In a deployed location, yes. They are fucking everywhere. Always a pleasure to get some volun-told duty to fill sand bags for some stupid shit on one of your precious few days off.
It's normal for whatever brown noser thought that it was a good idea and was the "coordinator" aka, the guy who didn't do any work, to command having those bags be put up.
It's not his fault, they told him he wasn't allowed to go off prompter and it said "pause for applause" he just wanted to listen to his staff and not make a fool of himself.
This is why his handlers are keeping him more locked down than NYC under Kaiser Wilhelm. They know at any given time he's only about 10 seconds away from losing any control over himself he has. His brain is so jumbled and senile that the part of him that is supposed to say 'don't say that out loud' is just broken, and they know it. It's why I still think the debate is not going to happen even though it's supposed to be in a few days. There is no chance they are going to let him just talk off script for a few hours. They don't even let him do that for 2 minutes. He fucks it up every single time.
I used to think the debates weren't happening, but now I actually do think they will, at least the first one. I feel like they would've dropped out by now if they weren't doing it. It wouldn't make sense to wait until the last day and then drop out, since that would bring a lot more attention to it.
One of the definite signs of dementia is irritability and losing your temper. I've known 3 dementia sufferers and even the MOST placid person turned into a fkn monster.
Every time a politician makes a clap request, his political career is quickly over. The lack of claps clearly demonstrates just how unpopular and cringe worthy these dicks are.
Former consultants for failed Republican presidential primary candidate Jeb Bush are now working with a "Never Trump"-associated group to help Democrat Joe Biden and his running mate Kamala Harris win the swing state of Florida.
I half hope most media consumer people can see through all this. Google this and cnn = nothing.
This is now the BEST and highest priority thing I will point to for any anti trump media rhetoric.
The fact that they harped so hard on a false and downright unprovable allegation of trump calling dead/wounded troops "suckers... etc" and this surfaced and not a peep. If that's not media bias I don't what is.
My biggest wish list item in 2016 was reclaiming american pride and independence (trade, energy, economics) but this time, in the next four years, I want to see some changes to the media. Accountability. Objectiveness.
What's the point of freedom of the press if the press is in bed with one political party. If we regulate the second amendment, why not the first? Particularly when it's been perverted more than the second amendment.
EDIT :: binge watched "protestors" getting run over and man is that darkly satisfying. Ironically though, one place had an ad before I could watch the video, and it was for life insurance! Lolol
No, 10 minutes. They'll run the debate on delay. So they can fix Joe and fact check Trump.
Trump will be debating Joe, Chris W, and Joe's team, thru the ear piece. They hid (tried) Hillary's in her hair. Wonder how they plan to hide Joe's? Under his mask?
Biden calling the military STUPID is something that rings true. (The left wing's long standing standard for truthfulness, "If it sounds true to us, if it fits our stereotypes, it is true." It is position held by liberals since the hippie 1960s. Spitting on the military, calling them baby killers, calling them fascists.
Only in the few years since 2001 did the left find that was counterproductive and began their entirely phony campaign of greeting the military with a, "Thank you for your service," delivered patronizingly. Like, "We're so, so sorry you were not smart enough to get into Harvard and are without a degree in law, gender studies, barista-ing, or vice-presidenting (and bribe taking)."
HEY MAN!
Cmon man lets take a cocaine test and go do pushups together.
They made some poor souls fill sandbags so joe biden could tell them how stupid they are in a hangar.
Sounds like public high school civics these days
"poor bastards"
Clap or I will wrap this bicycle chain around your head. Corn Pop!
I'm sure the shit birds who filled those sacks deserved the chore.
In a deployed location, yes. They are fucking everywhere. Always a pleasure to get some volun-told duty to fill sand bags for some stupid shit on one of your precious few days off.
But.. what do you even do on your days off? Jerk off in a sweltering porta latrine? Can do that on workdays with good time management...
I smell a porta-shitter and still get an instant hard-on. Ohh the memories
^ This guy has been places.
Of all my war stories, the jerking off in port potties is what people find to be unbelievable.
Grunts get zero privacy when deployed, their stories are always a good laugh, them looking for places to let off some "pressure".
Come on man!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w6cJO1ioopQ
Spread this clip of Joe everywhere!!!!!!!
I'll clap to that!
Clapping as instructed.
Also, laughing so hard I can’t see.....
Yea, when the depends burst it keeps the shit on the stage
It's normal for whatever brown noser thought that it was a good idea and was the "coordinator" aka, the guy who didn't do any work, to command having those bags be put up.
figured anyone can beat Biden at push ups if he gets distracted by sniffing people
Fo real!
It's not his fault, they told him he wasn't allowed to go off prompter and it said "pause for applause" he just wanted to listen to his staff and not make a fool of himself.
This is why his handlers are keeping him more locked down than NYC under Kaiser Wilhelm. They know at any given time he's only about 10 seconds away from losing any control over himself he has. His brain is so jumbled and senile that the part of him that is supposed to say 'don't say that out loud' is just broken, and they know it. It's why I still think the debate is not going to happen even though it's supposed to be in a few days. There is no chance they are going to let him just talk off script for a few hours. They don't even let him do that for 2 minutes. He fucks it up every single time.
Blue button: Replace Joe with the VP on the ticket and find a new charismatic VP that attracts new voters
Red button: Keep propping up Joe for another six weeks and risk major embarrassments and continued ridicule
Dems: (slams Red button with motion blur effect)
Nah. Kumwhora is so unlikable, the dems know moving her to the top of the ticket would be a disaster, especially among black voters.
Hell, Joe's already bad among black voters....
I really think we're going to keep on waiting. But fuck it's going to be hilarious if I'm wrong and they really do happen.
I used to think the debates weren't happening, but now I actually do think they will, at least the first one. I feel like they would've dropped out by now if they weren't doing it. It wouldn't make sense to wait until the last day and then drop out, since that would bring a lot more attention to it.
The millions of dollars he's been paid to destroy the American economy should be noted a little more often too.
Man, you nailed it.
Facts. And a sell out to his country, plagarising, cheating typical sleazy career politician, racist, and sexual predator
Pretty sure his Mother smelled like elderberries. And his Son like natural gas and cheap whores.
One of the definite signs of dementia is irritability and losing your temper. I've known 3 dementia sufferers and even the MOST placid person turned into a fkn monster.
Y'all must be slow
why why why why why, come on man, are you a junkie?
kek
We went from “please clap” to “clap ya stupid bastards”
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The irony is his statement
"If you don't clap for me, you ain't a vet."
If you’ve never had the clap, then you ain’t a vet.
Ha!
Every time a politician makes a clap request, his political career is quickly over. The lack of claps clearly demonstrates just how unpopular and cringe worthy these dicks are.
The sound of lying dog faced pony soldiers clapping with one hand
cmon man
In fairness, a lot of his voters and associates probably think about sex `round the clock.
Always use a black outline around white text, you stupid bastards
On Gimp, create text, text to path, selection from path, grow selection, fill selection with contrasting color on layer under text.
Jesus Christ I barely even know how to make memes
Just text-on-a-picture. A good place to start.
Thanks, I mostly use (free) Krita for memes, but the text part of the program sucks last I checked. I'll try Gimp for that part.
Nothing wrong with meme generators. I use them myself from time to time.
If that arrow didn't get clicked, then you ain't orange!
She's dead.
Are those bags of rice? Did Hunter bring those back from China?
“I’ve personally overseen (and smelled) the disposal of all the coke”
Maybe it's bags of money Joe is going to send to Iran
Sand bags. Corn Pop is a bad dude.
Sure, "rice"
Trump dragged through the coals for something someone allegedly heard him say.
Basement Biden calls them “stupid bastards” to their face and it’s crickets.
It’s.... amazing.
Really is something...
I half hope most media consumer people can see through all this. Google this and cnn = nothing.
This is now the BEST and highest priority thing I will point to for any anti trump media rhetoric.
The fact that they harped so hard on a false and downright unprovable allegation of trump calling dead/wounded troops "suckers... etc" and this surfaced and not a peep. If that's not media bias I don't what is.
My biggest wish list item in 2016 was reclaiming american pride and independence (trade, energy, economics) but this time, in the next four years, I want to see some changes to the media. Accountability. Objectiveness.
What's the point of freedom of the press if the press is in bed with one political party. If we regulate the second amendment, why not the first? Particularly when it's been perverted more than the second amendment.
EDIT :: binge watched "protestors" getting run over and man is that darkly satisfying. Ironically though, one place had an ad before I could watch the video, and it was for life insurance! Lolol
We are “the press”.
I’ve said it before, “the press” means freedom to distribute information.
No one ever voted/designated/allowed/agreed to a single body of people to be “The Press”.
In so many words- No one died and made CNN boss.
This takes "please clap" to a whole new level.
You ever notice Trump never needs to ask people to cheer, clap, laugh, scream or chant? They just do it all on their own. Interesting contrast.
When I post hot, breaking news and the next morning some other shmuck has posted the same thing 10 hours later, pinned with 3000+ likes
When I tell people that grammar Nazis have ways of making you talk. I may have a German sense of humor, but c'mon man, that's a good joke.
Low energy, very disrespectful
to Fap?
I don't think I could do it...
Joepedo: COME ON MAN
HHNNNNNNGGHHH
Bunch of dog faced pony soldiers get to clapping or you ain't BLACK
I've been there.
Please clap... Who wants a guac bowl?
I can’t wait for senile Joe to have a breakdown live on the debate stage. I hope Trump provokes him to the point that he tries to take a swing at him.
Should happen about five minutes in. 🤣
No, 10 minutes. They'll run the debate on delay. So they can fix Joe and fact check Trump.
Trump will be debating Joe, Chris W, and Joe's team, thru the ear piece. They hid (tried) Hillary's in her hair. Wonder how they plan to hide Joe's? Under his mask?
Biden calling the military STUPID is something that rings true. (The left wing's long standing standard for truthfulness, "If it sounds true to us, if it fits our stereotypes, it is true." It is position held by liberals since the hippie 1960s. Spitting on the military, calling them baby killers, calling them fascists.
Only in the few years since 2001 did the left find that was counterproductive and began their entirely phony campaign of greeting the military with a, "Thank you for your service," delivered patronizingly. Like, "We're so, so sorry you were not smart enough to get into Harvard and are without a degree in law, gender studies, barista-ing, or vice-presidenting (and bribe taking)."
Because of all the reposts!!
If everyone else on this site had my sense of humor, we wouldn't upvote your stickied post, just to drive the joke home.
Haha
kek
Whoever put those sandbags up doesn't know what they are doing
This really pissed me off!! The project from the left is nauseating...
Lol. I feel you.
Whats with the sandbags? Expecting a flood??
The more accurate analogy would be posting trash and then getting upset because no one upvoted. Lol.
This, on the other hand, is a funny post, OP!
Weren’t they the ones that said Trump insulted vets?
I’ll upvote the comments only 😁
Clap for me you stupid bastards!! 👏🏻. 👏🏻 Mann y’all a dull bunch. So slow...
Okay you fucking fucks... I can only lol so hard and my head is starting to hurt...
Gotta say please...
Why does this have the Parody flair? It’s true.
I resemble this remark.
Nailed it.
TAKE MY UPVOTE, YOU SOB! 😄
Well played.
You and me both OP. I still love you stupid bastards.
Damn I was the 2nd upvote on this. Glad to see the sticky!
You're a lying dog faced pony soldier, c'mon man! Corn pop was a bad dude, come at me bro.
Alright this one got me lol
Clap
We need to rememe this with Biden and foreign leaders.
Have an uptrump you stupid bastard!
Couldn't command the respect of a paper bag
Honestly if he talked like this all the time I'd probably vote for him.