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marikiri 6 points ago +8 / -2

I'm a Christian lol

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thingaboutarsenal 8 points ago +12 / -4

Then become curious about the amazing way the Lord uses numbers to craft his message instead of posting snarky because you don't like a word.

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FaddyMcSaddy 3 points ago +7 / -4

“ naw.. I’m going to sit her in my cool yellow t-shirt and oiled facial hair and make derogatory comments about people that invest time into Christianity.

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motrhed3 2 points ago +2 / -0

is your yellow tshirt originally yellow? or was it white?

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nmipede 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's only yellow in the oiled beard zone and the general armpit region. Ignore that yellow stain in front by the waistband area, that one will wash out when it is someday laundered.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

You could make a twirly handlebar mustache? Or you could go Psalm 133 style, if you have enough oil

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otistoole 1 point ago +1 / -0

People with oiled facial hair should be severely beaten. Sorry, I have a grudge

Also its not 1910, snidely wiplash. trim yr fucking beard you greasy hobos

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nmipede 1 point ago +2 / -1

Friggin' hair pomade/gel/mousse/whatever, too.

Even in the Brylcreem days the jingle was "a little dab will do ya".

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Chalupamancer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus Himself used numbers for symbolism. Matthew 16:9.

This example is (if one understands its context) about the promulgation of the Gospel to the many nations.

Its not surprising that numbers are important to God. Ther are other references in the Bible as well.

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thingaboutarsenal 1 point ago +1 / -0

The ultimate mathematician. It's really amazing how the numbers always work out to reinforce the Lord's message.