I know they're going to shoot Biden up with Coke or Meth right before the debate so I really believe they should drug test. For crying out loud they Drug test for low level jobs. Why not for the most important job on the planet? We know President Trump would pass with flying colors.
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Trump should just insist, at the last possible moment, on a 1hr delay "for a national security emergency" so that they time Joes dosage wrong. Imagine coming back after an hour and Joe is on his way down from whatever it was they gave him
That's actually an insanely smart play
It has to be done at the last second... and then they can start the debate and interrupt it mid-stream to announce the test results
You are a genius! You know damn well that Biden can’t match wits with GEOTUS. I don’t care what they give him, he has lost his command over the English language and recalling specifics on anything. Hell, I’d love it if the Insufferable Chris Wallace asked Biden to recite the Pledge of Allegiance or to recite 5 Amendments. He’d fail. Another thing we have to look for is an earpiece. Still not believing that Joe goes through with this.
Just say that the transmissions from Biden’s earpeice look like the transmitter for a bomb detonator, then make him admit he’s got one when the Secret Serbia SIGINT check him. Two birds, one stone.