terrified of COVID. This is a result of the fear-mongering from the MSM and a lack of basic curiosity from the general public. The fact that you're reading this comment right now shows you are more politically engaged than the average American and are seeking out sources outside if the mainstream.

Most people have maybe watched at most an hour of MSM news each week with a scary COVID counter running, and/or seen a few viral videos on Facebook or Twitter. The sad truth is most people won't bother to really look into things, and even fewer will look beyond CNN, MSNBC, or Fox News. Many who fancy themselves as wary and critical might check Snopes, which we all know us just as biased as the MSM outlets.

It's an uphill battle to open people's eyes to the ubiquitous deception baked into almost all media that they consume. It's something vwe need to be wary of, too. Every time we make the slightest error or even misarticulation it is weaponized against us.

Vigilant pursuit of objective truth is the surest path to the betterment our nation. The liars and cheaters will fight us every step towards that, and they control the most powerful propaganda machine the world has ever known. Many people who share our core values will be deceived, so we must be patient and calm, yet also relentless in revealing truth.

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left_reddit_for_this 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well said!

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flyover_deplorable 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's why no one will tell me to put my mask on at the store. They're a bunch of capitulating faggots who don't want the confrontation.

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flyover_deplorable 6 points ago +8 / -2

We're of the same build I assume. Every time I walk through the store I make eye contact with every person just wishing a mother fucker would....

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PrairieRaine88 4 points ago +5 / -1

And for the ladies, a good case of RBF (resting bitch face) can do wonders.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

The people you are describing are always who gives me the most trouble. Fuck them.

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dykstra89 7 points ago +7 / -0

i finally got denied somewhere here in CA for not wearing a mask.

the DMV refused to let me in the building to renew my license without a mask last week so after a short back n forth with the giant fat walrus of a woman (the 'manager') i politely told her 'this shit aint over' and drove off unlicensed.

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KILLARY4PRISON 6 points ago +6 / -0

And then I assume you returned with a mask on?

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dykstra89 4 points ago +4 / -0

no, i dont have a mask

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

No one even cares about that shit anymore.

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tufftoffee 1 point ago +1 / -0

In my state even with the mask bs voting is considered protected and it isn't mandatory to wear a mask.

But I've heard the rationale that voting is so important even if they have to wear a mask they'll do it just so they can vote for Trump. What do you think of that? Is that akin to "crawling through glass" to vote for him?

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rahsputin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any large scale civil disobedience requires a bit of organization, that's why tyrants are always eager to control the lines of communication.

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FustercluckArmy 8 points ago +8 / -0

The sucker punch was that $1200 from the sky. It's psychologically the same level and method of control as casinos have over impulsive gamblers. Everybody knows it's a racket. The only reason they don't get burned down is they randomly gift free money to the people who wander in. For some personality types, they're hooked on the first go. Those are the dumbasses still being mask nazis.

It also hit the pause button on the growing chorus globally of norms calling bullshit. Certain groups took advantage of those few months of coerced pacifism and outright tyranny to mobilize their troops with a bunch of bullshit narratives. This is their only weapon: Bullshit. If you see it, you're seeing them.

This is a coup. It is nowhere near over. We don't even know all the players yet. The election is just the episode to build tension before the season finale in late January. So, pace yourselves frens. Or you might shit yourself silly on national teevee and what would poor old mother think of that?

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

We know the players.

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MAGAguitar 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ve always wondered if conservative folk don’t organize because of a natural independent streak or maybe because the stakes never appear to be high enough until the water is already boiling. As a good Trump rally, or the March for Life, demonstrates it is possible - just too rare.

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magnokor 48 points ago +49 / -1

If Gillum had been "elected", that title would obviously mean something more literal in meaning.

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Brave1884 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sad thing is, he almost did win. FL is basically like Texas right now except a lot closer. It’s getting flooded on it’s coasts by libs from the NE and California.

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KILLARY4PRISON 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there a state in the nation gaining more conservative votes/flipping red from blue?

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Brave1884 2 points ago +2 / -0

Possibly the rust belt. We did it in 2016 and I don’t see a reason we would be losing votes there. However I’m not from there so I don’t really know much about it. I do live in FL though and have a lot of history and ties that are still relevant to TX.

I saw my first Trump signs last month in FL outside the extremely rural areas that I keep hearing about. There where a ton of them along a 20 mile main road my buddy lives on and he had one in his yard (he’s not political at all). I talked to him about it and he said some random people showed up, gave his wife $25 (public’s gift card) and then asked to put the sign up. They didn’t say he had to leave it up and over the last month nearly all of them have disappeared. It’s made me do a lot of thinking.

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MAGAguitar 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s your idea on why the signs are no longer up?

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Brave1884 0 points ago +1 / -1

I think people took gift cards and then took them down after a while or the next time they cut the grass or whatever. Out of 50+ signs, there’s about 4 left. It means most people aren’t politic enough or support the campaign to leave a sign up.

It also gave my friend and his wife who are normies a bad taste for Trump, especially his wife. It’s basically the equivalent of realizing polls were faked for Hillary in 16 except now we’re talking about us.

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ArtLife 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do not think that actual Trump campaigners would pay people to put Trump signs. We had a volunteer come around here with signs asking if they could put in the yard to which we said yes. He said if it got stolen they'd bring another. But to pay people? That's a lefty tactic.

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Brave1884 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can definitely say they did. Probably depends on the importance or budget for that area. I’m not saying there paying cash, but definitely handing out gift cards.

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ArtLife 1 point ago +1 / -0

I find that very bizarre. Where in FL are you? I am in Jacksonville and the support for Trump is very strong here even in the city, never mind outside in more rural areas.

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Brave1884 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I live in jax too. My buddy lives along the st johns on a busy street. I also drive down heckshear a lot and signs popped up and disappeared there too (though a lot still remain compared to my friends street). In 16, lem turner was the same way and I haven’t noticed more then 1 sign this year. We’re probably the most republican city that’s large

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. Even South Carolina is getting flooded with yankees.

This might be the last election where FL and TX go red. Think about that. And NC.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

How was he not arrested?

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Lookthething 32 points ago +33 / -1

I wish my RINO governor had a spine, let alone giant balls.

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TheDespotofCartoons 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tater Tot Reeves?

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BecMonTchew 3 points ago +3 / -0

laughs in Louisian... nope, we're even more fucked up.

What happened in MS? Why did y'all go from a man to a dough boi?

That state flag thing makes me sad, too. The people voted to keep it, but lol too bad.

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BetsyFreedom85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Traitor Tot is disgusting. I’ve heard from every corner how personally disliked and how low his character is. Not sure how he got elected but even his own home county didn’t vote for him.

Thankfully his approval is around 33% so people are waking up. I hope. He’s a sniveling worm.

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TheDespotofCartoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

Traitor Tot, hah! Love it!

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TheDespotofCartoons 1 point ago +1 / -0

I honestly have no idea, Fam. Tater Tot was supposed to be the next great Republican governor, but someone pulled a fast one somewhere and between the flag issue and the plandemic, he suddenly became the cuckiest RINO. What I wouldn't give for even 1/8 of DeSantis's spine to be transplanted into Tater Tot...

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CdnMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ohio?

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MatthiasBlack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Abbott? Is the spine a double entendre?

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

The R's in Texas are suing him over his bullshit. I guess that makes it lawsuit number 2201. There's so many lawsuits floating around this state but nothing's happened yet. All Abbott can do is come out of his Biden bunker and talk about "Back the Blue" BS. I hope he knows that he's the most hated guy in our state right now.

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MAGAguitar 3 points ago +3 / -0

They must have something on Abbott

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TheDespotofCartoons 10 points ago +10 / -0

Mid-to-late 70s, as I recall. Couple of years higher for females, but in that ballpark nonetheless.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 19 points ago +19 / -0

Florida, you have a damn good governor.I am insanely jealous. I live in NC and our Governor, Roy Cooper is a piece of shit. I hope that during one of those national Governor's meetings DeSantis punches Cooper in the neck.

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FUCK_DemonRATS 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thank god for DeSantis. We dodged a 50 caliber bullet last election. We could have had Gillum, a fucking drug addicted meth head who was caught passed out in his own vomit after having a gay orgy at a hotel in Miami. Hopefully if Gillum decides to run for office again he runs in Commiefornia. Something tells me his past will actually help him win over there. The more corrupt and fucked up a candidate is, the more likely they are to get elected in these blue states.

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CousinEddie 5 points ago +5 / -0

The cope on r/florida was amazing after those photos came out. I had a great time watching their meltdown

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SludgeWarehouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would've been a competition with New York to see who could kill more seniors by exposing them.

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0v3rKill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I was also thinking DJT Jr/DeSantis would be phenomenal

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VaNTICAR 15 points ago +15 / -0

Imagine trashing your economy and villifying the cure (hydroxychloroquine+zinc+D).

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EagleI 7 points ago +7 / -0

Based. We need to be making a list of Republican politicians that did this shit and add them to the RINO list for future. We have to make the party strong for 2024.

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Lunarman55 14 points ago +14 / -0

And to think floridians could have had a progressive homo governor who smokes meth.....man that was close!

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Celtic_Warrior 11 points ago +11 / -0

The seasonal flu by comparison has a 99.9% survival rate among the general population and it’s actually deadlier for children than covid-19.

Imagine somebody telling us 10 years ago that politicians would try to lock us all down in our homes and force us to wear a mask and get a vaccine because we might asymptomatically spread a mild flu-like virus. Telling us we need to “slow the spread” even if it means tanking the global economy and killing thousands(perhaps millions) of people.

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JeremiahKassin 14 points ago +14 / -0

The only reason COVID has a worse survival rate is because we don't put flu patients in nursing homes with the elderly. Because that would be moronic or homicidal.

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Celtic_Warrior 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re definitely onto something and I believe this sort of thing has happened in Europe as well.

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EpicTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have an extreme case of Governor envy.

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thingaboutarsenal 3 points ago +3 / -0

So that means you're not in Florida or South Dakota. I'm guessing a blue state, maybe California?

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EpicTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michigan

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thingaboutarsenal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude, I'm so sorry. Stretchin Gretchen is such a disaster.

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +8 / -0

Between this and Governor Noem duck hunting and saying “this is the only social distancing we do here in SD”, AZ Pepette here and jealous as fuck.

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Ebbie8708 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s at term. I have no idea what his next step is, but the China virus really screwed up his rep here in AZ. He tried to play to both sides and got both sides hating him. He tried to play tough and exposed how weak he is. Even though everyone see through it’s. ESP when Mountainside Fitness and several other gyms sued to stay open, lose and before he announced any gyms that wanted to reopen, one chain of gyms (EOS) was opening. Oh and anyone who defied his closures got their liquor AND/OR business licenses pulled.

The fact that this little dick dictator said “my choices are not made due to political aspirations or media pressures” is such an eye opener. Fucking RINO. If his next step is federal government, he will have to do that shit in another state.

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EagleI 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might email my Governor and let them know the bar has been set...

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that_guy_pming_tits 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am happy for you. The fact that we are commending anyone as “brave” for sharing readily available facts is very fucking sad though.

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FustercluckArmy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Gotta start somewhere.

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farangbak 6 points ago +6 / -0

In 4 months, he'll be my Governor.

Newsom and Kali can FUCK OFF.

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LibertyOverSecurity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welcome to FL. I'm always happy to see patriots move to FL.

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farangbak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks! Not my firs time being a FL resident. Lived in Sarasota from 00 - 06 and again from 09 - 11. Cannot wait to get back, moving to Pensacola this time.

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neverreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does anyone know how those rates compare to the flu?

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TheDespotofCartoons 6 points ago +6 / -0

IIRC, for the younger side of that scale, about the same. For the older end, only slightly higher.

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GuerillaYourDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

To be fair, Andrew Gillum showed his junk first. 🤣

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thewordwolf 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meanwhile us Ohiopedes are stuck with DIMWIT DEWINE.

SIgh.

Oh well. FL is basically my second home, so there's that.

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astro_eng 3 points ago +3 / -0

DeWine is a tinpot dictator wannabe.

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha ha yep that's my based Governor! He said he won't close shit down, ever. When people reeeed nope there are the facts, get fucked we are open.

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CousinEddie 1 point ago +1 / -0

The nice thing is the mentally ill will stay at home to avoid us. Less traffic and shorter lines for outdoor fun

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hollow_fang 5 points ago +5 / -0

Comments on my local news site are triggered as hell.

Good.

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JohnBarron 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm watching this guy, the more he pulls shit like this the more i'm like PLEASE run for president someday.

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CousinEddie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Florida is based as fuck. When the joggers and college girls left their liberal shitholes to protest BLM, they were met with a cavalry of giant pickup trucks and gun owners. I went to Wawa for a sub and it looked like a monster truck meetup. Huge trucks aa far as I could see.

The BLM losers came into town at 4pm, were surrounded by The First Cavalry Lifted Division, and literally left town before sundown. They didn't touch a thing nor blocked a single road.

Take your liberal bullshit back to your liberal cities. Once the sun sets here you're going into the scrub.

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JohnBarron 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's awesome

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think he's planning on it and he'll get my vote.

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ikuyas 4 points ago +5 / -1

Imagine if we had access to HCQ, and the nursing homes weren't packed with Covid patients.

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Red_Turtle 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I could, but it would cause me another anger spike.

I'm basically alone in Michigan. I have two friends that aren't brainwashed, but they're not really politically awake or care. So I'm left to deal with knowing about reality alone while everyone else around me in public is losing their minds. I don't even have family in-state. It's taking a serious toll on top of having my life destroyed and the damage isolation did to my mind. I'm very not ok with everything going on. Idk how people manage to laugh throughout all this, but I'm glad they can.

All of this over "just in case." All of this over nothing.

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MAGAguitar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a difficult situation pede. It’s one reason why this forum is a good place to be - to know you’re not alone and that there are sane Patriots left in the world. Hopefully you can get somewhere red for your own sanity

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CousinEddie 1 point ago +1 / -0

But we don't mind the hurricanes or humidity. We live in year long tropical paradise.

You see, those are just things we leverage the media for to try and keep people from coming here. "it's sooo hot, oh noes the hurricanes!" - that's what we say so when people come down so they hopefully turn right and go to Texas instead.

Were the shark attack capital of the world. We've got gators. You'll die between July/August. If none of that kills you the hurricanes and florida man will!

Don't tell anyone else but it's in our benefit people stop and go to Texas instead. Florida is full ;)

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sir_rockness 3 points ago +3 / -0

My goodness I wish my governor wasn't balls deep in the globo-homo communist ass (Beshear)

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core101 3 points ago +3 / -0

Globalist lead governments continue to lie about the severity in order to take away your self-autonomy rights, by forcing mandatory vaccination which will probably shrivel your balls, give you unexplained cancers years down the road, and ultimately decrease longevity.

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buckiemohawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

And to think Florida could have a bisexual meth head governor who likes to hire escorts

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FustercluckArmy 3 points ago +3 / -0

We're not quite that stupid. Well, other than maybe south FL and a couple of other little blue bits. They're pretty fucking stupid.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

"What would Andrew Gillum do?"

Meth with Lady-Boy Lube - 99.997%.

-Andrew Gillum is a Democrat-

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AbrahamLincoln 3 points ago +3 / -0

Having dopes wearing masks 5 feet away from the sign really ruins the effect.

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

If someone chooses to wear the mask, that is ok. Maybe they have some personal reason. It should be ok to go bare face as well.

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Spotlight 3 points ago +3 / -0

So far im in for DeSantis/2024

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Freedom4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL FLORIDA HAS NO IDEA HOW LUCKY THEY ARE THE BI-GAY METH USER ISNT IN THERE!

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AmishTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Being Florida, I half expected this title to be literally true.

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, now. We DIDN'T elect Gillum.

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Vivadiscordia 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you are looking to flee a blue state, please come to Florida and help keep it eternally RED.

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MI-MAGAgirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ugh. I’ve got big time Governor envy!

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cheesecakelove 2 points ago +2 / -0

That look is just saying “you like this shit?”

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johnny96816 2 points ago +2 / -0

Science before Dims.

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BlindGuyMcSqueezy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scary how close that BLM clown came to winning... thank goodness Ron pulled it off. He’s killing it!

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Bullet3250 2 points ago +2 / -0

New England Journal of Medicine published similar numbers - IN MARCH....

-_-

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VyseLegendaire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile Tits McGee over here in NY sayin' 'don't trust the FDA for vaccines'. I mean, I might not be a pro-vaccer but this guy doesn't know shit about shit.

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tuaris 2 points ago +2 / -0

That picture is meme template material.

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tuaris 1 point ago +1 / -0

I made a thing, go and make memes.

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 2 points ago +2 / -0

BUT BUT BUT 200 MILLION WILL BE DEAD AT THE END OF HIS SPEECH! Florida has 200 million people, right?

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CharethCutestory 2 points ago +2 / -0

Andrew Gillum did the same. In front of another man, in a hotel following a Thursday night wedding without his wife, on meth. Thank god DeSantis pulled through.

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foreach 2 points ago +2 / -0

DeSantis 2024!!! Best governor of my lifetime. The ONLY thing that would make him any better than he already is would be legal weed.. He would win over almost everyone at that point.

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Joaniev9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clap you stupid bastards