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Beat_to_Quarters 60 points ago +61 / -1

She's got over $11 million left over to blow.

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Sackanutz 54 points ago +54 / -0

Just like pro sports ball players, she’ll be bankrupt in a couple years.

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Dirk_Diggler 22 points ago +22 / -0

Lol, even worse. They will likely get wrapped up in their daughter's "trade." Leading to more death and jail.

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +3 / -1

You can always tell how smart someone is once they get their first real payday. Dindu’s mom should be putting at least have that in a passive index fund and make sure she pays down any and all debt. Buy two or three duplexes and rent them all out for passive income. Buy a little gold, a little Bitcoin, and then move the fuck out of that shithole.

She won’t.

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Chelsea_hubbell 37 points ago +37 / -0

I bet she doesn’t have a fucking clue she’s going to have to pay 15-20k in property taxes every year til kingdom come.

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parkreturns 7 points ago +7 / -0

The agent works it down to $0 and says, "See ya!"

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Bongo_Occidental -9 points ago +7 / -16

She’ll be a republican once it dawns on her.

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Trumptastic88 24 points ago +24 / -0

Lol that absoluyely will not happen. There is 0 self reflection that will occur

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Lordkek 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need mo money fo dem programs!

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DisgustedByMisleadia 19 points ago +19 / -0

No, her attorney will take a cut. For a lawsuit lottery, it's usually 40%.

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Au_contrarian 25 points ago +25 / -0

I cannot imagine buying a Bentley with the settlement money from my daughter's wrongful death. Extremely crass. Also, she probably got a structured settlement too, so she started with 7.2M after attorney fees, called JG Wentworth and took 3.6M, spent almost half on two purchases alone, and will spend the other half maintaining and paying taxes on those two purchases.

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bearhammer 8 points ago +8 / -0

But dat jingle! 🎵877-CASH-NOW!🎵

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JoeyBlowey 5 points ago +5 / -0

They changed their number. The jingle is a lie.

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