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JimRaynor [S] 253 points ago +253 / -0

President of Gold Diggers

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thunderpussy 183 points ago +183 / -0

She is a succubus and a half. It's embarrassing to watch any man cuck himself out the way Harry has. Pussy whipped indeed.

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murderhornet 22 points ago +24 / -2

She's a he.

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beta-detector 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think so. She sucked her way up into the royal family. One has to have a very skillful lips to accomplish that.

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whippeat 51 points ago +51 / -0

I really don't get it. She isn't particularly good looking.

Bear in mind every TV show she has full makeup, hair, lighting, angles to be flattering. And she's like average, or slightly more. Not even close to being worth totally cucking yourself - especially when you're a PRINCE who could have thousands of girls.

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ripley88 29 points ago +29 / -0

I didn't have even the faintest idea who she was until she married Harry; out of 10 I'd say she's about an 8 in the picture above, but it really is mind boggling how a guy with so much to bring to the table would settle for a high maintenence 8. It leads me to think she does anal on the first date.

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ripley88 40 points ago +40 / -0

That's how they get the claws in deep and quick. I've seen it happen to a friend of mine; met a girl on tinder because she had big tits in a corset, she threw herself at him on the first date (confirmed by roommate) and now he's essentially an unpaid live-in therapist for a wet paper bag of emotional anxiety. The worst of it is she controls his behavior by stroking his ego (figuratively) and now his sense of humor fucking sucks because he lives with a sycophant that laughs like a hyena at everything he says.

Anyway, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Grady_Wilson 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's funny and sad at the same time.

Hope your friend comes to his senses.

A wise old black dude I worked with many years ago when I was a young man told me, "You can do bad by yourself, you told need some woman to help you".

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JFellows72 7 points ago +7 / -0

My wise old black man told me "we say we in charge but we all know its the wife"

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xzero314 8 points ago +8 / -0

holy fuck dude this is exactly what happened to my Bro. Bitch gave him his first taste of coke and anal on the first night nad now hes still with her years later and miserable. He almost got out when he found out she was bi polar but the stupid fuck keeps going back, Literally every person in his life has told him to dump the hoe. Before her he always called himself a "aplha whod never let a chick run him" LOL

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Hokage_Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not being a incel > one's own integrity

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PNWArtist 5 points ago +5 / -0

The hyena laughter is becoming, or has become a trademark of the left.

I work with a bunch of stupid, feckless children (in their 20s) and several of them have this weird coping hyena laugh thing. It triggers my PTSD it's so explosive.

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GlockGoldman 3 points ago +4 / -1

Oh my god. That’s sounds horrible. But to be fair I had something similar happen with a 6 who... well long story short we’re now married almost 5 years but at least she’s normalized. Sort of.

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

Harry doesn't bring that much himself. Shit family genes, he's not wealthy, he gets an allowance from Prince Charles, he's not in line for the throne, and he hasn't really worked since leaving the army. And, from many accounts, he's not that bright, nor personable. Or really good at anything, except partying.

He had a good, comfortable, easy life as a Royal, doing openings and charity work, but no, he had to marry a whore. A literal whore. LOL.

I figure she's either got some really good blackmail on him, or there's an arrangement - she indulges something really dark for him, while she gets to play princess. Which isn't working out very well for her, so I expect her to dump him eventually, sue him for a massive amount of child support and alimony he can't afford, and when he can't pay, she's going to spill ALL the tea on the royal family. It's inevitable. She wanted to be a rich princess, and that's not happening. Someone is gonna pay.

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ChuckedIntoAVan 5 points ago +5 / -0

My guess is that she set her sights on him, and played to his Mommy issues. She’s a master manipulator, probably a legit Narcissist, and will have him convinced he can’t exist without her. When he quits being useful, or starts to question what is happening, she will dump him and make everyone think she’s the victim. She has done this with everyone around her. Harry should have listened to his brother.

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

Charles and the Queen have all the money. Charles gives his sons money to live on, the houses they live in, etc. The Queen has the real cash - which goes to Charles when she dies, then it will go to William. It's all tied up in trusts, and Duchys.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

He was admired, had great respect, served the military. Because of losing his mother, all the controversy, the hyenas in the media, the British people actually felt a lot of respect and affinity for him.

He could have done something with that.

Instead he became the doormat of a D-list Hollywood Hoe competing for Wokeness.

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who knows? God knows what goes on inside that family. There's been rumors for years that Charles isn't their father (harry looks just like him), that the kids hated Charles for abandoning their mother, etc, etc. They are not a healthy, loving family.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well yeah they grow up with their nannies, barely see their parents and their children. They are being told they are above everyone. Growing up with lots if privilege and riches. Everyone around them is always praising them, doesn’t dare to speak against them.

No shit they don’t get along among each other, and there is no cohesion in the family.

I’m not surprised Harry is so cucked. Probably first time someone spoke up against him. He probably is thrilled by this woman walking all over her. Someone fucked up freudian longing for Nanny’s ass whooping, he stopped getting after his mother died, cause she felt too sorry for him. Then there is the fact that his wifey is not willing to put up with him being the less Important brother. She wants it all, and happy to break with the royal family for it.

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Warskullx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Suits was pretty popular for a while. It clicked more with the mainstream than Burn Notice, Monk, or Psych did. It was still ultimately one of USA's highly formulaic shows. Good TV for if you are turning your brain off, but nothing amazing.

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GlockGoldman 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yeah dude some Individuals with a cervix give great head, and that’s enough to get a guy to cave to whatever demands. I distaste Cardi B and WAP but a lot of what she says ain’t wrong especially for a guy who doesn’t want to FAP.

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Femprep 10 points ago +11 / -1

He’s dated some solids in the past but they couldn’t handle the media that comes with dating, much less marrying, a royal. So he finds a girl who can, and gets played.

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beta-detector 7 points ago +7 / -0

Take the makeup off and she's a fast food shift manager material.

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mostooge 6 points ago +6 / -0

She is his revenge on daddy. He apparently has daddy issues.

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rando_calrissian 5 points ago +5 / -0

You don't get it because you've never dated the kind of girl that figures a guy out and does everything she can to keep in under control. A lot of it is sex, but there is all sorts of emotional manipulation as well.

You can be completely miserable and treading on eggshells without even realizing the situation you're in until you spend a week or two apart from her.

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BigMike69 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Hehe, I wish him alotah luck, he's gonna need it"😉

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mostooge 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wasn't he a royal marine? Can't believe it.

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unsquishable 7 points ago +8 / -1

He was also an Apache gunner in Afghanistan and saw combat. The Taliban even vowed to take him out but clearly they never managed it.

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bikerbabe66 3 points ago +3 / -0

Present gold digger!

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

We already had a whore run for president. She's now the Democrat VP candidate.

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snuggs316 118 points ago +118 / -0

she's a former yacht girl, just a different variety of heels-up harris. who respects a woman like that? she's full on sjw and based on harrys transformation, completely evil and very thirsty.

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DatNewbChemist 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nothing makes me sadder than seeing lefty "men" so desperate for a female's touch that they endlessly talk about how badly they want to fuck Ocasio-Cortez. These are the people that would jump into a stranger's van as a child simply because they were told there was candy.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 23 points ago +24 / -1

Harry used to be a badass Apache pilot.

She ruined him.

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sentient-potato 18 points ago +18 / -0

He'd have to be pretty weak to get "ruined" so quickly.

He was never known for being particularly smart anyway. Amusing, maybe, but shallow.

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tdwinner2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Royal inbred stock.

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synd1050 4 points ago +5 / -1

I cant imagine her body count.

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my_pw_is_password 91 points ago +91 / -0

I mean the fact that she didn't even know her place as the Duchess of Sussex, and wanted the fame and riches but none of the responsibilities of being married to 3rd in line of the throne, was a give away...

She is definitely incredibly deluded, thinks of herself as more worthy than the Queen herself.

I want her to disappear into irrelevance very badly... but of course she's not going to. and some lefties harpies actually admire her...

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knightofday 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 22 points ago +22 / -0

If the libs run her, we run Alex Jones.

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HostoryStartsAt1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Honestly, it’s pretty amazing how she turned a prince into a simp. I can see how gold diggers and thots would look up to and admire her.

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FireannDireach 3 points ago +3 / -0

6th in line. Harry is in no danger of being King. William's kids are in line before Harry.

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MonkeyCzarFunny 103 points ago +103 / -0

Also, thou shall not elect any skanks.

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FuckuSpez 43 points ago +43 / -0

This chick is the poster child of shit for brains.

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thunderpussy 86 points ago +86 / -0

Didn't we tell these British royal assholes to fuck off in 1776? Didn't know we had changed positions since then.

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malarky 7 points ago +7 / -0

GW fucked the redcoats up.

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ZacPetkanas 9 points ago +9 / -0

On Christmas!

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PROCIsAsshoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hessian mercenaries were encamped with the Redcoats IIRC.

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PROCIsAsshoe 1 point ago +1 / -0

My comment was in reply to your Huns reference. I assumed that you had mistaken Hessians for Huns. Makes just as much sense to call the Germans Goths and/or Visigoths if you’re going to refer to them as Huns.

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Nibba 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean, she can run. She will be laughed off stage. My god they trashed America and said they were going to Canada until Canada said go away.

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AmericanJawa 4 points ago +5 / -1

Didn't know we had changed positions since then.

Explain people's obsession with royal weddings, then.

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knightofday 7 points ago +7 / -0

Media telling them to care

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +4 / -0

For the same reason a lot of men are obsessed with watching professional sports. It is a fantasy for a lot of women.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well it’s Cute and Romantic, I guess viewed from afar, from the outside. I doubt many Americans would want their own tax funded Monarchy, even one without any power.

As for the Brits, it does bring in a lot of tourism revenue, so arguably it pays for itself.

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DeusVult 45 points ago +45 / -0

Yeaaaah, I'm gonna think this would never happen. She may posture all day long for the fluff pieces but she ain't giving up that title.

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moissien11 41 points ago +41 / -0

Plus, she's too lazy to do any real work. She spent an entire 15 minutes "touring" a dog rescue while in England, and she supposedly loves dogs.

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 15 points ago +15 / -0

Never Trust Leftists

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pursuitoftruth1776 33 points ago +33 / -0

The left doesn't even like her very much...she has a bad reputation in every group...aside from cucked ex-princes

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ripley88 10 points ago +10 / -0

"She also does voice work..."

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ArticleISection10 29 points ago +29 / -0

what leadership skill does she have besides leading her cuck husband around by the balls?

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TheImpossible1 28 points ago +29 / -1

MM: "I think the economy would run better if we started gold digging."

Interviewer : "So, open the gold mines?"

MM: "No, I mean we marry the leaders of other countries and take their money! It worked for me!"

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Mrsattorney 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hahahaha! I loved it when POTUS was asked about her the other day and he said something to the effect of, "I'm not a fan....I wish Harry a lot of luck..." lol.

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tholins 13 points ago +13 / -0

Well you know POTUS has seen a lot of this type of shit in his life. Gold digging whores and men who cuck out to them.

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HollywoodHowie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Link?

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just DuckDuckGo "Meghan Markle thefappening," I'd imagine.

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MythArcana 13 points ago +13 / -0

What has she done besides destroy Buckingham Palace and shit on the Throne?

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Bongo_Occidental 5 points ago +5 / -0

In my opinion, those pussies in the UK should have done that a long time ago.

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

She presented a mulatto child into the Royal Family. So, she has that going for her.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

There went that bloodline down the toilet.

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's not the important branch, anyway. William is the only one that matters, as first born, and if anything happens to him, his eldest gets it. Harry's half breed kid will be lucky to tour Buckingham Palace, as a tourist.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, Harry and his love bride are stripped of their titles anyway. It's a dead branch now.

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Cyber1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

Meghan was such a detestable cunt that she literally had to run away from the entire country lol. And she dragged Prince Harry with her and made him give up his title in the process. The guy who was one of the cooler of the nobility and earned respect for serving in combat in Afghanistan and she ruined him. What a succubus, I honestly dont know how any woman can look at her as anything else. Curious to hear what women think of her now bc I remember her being praised at first.

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Count_Dyscalculia 11 points ago +11 / -0

Not True.

My Mother bestowed a Title on me.....

Royal Pain in the Ass.

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Nomoralcompass89 5 points ago +5 / -0

Never thought I'd find a Royal here.

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DefaultFreedom 10 points ago +10 / -0

They got it backwards. Harry has serious ambitions to be the first lady.

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polish_snausage 8 points ago +8 / -0

She has no nobility.... they are just plain old elite trash now. They divorced the queen and lost those bs titles

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Femprep 6 points ago +6 / -0

They lost the right to use “Royal Highness”, they kept their Duke/Duchess titles.

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ArtLife 2 points ago +2 / -0

that's because the dukedom is where his money comes from.

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ooooooo.

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Harry finally became King.

King Simp

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wizzingonwallstreet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dumb larping cunt.

People who don't have a smitten of a chance like to pretend that they do.

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usernamenottaken 6 points ago +7 / -1

Seriously, this tranny needs to fuck off already.

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Corse46 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do you know the name of the type of boat Washington rode on? Durham boats. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durham_boat

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Catsdoroam 1 point ago +1 / -0

The matrix is trying to get our attention.

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LadyOfLorien 6 points ago +6 / -0

We fought a war over our right to ignore those inbred idiots and, by God, I'm going to exercise that right.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 6 points ago +6 / -0

Harry needs to donkey punch this cunt back to reality.

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Undying 6 points ago +6 / -0

She will be facing Don Jr in the debates in 2024.

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NancyBaloney 5 points ago +5 / -0

She should be extradited back to England. Unfortunately England doesn’t even want her.

Canada maybe?

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synd1050 2 points ago +3 / -1

Canada doesn't need her.

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when_we_win_remember 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah I thought she is Canadian and can't be President of the US anyways.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hahahahaha! She is seriously overestimating her own worth. She may have cucked some princeling from a disgraced royal house, but she'll never amount to anything besides having snared the right pussy.

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ArtLife 1 point ago +1 / -0

bah! The Hanovers were imported because they finagled to have a Protestant after the revolutions.

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TheThreeSeashells 5 points ago +5 / -0

It doesn't matter. She would fall apart with the first remotely challenging question asked. It happened with Ashley Judd who thought she could become a Senator in KY simply because she went to UK basketball games. She did a town hall with mostly people on her side, flopped and was never heard from again.

Fran Drescher was going to run for some house seat from NY and showed up on Sean Hannity's show. He teed up a nice, easy policy question with her just to be nice and she collapsed. The rest of the interview was downhill from there and he was trying to be nice and make it as easy as possible for her. It was painful to listen to.

Cynthia Nixon ran for governor in NY and was a complete laughing stock.

There's nothing to indicate Markle would do any better. She wasn't even a good actress.

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Free0fReddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Our British cousins are sitting there doing the Picard pose while this wench speaks.

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Hexagon 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is that British guys wife, right?

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SnipedYou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Poor Harry (or is it William? idc about news about Royals) will be dumped by her ass once he turns Male, Pale and Stale.

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ObamasLooseButthole 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s Harry. William tends to not be a dumbass.

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Jimmy33 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mrs Hewitt is a royal loser.

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otistoole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then why the fuck do we have a government full of people accredited by the bar exam?

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frankenbox 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bitch couldn't run a 7-Eleven, let alone a country!

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Seenev 3 points ago +3 / -0

She would make history as the first former Deal or No Deal briefcase model to hold the office.

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CommonSensePill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea, I don't think many Americans are going to make THAT mistake again.

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

Respect No Titles Of Nobility!

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Wypepo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol she has a power boner

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PutinPaganda 2 points ago +2 / -0

She didnt get a title from the Queen, it's why the left... lmao

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munsonfunction 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did she have to renounce her American citizenship? I hope we do not give it back to her.

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Philhelm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump should start his own color revolution in the UK in order to restore a Plantaganet to the throne.

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Bullet3250 2 points ago +2 / -0

"except Hillary and Bill Clinton" -

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OMBOMB 2 points ago +4 / -2

Rooting for a horrible car crash.

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DeusVult 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure you don't mean it but i wouldn't wish that on that poor guy.

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sentient-potato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yes please! She's a walking catastrophe and gives Hillary and Kamala a run for their money in the "unlikeable" column.

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