The whole "witch" thing is so cringy. Its just a means of deluding themselves into believing they have some form of power. The smugness of these people is tragic, considering how ridiculous they are in their "casting spells" while having the audacity to condemn Christians.
Because they can’t survive in reality. Well actually they could if they would allow themselves to hit rock bottom, fight their way back through hard work and learn to appreciate everything they have.
She is a level five sand-witch
'p' upsidedown is a 'b' I think you meant rotated 180 degrees.
We all know what he was going for.
But this is the Internet and you’re supposed to correct people.
I know. It’s the beauty of the anonymous Internet.
Upside down is flipped on it's horizontal axis. Turn your head upside down when looking at your screen (or lock your phone's auto-rotate).
p -> q is flipped on it's vertical axis
Quantum physics in a nutshell
Ah, well I am a wizard. My wand is a rifle, and my spells go pew pew.
That's crazy, I'm a wizard too. I ride upon a magical beast that plow through crowds encumbering the thoroughfare.
Ah, yes. I and the dreaded Tacoma beast of Toyota Kingdom prepare for our ride through the harrowing Horde of Hambeast.
I call it a magic staff.
And it only gives death spells.
Reality is too unbearable for them
The whole "witch" thing is so cringy. Its just a means of deluding themselves into believing they have some form of power. The smugness of these people is tragic, considering how ridiculous they are in their "casting spells" while having the audacity to condemn Christians.
This guy fucks^
hoping he keeps it up in his balls
Look fat.
"Aw geez, I thought I was a witch."
"Maybe you should use your wand to eat more vegetables."
That cucumber she just ate was used for a lot more than spells..
C'mon man!
I bet she goes to 7 11 and Dunkin Donuts so often she has a slight Indian accent.
Yeesh that's a lot.
Because they live in a fantasy land in their head.
She turned me into a Newt!
I got better....
flying... Monty .... circus... you know the thing!
'We'll build a bridge out her'
I'm not sure that works. Gluttony is one of the Deadly sins after all.
She needs the extra weight! It's a critical spell component!
"I need to fill special without putting in any effort"
or fix her face
Maybe the Dark Lord has a fat fetish?
Satan is a chubby-chaser, lol.
The toilet paper is strategically next to the unused toothbrush set.
The definition of ugly big toe face.
Magical thinking is a characteristic of small children.
In this case, make believe is a lot easier than consistent treadmill use and dietary restriction.
T H I N N E R
- Proverbs 11:17 (KJV)
Calling herself a witch is just a subconscious way to explain why no one likes her I’m assuming. A form Denial Basically lol
Boots of Fortify Carry Weight are rather hard to find. It's not wonder she hasn't learned that one yet. Probably because she never gets off the couch.
Because they can’t survive in reality. Well actually they could if they would allow themselves to hit rock bottom, fight their way back through hard work and learn to appreciate everything they have.
Throw her in the lake and see if there's any water left.
Or eyebrows.
Her cross to bear
"Witches" are why I can't wear a pretty crystal pendant without people thinking I'm a looney tune. 🙄
Yeah, she need ta abracadabra dat ass.
See that wish to lose the penis didn't pan out either...
Remember the movie "Thinner"?
Maybe every spell you cast causes you to gain 1 pound.
That burn is hotter than the fires in hell she'll be burning in.
Hahahaha
It's a childhood of being told you can be whatever you want to be.
And then never followed that up with.
"It's muh thuhroid, there are no spells for that!"
Salt attracts water
That's vicious... lololol
Nah, she's just big boned.
gotta stay grounded to handle all the mana flowing thru you
its like electricity
heavily grounded