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therobble 161 points ago +161 / -0

When you're a president, they let you do it.

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Long_time_lurker 53 points ago +53 / -0

How can you possibly think you have consent if people let you do things??? REEEEEE!

  • Libtards, probably
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CrocodileBeers 28 points ago +28 / -0

Asking for consent is for losers. When you’re a winner, they ask you.

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Qualityproduct 18 points ago +18 / -0

Con is to persuade . Sent is to deliver to a destination . So, it was dishonest . Can I sit on this for , say, 24 years ?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump 2020. BIDEN IS A FUCKING PEDO. Watch him MOLEST ALL THE NEW SENATORS’ CHILDREN (INCLUDING TED CRUZ’S) HERE!!!!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/k4XMvWIRmx0

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zabbers 18 points ago +18 / -0

Just the way Big Mike likes it.

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Meme_Too 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's good to be the President.

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Afeazo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Grab em by the SCOTUS

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MudDog 9 points ago +9 / -0

When you're a president with a senate majority, they let you do it

because that's what the voters wanted

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Sodium_miner 15 points ago +15 / -0

KEK

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FRENS 41 points ago +41 / -0

FILL THAT SEAT!

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tufftoffee 20 points ago +20 / -0

Oh man LOL. Talk about double entendre

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Yupyupyup 12 points ago +12 / -0

LOL.

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BoilingEnema 5 points ago +5 / -0

100% based

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GodEmporerTrump 21 points ago +24 / -3

My face the first time I had anal with my girl in college

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AndrewLB 10 points ago +10 / -0

I have no desire to try pegging. To each their own i guess.

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friendofno1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did he let you cum in him?

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Chaotikizm 18 points ago +19 / -1

I hope he spit on it first.

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ObongoForPrison2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

No spitting! Can’t spread the China Virus.

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HuskeyG 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well I hope he wrapped his member in a mask then.

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Chaotikizm 4 points ago +4 / -0

But glory holes are A-OK.

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mizelenious 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean the Wu Flu Goo?

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BiglyCovfefe 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Yea that's right. Show me your 🤡 face, lib."

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TheWhitestOfFangs [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wet Ass Nomination!

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Sodium_miner 10 points ago +10 / -0

No lube, just ram it. They’ll learn to love it or suffocate on all the freedom up in here.

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TheWhitestOfFangs [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Produces maximal leftist tears.

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Mcdaguc 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is the way.

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SpezisaRetard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get that up ya!

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MythArcana 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ted Cruz for SCOTUS

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm gonna celebrate so hard tomorrow if Trump announces Lion Ted as his pick!

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Cuck-WTF 6 points ago +6 / -0

TFW you're packing the court

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Zippythekid 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is awesome and gross all at the same time

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bellcurvestrikesback 4 points ago +4 / -0

We call that move the E Jean Carroll

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Charlietexas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nice hat

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK!

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Drukker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m laughing hard thank you

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +4 / -1

lol I have no doubt there's some feminist arguing about how this is literally rape

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +5 / -3

Well, if it’s ACB we need to block it!

If it’s someone not named ACB, ram it through like a horse pill down a toddler’s throat!

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783hz 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Well done!

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Ass-a-Tony 1 point ago +1 / -0

(presidents voice) so, whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass.

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump shoves it in without the lube for maximum pain!

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GloriousCawCaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

He gabbed it

The MSM talking about whoever is chosen.

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Chiefboss91 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL. First off let me say thank you & God bless. 2nd you're an *ss, well only cause you made me laugh so hard l woke up everyone at my house. 3rd Go out & MAGA ! 4th Trump 2020.

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Butthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dems giving us the dolphin

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Smagyarown 1 point ago +1 / -0

No lubricant, no peace!

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TheUnicornDinosaur 1 point ago +1 / -0

libshits give me anus cancer

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mizelenious 1 point ago +1 / -0

HAHA...Trump Train 2020, get on or get out of the way!!

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Killfoe 0 points ago +1 / -1

Meme of the day👏👏👏

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DeepWinter 0 points ago +1 / -1

THHHHHHHICC!!!

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Dgilles111 -1 points ago +1 / -2

I have a bad feeling about this judge...

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winsome -4 points ago +1 / -5

Bad choice of fotos.

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +4 / -2

*The perfect choice of photos.

FIFY

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Chiefboss91 2 points ago +2 / -0

Negative. That was the point. No quit plaining & go Make America Great Again!