“ naw.. I’m going to sit her in my cool yellow t-shirt and oiled facial hair and make derogatory comments about people that invest time into Christianity.
It's only yellow in the oiled beard zone and the general armpit region. Ignore that yellow stain in front by the waistband area, that one will wash out when it is someday laundered.
Then become curious about the amazing way the Lord uses numbers to craft his message instead of posting snarky because you don't like a word.
“ naw.. I’m going to sit her in my cool yellow t-shirt and oiled facial hair and make derogatory comments about people that invest time into Christianity.
is your yellow tshirt originally yellow? or was it white?
It's only yellow in the oiled beard zone and the general armpit region. Ignore that yellow stain in front by the waistband area, that one will wash out when it is someday laundered.
You could make a twirly handlebar mustache? Or you could go Psalm 133 style, if you have enough oil
People with oiled facial hair should be severely beaten. Sorry, I have a grudge
Also its not 1910, snidely wiplash. trim yr fucking beard you greasy hobos
Friggin' hair pomade/gel/mousse/whatever, too.
Even in the Brylcreem days the jingle was "a little dab will do ya".
Dapper Dan, it is the only choice for pomade. kek.