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When the "pope" is calling for the dismantling of all private arms ownership... You know you've lost the path (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
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– HighVoltage 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ok, night vision for helicopter pilots.

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– Sky_Boss 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've got you quite the deal, if that's what you want! It comes standard with the Ah-64 Longbow Suite! Impressive unit! Incredible even! 100$% money back if the enemy doesn't shit thier pants!

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– HighVoltage 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like Naddler the Waddler?

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– Sky_Boss 1 point ago +1 / -0

Apt comparison. While the individuals this unit is targeted at, no pun intended, will indeed shit thier pants, they actually run, and do not, in fact, waddle.

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– HighVoltage 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can shit their pants while in free fall from 1500 feet too. It's an acrobatic aerial maneuver called "the shitbird."

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