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PraiseBeToScience 131 points ago +134 / -3

Won the ghetto lottery.

It almost makes me want to adopt a bunch of dindus, raise them like shit, and cast them out like I'm fishing. Would be fucking funny as hell after one gets capped to hold a press conferance admitting my entire plan while I jerk off with a strap of hundreds.

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side_o_beef 77 points ago +77 / -0

Ah so nice to meet another investor into the DNDU 500 index fund.

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meals23 49 points ago +49 / -0

It's either that or invest in a jogger's bakery called Dindu Muffins

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sometimescanbefunny 9 points ago +9 / -0

Could you imagine the saltiness and the seething if that existed?! Juicy.

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ObongoForPrison2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

The salt levels may be high, but Dindu Muffins are deliciously sweet.

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Qwikphaze 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excellent follow up comment.

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Lordkek 24 points ago +24 / -0

Based & nuffinpilled

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RobertMorris 12 points ago +12 / -0

Thanks. I'm gonna end up smoking a turd in hell for laughing at that.

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WeinerLapTop 8 points ago +9 / -1

Funny. Sad.

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upupandaway 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn man