But we don't mind the hurricanes or humidity. We live in year long tropical paradise.
You see, those are just things we leverage the media for to try and keep people from coming here. "it's sooo hot, oh noes the hurricanes!" - that's what we say so when people come down so they hopefully turn right and go to Texas instead.
Were the shark attack capital of the world. We've got gators. You'll die between July/August. If none of that kills you the hurricanes and florida man will!
Don't tell anyone else but it's in our benefit people stop and go to Texas instead. Florida is full ;)
But we don't mind the hurricanes or humidity. We live in year long tropical paradise.
You see, those are just things we leverage the media for to try and keep people from coming here. "it's sooo hot, oh noes the hurricanes!" - that's what we say so when people come down so they hopefully turn right and go to Texas instead.
Were the shark attack capital of the world. We've got gators. You'll die between July/August. If none of that kills you the hurricanes and florida man will!
Don't tell anyone else but it's in our benefit people stop and go to Texas instead. Florida is full ;)