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ShartMaster 124 points ago +124 / -0

¡Jeb!

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Super_Duper_Wall 109 points ago +110 / -1

Clap you stupid bastards...

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NvJohansson 53 points ago +53 / -0

So stupid that they got stuck in lraq- John Kerry

But yeah, it's Trump that hates the military... laughable hypocrites

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Super_Duper_Wall 41 points ago +42 / -1

These traitors would’ve called Washington stupid for crossing the Delaware. 🌲🇺🇸🎄

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V_exodus 24 points ago +24 / -0

My ancestor crossed the Delaware with George Washington! I'm proud. Worthy of clapping, don't all you bastards think?

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Super_Duper_Wall 19 points ago +19 / -0

We have such beautiful crossings, don’t we folks? Some of the best. Yessssss, the very best. On that morning, many years ago, those brave men crossed the icy frigid waters, of what was sure to be a one way trip. One way. The only way. Forward.

We are going forward too. Far far forward. That’s the best way. The only way.

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Nors1t 2 points ago +2 / -0

What sort of person does this:

They're freezing. Really freezing. Hungry. Nearly starving.

They decide: Let's go to work. It's going to get colder. We're going to get hungrier. Let's finish this.

Awesome and humbling.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish we could send all the senators and congressmen that voted for the 2003 invasion of Iraq to Iraq to live forever

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or the regime change in Libya.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

give them language training, a tent and a note in local language pinned to their back "I voted to invade this country, ask me why!"

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wonderfulusa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Take your followers to the Supreme Court and get me my robe. Do what you want with the other Republicans. but they'll give you no trouble, I promise you that. I've sent "peaceful protesters" on ahead to take the fight out of 'em. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Take special care of new robe - I want this most of all. Now Clap ! Clap ! my prettys !

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Ghost_Soul167 4 points ago +4 / -0

You know, when I first saw the news items popping up about it on conservative sites, my first thought was it was nothing but payback for the stupid atlantic article, and that Sleepy Joe was calling them Stupid Bastards affectionately.....Then I saw the clip. Fuck that asshole with a cannon sponge

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JohnFBurgondy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dull bunch of stupid bastards huh Jill?

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Musicbymuzak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

"My mother's the strongest person I know!"

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 11 points ago +11 / -0

"She should be running" hahahaha!

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TenScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Mess is a ¡Jeb!"

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Sumarongi 2 points ago +2 / -0

JEB IS A BIG FAT MESS

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeb "Desmadre Chapusero Sucio" Bush

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy formats. Bigly.

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BunnyPicnic 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lmao. I can't believe he said that. If that was all him, no fucking way he debates Trump.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hitlery shat her diaper when she passed out at the 9/11 memorial and got tossed in a van like a side of BEEF

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nadlers pants dump shuffle puts him in elite company.

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Bigpandas1 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least Jeb has some guac. Hillary's serving hot sauce and cockamole

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Choomguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know the guac bowl merchant is going to try again someday.

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GodEmperorUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

THE AYATOLLAH OF GUACABOWLA

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BabyTrump 142 points ago +143 / -1

JEB!

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CrackaJack 68 points ago +68 / -0

Clap, please.

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KuhlooKuhlay 74 points ago +74 / -0

*Guacdowns

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SJRebels 21 points ago +21 / -0

I could go for a guacdown.

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guacdown seems like it'd be a good party. Maybe we should do it anyway on tues if the debates happen. The young republicans are having a pizza party, but I'm not in their age demographic anymore.

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jennyfrutex 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same here.

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KAGAnoRINO 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have a Turtle 🐢

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DefeatSoros 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do have a bunch of Turtles- !Jeb!

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Parcus 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Lockamole

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Musicbymuzak 2 points ago +2 / -0

I should have ordered one of those bowls.

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Data_bank 28 points ago +28 / -0

If jeb had “won” there’d be no lockdown because democrats and media wouldn’t have over reacted to the China virus to dethrone the president

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thuggishruggishtrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump said if Hilary won we’d already be in World War 5 lol.

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yuup.

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westrock2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d be in financial lockdown because I would not have any money left over after the government getting their fair share.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

you didn't build that!

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V_exodus 3 points ago +3 / -0

That moment when he said that, was when a world of truth about him hit like a dumptruck load of foul stink. How he hates us all.

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tufftoffee 17 points ago +17 / -0

¡JEB!

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Rainman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is Jeb?

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TenScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look... you know, the thing.. c'mon man

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeb is a dick.

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Rainman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh that Jeb

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daberoniandcheese 90 points ago +95 / -5

I am not Catholic myself, but from what I’ve heard, most of them don’t like the current Pope. My Protestant mind finds the whole institution dumb.

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Sticky 58 points ago +58 / -0

Real Catholics despise him.he just came out against the 2nd amendment too... Commie fuck

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Matthew419 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where would Catholics be today with the sword (or gun)?

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hanging from trees across the US. It fuckin happened. People forgot or never learned - the US was not friendly to Catholics from the outset.

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JKillen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not a fan of Francis right now. Is this changing of the ten commandments shit true

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Jammerculture 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yeah it’s crazy

My wife’s family was catholic and very conservative. In my younger years I was liberal. It caused some turmoil at first but I actually came around. Thing is being connected to them, seeing how great their family is etc is a lot of why I became a conservative in the first place.

But now they are all crazy liberals lol. I’m not sure how this happened but I really think it’s to do with the catholic guilt.

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Kamekaze 8 points ago +8 / -0

More than likely they've been convinced that the left and its socialistic tendencies are equivalent to compassion and empathy, highly regarded qualities to any believer. Given how Catholics regard the position of Pope, all it takes is the right puppet to push an agenda for those that are less likely to think for themselves.

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Jammerculture 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s the slippery slope thing

These are decent people, so at some point they realize hmmm gay people aren’t that bad (for example), then the guilt sets in, hmmmm our religion has been very bad to these people for no reason.

At this stage they are very susceptible to psychological manipulation.

Most of the things “progressives” want aren’t bad, you know letting people have freedom to be who they are for example. But then the political marxists get ahold of this and it goes from we shouldn’t ostracize transgenders to let them play with your kids or else.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blood of the lamb songs are booooring and they host all the shitlib anarchist meetings in their meeting halls now. Tenant Unions, Food Not Bombs, BLM. Their chapels are empty on Sundays though, from what I can see.

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PvtPyle762mm 2 points ago +2 / -0

people

They are commies, which happen to not be human.

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VoterIDMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Catholic spring

Read Wikileaks

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TrumpVictorious 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fellow Protestant here. I admired John Paul. The two since him have been meh, this last guy is terrible.

My wife’s family is Roman Catholic, they can’t stand the current guy.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pope Benedict was Ok. He was pushed out. The way it happened was very strange.

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Deep state globalist bullshit pushed him out.

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lurkwellmyfriends 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Obama admin helped conspire to 'push' him out and install a marxist.

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +4 / -0

He went after the pedophiles high up in the church.

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almond_activator 14 points ago +15 / -1

This is the second pope after the death of John Paul II.

Benedict was the first, and he's still alive (it had been hundreds of years since a resignation) - he was forced out and replaced with a Marxist Jesuit from Sudamerica.

Marxist Jesuits are heretics.

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TrumpVictorious 5 points ago +5 / -0

Catholics see the Pope as the successor of St Peter, the head of the church.

A good Pope, like a John Paul II, can be a unifying figure. Sadly, the current guy is miserably bad.

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

You might be right but you have also produced a terrible argument for changing another persons opinion.

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learntocode 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is nothing divine about the word's of the Pope, so why do people listen to him anyways?

A fundamental belief of a religion is false, to you, why dont you believe it anyway?

Do you feel ready to change your mind? I wouldnt.

Fucking child.

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nethyek 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m a Catholic and I don’t like him.

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Kek_Johnson 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's personally washed muzzie feet's inside the walls of The Vatican.

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prayinpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

The patchamama shit was way worse

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Bernier4Canada 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm not religious, and holy fuck do i have a hard time trying to keep track of all the different types of christianity.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +8 / -2

There's Catholics and then a whole bunch of other Christian types where they all stand up, sing and dance in church. And that's all I got to say about that.

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've often thought about starting my own Christian denomination with no singing. You just show up, preacher gives his sermon, you say a prayer, and you go.

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Add some incense and wine and you're back to Catholicism

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ronburgandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh Catholics sing, the same 8 songs for all eternity. At least other denominations change the songs lol.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's not the same kind of singing. Catholics sort of have this low tone mumbling while seated. The Protestant thing is lot of butt shaking, hand-clapping and all that stuff, I'm way too pale to have that kind of rhythm.

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Sumarongi 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ummm ... even if you aren’t religious, it’s kind of important, don’t you think, to know some history?

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Bernier4Canada 2 points ago +2 / -0

For sure, and I love history, i can just never keep track of all the different branches of the major religions. It's not just Christians, I can never remember the difference between Sunnis and... the other one?

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masculinist 0 points ago +1 / -1

With such a sailor’s potty mouth you obviously are not religious

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Crusade4Covfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like him or not, a pope is only infallible in matters of "faith and morals" and not science or politics. That Pope Francis has referred to abortion as "too political" to weigh in on but he goes off about walls and guns basically means that we've all tuned him out.

That's before you get into all the weird technicalities that may or may not make his entire papacy illegitimate.

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Nastyfication 30 points ago +30 / -0

Catholics can disagree with the pope on matters of prudential judgement. Trust me I am both a super strict Catholic and a gun nut. Catholics only believe that the Pope is infallible in matters of church doctrine while speaking "ex Cathedra." (Which I believe has only been used twice in 2000 years for the Immaculate Conception and Assumption of Mary)

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SevenDirtyWords 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you for making sure people know this, as another Catholic who thinks the Pope is wrong about this. I believe the last time a Pope spoke ex Cathedra was in 1950.

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Nastyfication 2 points ago +2 / -0

No problem. I think we should also pray for the pope instead of all of these Catholics just bashing him all them time.

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almond_activator 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't have a problem praying for his soul, but I am entirely unconcerned with his physical well-being.

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Nastyfication 3 points ago +4 / -1

Ehh I'd be careful about saying that. Answer this question seriously: Would you rather tomorrow he began preaching like JPII or him be dead?

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almond_activator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dead. Next question.

As the saying goes, God will know His own.

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Nastyfication 0 points ago +1 / -1

That is against what Christ taught us. So I am afraid you are rejecting God's teachings.

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JKillen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had brought this up recently. Asked my newly ordained priest and he explained it very well. These rock concert with a Ted talk churches, which I don't have anything against except when they talk shit on catholocism and don't acknowledge the Eucharist like somehow we got it wrong.

But maybe I'm just partial lol

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OneBigMaga 6 points ago +8 / -2

The pope is just a politician.

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Nastyfication 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope, he is political, but not just a politician.

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Marchosias 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a democracy, EVERYTHING is political...George Lucas

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SevenDirtyWords 5 points ago +5 / -0

He actually has reiterated that abortion is wrong. I am Catholic myself, and while I don't agree with the Pope about some of the things he has said, that's one thing he is better about than many other modern Christian leaders.

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PatrickSebast 3 points ago +3 / -0

He also specifically noted that environmentalism should not be a form of worship. His writings pretty much say "You should take steps to protect the environment from harm but the ultimate purpose of the environment is for the betterment of humans.

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Imitate214 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then how does he explain the Pachamama thing from the Amazon Synod from a year ago?

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ihaveotherthingstodo 15 points ago +15 / -0

...the Pope comes out and expresses support for disarming people. Given she's a devout Catholic, this concerns me.

The problem isn't that Barrett is a devout Catholic. The problem is that the Pope isn't.

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coiffeuse2 12 points ago +14 / -2

This Pope is just odd. And not American, so we don't follow his rules.

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Sticky 9 points ago +9 / -0

John Paul II earned the respect of Americans though.

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SevenDirtyWords 10 points ago +10 / -0

Remember though that Scalia was a devout Catholic and Thomas is also Catholic. I for one would be quite happy with SCOTUS full of Scalia and Thomas clones.

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masculinist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn’t Kavanaugh also Catholic?

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Imitate214 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 4 points ago +5 / -1

His "rightful commandment" only applies specifically when he's invoking papal infallibility on matters of doctrine, which has only been done two times in the history of the church. We're free to disagree with the pope when he's being a globalist commie (which is often)

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +4 / -3

This man gets it. Same shit why some people didn't like JFK.

Mr Trump should have gone for the Cuban judge from Florida, IMO, if he thought she was that qualified. You want rabid anti-Commie judges in there, just to be safe.

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Datamancer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I suspect that Thomas may retire during President Trump's next term and she may be on tap as his replacement.

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glow-operator-2-0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aww. I think we'll all miss Clarence.

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Zordly 58 points ago +58 / -0

Where can I get one of those robes?

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MagnanimousDonkey 36 points ago +36 / -0

At the guacamole store, of course.

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Konsaki 28 points ago +28 / -0

Disable a democrat, steal their KKK outfit, trash the hood and dye the remaining robes black.

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ProphetOfKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

That bad boy can hold so many pocket turtles!

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ChelseaHubbell 14 points ago +14 / -0

Planning on dressing up as a dead RBG for Halloween?

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PaigeAshley 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thrift store!

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aconcernedtroll 17 points ago +17 / -0

It never gets old

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definitelynothitler 5 points ago +5 / -0

SCUZE ME JEB

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Infuriator 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just watched tha for the first time. Absolutely hilarious

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JS_Mill 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've never seen that!

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nukiebear 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happened to Super Deluxe?

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AintSeenCrazyYet 26 points ago +26 / -0

I will never tire of Jeb! memes.

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tufftoffee 11 points ago +11 / -0

No ways tired.

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MondayCoupleIsDead 16 points ago +16 / -0

JEB! is just too OP.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 11 points ago +11 / -0

╛JEB ╛ out of NOWHERE!

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Bedminster 9 points ago +9 / -0

Confirmation needs to be next week.

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AbrahamLincoln 7 points ago +7 / -0

Zero hours of debate. What's there to debate? No dems will vote for her under any circumstances.

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Bedminster 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's why it needs to happen next week. Zero dems on boad and we don't need them. No debate just vote.

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BigDaddyT 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jeb is so fake. A print company I used to work for created and printed ads for his campaign. The art they gave us had someone else's body and his head on it to make him look more fit. The problem was the body used was a black man and they forgot to replace one of his hands. So he had one black hand one white hand. Our whole company had a good laugh at it.

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03420/jeb-bush-left-hand_3420324b.jpg

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHA!

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textusliberti 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG : TY for this Jeb! Nugget of Info... Totally Archived this Head-Composite... Those Fools pissed thru $150>>>M<<<illion $$$ in 2016

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BigDaddyT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everytime I see a Jeb meme I imagine the left hand being black and laugh.

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M_DMA 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope people laughing at this schmuck realise how evil or dangerous he actually was. Please make RINO's extinct everyone.

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SpezDispenser 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jeb is the hero we need, but dont deserve.

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Minspy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just laughed my ass of at your name Ruthbaderdeadsburg Bwaaahahahahahahaha

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Grilledpepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

The debate on guacamole is over

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Necrogasmic 4 points ago +4 / -0

That fucking username lmfao

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eatonfools 4 points ago +4 / -0

Am I the only one who noticed OPs username?

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EnemyOfThePeople 1 point ago +1 / -0

Main reason I upvoted. Had me laughing out loud it’s so legendary.

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FuckATF 4 points ago +4 / -0

SCOTUS opinion: Free guac bowls for all!

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mediocreken 4 points ago +4 / -0

OPs username omg lol

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FliesTheFlag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guac bowls!

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BladderBeerPoopin 3 points ago +3 / -0

3 scoops!

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

My guacamole rights will be preserved!

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okayfilet 3 points ago +3 / -0

MuH dYiNg WiSh

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chanel_rions_hairgel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did he serve in the Court of Guacppeals?

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Bigly_Brick_Bot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fucking posted last week

but good edit with the robe tho

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BananaWizard 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'M GUNNA COOM IF THIS GOES THROUGH

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no_such_looser 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a true sign of American greatness when a humble guac merchant can rise to such a high position.

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MisterClean 3 points ago +3 / -0

IT'S HAPPENING

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Burninator 2 points ago +2 / -0

What about Mitt Romney. He hasn't given a definite answer yet.

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conservativefrank 3 points ago +4 / -1

She ruled in favor of lockdowns.

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FreshCovfefe3 2 points ago +2 / -0

But your username...my sides cant take it! 😂😂😂

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if he knows he's an ongoing meme

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virusfakewarreal 2 points ago +2 / -0

mynameJeb

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WarViper1337 2 points ago +2 / -0

J E B !

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DefeatSoros 2 points ago +2 / -0

Foolish Guac Bowl Merchant- Big Man Tyrone

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nodoxplz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hid time has finally come, after so many years of perfecting his guac!

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makemyday007 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only way Jeb would be high energy is if he got hit by lightning bolt.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

JEEEEEEBBBBB

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silent_majority_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is awesome. It feels great to win. This is why I'm voting Trump. He's making the right decision to get the nomination confirmed now. The sooner the nomination gets on the court the better.

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nadler's pants the seat!

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only way this could be better is if makeup and a wig was photoshopped on lol

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JebSurge 1 point ago +1 / -0

My time to shine

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IAmTheSenate 1 point ago +1 / -0

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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LittleBlackKat 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will never tire of Jeb memes

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