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IncredibleMrE1 111 points ago +111 / -0

Kamala has already admitted that it would be "a Harris administration, together with Joe Biden."

I.e., Joe is just her whiteface.

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ObongoForPrison2020 55 points ago +55 / -0

It's still mindboggling why she was picked considering the complete lack of support she mustered up in the primaries.

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somedaysoon 89 points ago +89 / -0

Dems don't really care what their constituents think. The DNC gets the candidate they want and the voters better step in line.

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IncredibleMrE1 23 points ago +23 / -0

This pede pays attention.

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higgles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because that worked so well for them last time.

FOUR MORE YEARS

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WinningVirginia 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the only plausible explanation.

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noPTSDforMePlease 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's because it will be a puppet presidency. The deep state wants someone they can completely control.

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Jammerculture 18 points ago +21 / -3

They picked candidates to lose

They know they can’t win and don’t want to expose anyone they may need for 2024. Only explanation for why these two were chosen.

If they planned on stealing the election then they would have put someone in place to run the country after they “won”.

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ObongoForPrison2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

100% with you, Pede. My theory is they are throwing the election to create a landslide so they can test their cheating mechanism and see how much of a gap they could conceivably close in 2024, when they run a "real" candidate. The 2020 cheating will go largely unnoticed because Trump will still win decidedly, but it's a valuable test for Democrats.

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ObongoForPrison2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

It'll be easy spot the fuckery. Turnout may be the biggest of all time, and you know Trump hasn't lost any voters in the past four years - he has only gained.

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unicornpoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spotting it and proving it are two different things.

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KristiNoemFaceFuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

We desperately need nationwide voter ID before then. And preferably a ban on ballot harvesting, too.

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HyperCarbs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Need a Real ID to get on a plane, but not vote? Seems silly.

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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

Voter ID is a dead issue. GOP has no balls.

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SisterCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upvote for an interesting theory.

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50blessings 9 points ago +9 / -0

It was "her time." They couldn't get a woman elected normally so they have to go with the Trojan horse strategy and cheat. They can't wrap their head around the radical idea of just picking a woman that's actually qualified and doesn't literally and figuratively suck dick. People just want a qualified candidate whether is a man or woman; not some intersectional bullshit. It's hilarious that no woman or POC even got anywhere close to the nomination in a legitimate fashion.

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GoofTroop186 8 points ago +9 / -1

They probably thought she’d be immune to a lot of the viral internet stuff that ruined Hillary because normal people don’t necessarily disagree with it. Like she’s a liar and a fraud but that’s only because we know that she’s pro-cop

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TrudopesEyebrow 26 points ago +26 / -0

Biden is relying 100% on the 600 lawyers the DNC have hired from Perkins Coie to fight the outcome in courts after Nov 3rd.

Doesn’t matter if he’ll lose, the 0bama lawyers and the media will put it in the the bag for him.

Source

0bama is running this:

“The Biden campaign has brought in an army of lawyers, including 0bama’s Attorney General Eric Holder, in anticipation of a brawl in the courts with the Trump campaign over the “unique challenges” that voting by mail in 2020 entails. The New York Times reported that “hundreds of lawyers”—including 0bama’s AG Holder, 0bama’s U.S. solicitor general, plus the former general counsel for 0bama’s campaigns and the DNC law firm Perkins Coie — have all formed Biden’s so-called “special litigation” unit.”

AKA special election cheating unit.

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pmurTJdlanoD 13 points ago +13 / -0

Same people that railroaded Flynn

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AOCs_tits 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's true. Joe makes even Hillary's non-campaign seem like some kind of badass ultramarathon. Something is up.

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No_Fun_Allowed 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey, as long as it ain't Trump, brainwashed normies are more than happy for the country to be run by a bunch of shadowy unelected and unaccountable bureaucrats.

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bobobob 9 points ago +9 / -0

The MSM will run cover and pretend that everything is going great, like they did during the "scandal-free" Obama years.

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ReclaimYourDestiny 12 points ago +12 / -0

I remember Crooked Hillary disappearing from the campaign trail for days if not weeks at a time.

I always had the opinion if she became President we would rarely ever see her. We would get videos. Like a dystopian scifi movie where the leader is either dead or in a coma and the cabal projects digital images of the leader onto the populace.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Biden already said he “Doesn’t have a chance. But if I do...” when ppl were yelling at him “you don’t have a chance joe!”

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Viewer01 7 points ago +7 / -0

Imagine the red phone ringing at two am..... The fact that we're not up in arms that the dems are threatening national security in the name of a power grab is disheartening.

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grndmrshlgando 8 points ago +8 / -0

cops are having their own internal civil disfunction right now between those that actually uphold the constitution and those that blindly follow whatever hitler- I mean the governor says. and this is world wide not just in the US, look at the UK mask nazis out there beating up protesters for not wearing a mask when everyone and their mother that can think for themselves know good fucking well these masks don't do anything. they aren't even wearing them properly and they're constantly adjusting them as they fall of their faces like they're deathly afraid of some invisible virus that will instantly kill them if they don't keep this piece of cloth over their face. its pure mind control. this is what it actually looks like. the masks are mind control.

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unicornpoop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Islam figured out quite a few years ago that it's easy to dehumanize a group of people by covering their face.

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PyroSphere 46 points ago +46 / -0

C'mon you stupid bastards!!!

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Super_Duper_Wall 9 points ago +9 / -0

You ever been to a caucus?! That’s right YOU HAVENT FAT. WE’LL DO PUSH-UPS RIGHT NOW IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME.

CORN-POP WAS A BAD BOY

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Super_Duper_Wall 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are you a JUNKIE HUH?! C’mon man (awkward villain laughter)

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ChrisSuperDude 4 points ago +4 / -0

C'mon man, if you call me a junkie one more fucking time I'm gonna take my rosary and shove it down your fucking throat!

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Super_Duper_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll wrap this chain around your head... Junkie

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IncredibleMrE1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Look, fat. I can do more pushups than you, you lying dog-faced pony soldier. Rub my hairy legs, cockroaches! Clap for me you stupid bastards, or you ain't black! C'mon, man! Are you a junkie?

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basedbrickpusher 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's pure demented poetry

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HillarysStrapOn 14 points ago +14 / -0

The sweet sweet smell of Depends in the morning.

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Johnson 7 points ago +7 / -0

I did not know what a rain barrel was, either, until he used his 1930s words to us.

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s what Biden’s handlers tell the press when they are shutting the campaign down for the day.

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Harambe 4 points ago +5 / -1

Keep a lid on how bad Joe is doing, press, or we Arkancide you

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skygz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think it existed before this election. I can't find a political reference to "calls a lid" for the entire 2016 campaign

http://www.google.com/search?q=calls+a+lid&&tbs=cdr%3A1%2Ccd_min%3A6%2F16%2F2015%2Ccd_max%3A11%2F7%2F2016

(yes I know Google, but they are the best for searching specific dates)

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Sea_Still 11 points ago +11 / -0

You know you have a great campaign going when the best strategy is to make sure they don't talk to anyone ever

Where's the Lying Whore?

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where's the Lying Whore?

Campaigning the only way she knows how - horizontally.

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SirSeizureSalad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was going to say one dong at a time, but I doubt that's remotely accurate.

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

he's under strict medical care / drugs until the debates so he doesn't nadler himself or pass out on stage

FTFY

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kennedyc5217 10 points ago +10 / -0

100% they are switching Joe’s schedule before the debates to prevent sundowning. He’ll cap his events so he can sleep during the day, and wake up just an hour or so before the debates

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DarkMemeDuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's my guess.

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chewsoap 2 points ago +2 / -0

This makes a lot of sense.

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MikeyV 9 points ago +9 / -0

No this is typical for these guys. This is why Obama and the rest of these fucks never got anything done. This is there normal schedule. This is what they are used too. Now compare them to Trump who is working his ass off and getting tons of things done and accomplished. The new standard should be what Trump sets and we shouldn't settle for this other shit anymore. I am pissed off.

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jaubrey 9 points ago +9 / -0

Whats a lid day? im lost

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that_sound 16 points ago +17 / -1

Literally Incapacitated by Dementia

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Nomoralcompass89 12 points ago +12 / -0

Basically a calling it a sick day, or a PTO day. Im leaning more towards sick day, becauee he is sick with dementia.

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Viewer01 11 points ago +11 / -0

The Biden campaign has been cancelling campaign days, and they do so by saying they're putting a lid on todays activities. Its usually code for Biden being mentally unavailable.

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skygz 1 point ago +1 / -0

He went to the toilet to campaign now it's back to bed

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Pede3 9 points ago +9 / -0

For Joe, it's a stay in the basement day.

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TehAgent 3 points ago +3 / -0

They know they dont have to do anything. Either because Fraud or because they are punting 2020.

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bosnianhero 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't like the recent three in a row. Have a feeling they're gonna back out of the debate or something.

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Pede3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Next two days on lid are a given as well for 'debate prep.'

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Nadlers_Belt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Adrenochrome Wednesdays.

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is a Democrat after all

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Trump2020inAZ 3 points ago +3 / -0

When Trump goes to the hospital for a physical, it’s because he’s “clearly unwell.” When Biden is MIA in the middle of campaign season, it’s because he’s “strategizing.”

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Kendoextendo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somewhat related question, why’s it so hard to buy mason jar lids right now? People are buying them up in bulk and jacking up the price on amazon because they’re getting them before everyone else. Mason jars are like $90 on amazon right now.

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QueensOwn 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. He’s just a terrible, low energy and old candidate who is incapable of performing the job for which he is running. The unhinged left views him as a useful idiot that they think is going to win them the Presidency. Not gonna happen.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hunter already brought home the bacon. Might as well just eat and sleep at this point.

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 3 points ago +3 / -0

As Kamala takes over speaking duties, you will see MSM start running headlines "Should the VP have as much power as the POTUS?!?!?!" You can guarentee this narrative will play out sooner than later.

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chinita_atx 2 points ago +2 / -0

11th of the month

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SharkTeamTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Alzheimer's

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apawst8 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it's getting worse. 1 day in the first week. 3 days in each of the next 2 weeks. Then 4 days in the 4th week

Taking off 3 days in a week is understandable if you make up for it the next week. 3 weeks in a row

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's living up to his name Sleepy Joe. Creepy is a more fitting name for him though, because to vote for him means you think its ok for old men to be touching little girls in their sexual parts.

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freedom_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unwilling to work. A true Democrat!

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LLchurch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unwilling to work sounds like a democrat alright

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DresdenFan1975 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m old and not cool. What’s Lid mean?

Spez: found it! “ Did you see he did a ‘lid’ this morning again?” Trump asked Thursday evening in Jacksonville, Fla., pausing to offer a definition for the inside-baseball term. “A lid is when you put out word you’re not going to be campaigning today. So, he does a lid all the time.”

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ginpunk 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell you what, I want my President getting all over it 24/7/365. Killing Diet Coke and hammering down McDonalds & KFC. 4 more years!!!

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DeplorableMimi 2 points ago +2 / -0

I understood it means he told the Press that they can leave, he will not be working

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CrSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's so special about Wednesdays?

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Deplorable_Badger 1 point ago +2 / -1

Joe's just a placeholder for Moochelle.

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kekNation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where can we see his schedule? I am wondering how many basement days are in there and hoe many days he actually left the house.

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Flagwaverforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t a lid some sort of drug term? Asking for a friend.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 1 point ago +1 / -0

His 'days on' make a sign of the cross! It's a sign that he is a religious zealot! Inform the sheep so they will scatter!

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ThirteenPercenter 1 point ago +1 / -0

What’s the “lid” joke?

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that's what Joe says, as he put a lid on an event or some shit. He meant he cancelled it.

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MacGordon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if all this info was gathered and we could find a pattern. Med days, Good days.

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Too_Much_Winning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine calling sick to work that many days, you'd be fired.

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Wintergreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

The 'debate prep' must not be going very well. That or poor Joe needs his rest for Tuesday night. Either way, it doesn't bode well for their confidence.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

How In The Fuck Do You Run For The Most Powerful Postion In The Run.And Not Run. This is the moment when you put on the after burners and go full tilt if you are running for President. Even if it is rigged for you....you have to look like you earned it. But Pulling A Hillary Will Not Win You The Presidency

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Reddit_refuge3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Early bird bingo on Tuesdays?

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