I know they're going to shoot Biden up with Coke or Meth right before the debate so I really believe they should drug test. For crying out loud they Drug test for low level jobs. Why not for the most important job on the planet? We know President Trump would pass with flying colors.
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In the unlikely event the debates take place, they will cheat like a mofo - earpiece, Q's beforehand, etc. Why would you trust a drug test?
Earpiece would be obvious. It's really hard to talk and listen at the same time. Impossible for a guy with dementia. He'd keep putting his hand to his ear.
Questions beforehand won't matter. The tough stuff Biden will have to be able to think on his feet to respond to will come from Trump, not from the moderators.
I think the strategy will be to have Biden out there but tell him to lower the tone, go slow, stick to familiar territory, and try to give off a reassuring vibe. He did that in his town hall.
Biden will have a metaphorical (maybe even a literal) post-it in front of him at his podium: IGNORE TRUMP. The question is whether he'll be able to help himself. I don't think he will. As we've seen time and again from the left over this past year and more, he will be his own worst enemy.
Listen, Orange Man...
Hey Fat, pushups you dog face, now clap
What about my other suggestions?
Funny 😄
I think Trump will be able to engage w him directly and pull him off topic & into unfamiliar territory. 🤞🤞🤞
Doesnt matter, everything is not staged in the debates, coz you got Trump there to throw curveballs. Hes gonna end up calling Trump a chink
I have no idea why but this made me fucking laugh so hard