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KonaBadLad 51 points ago +52 / -1

Of course I had to check....Epic!!!!!

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PyroSphere 24 points ago +24 / -0

The top two results are Republicans. Coincidence? I think not!

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OhioDeplorable 15 points ago +15 / -0

But muh party swap!

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Pedeville 22 points ago +22 / -0

In 20 years they gonna claim Trump was democrat and partyswap etc

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FergieJR 10 points ago +10 / -0

And if JFK ran today in his same platform they would call him a alt right wing extremist

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kjj9 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look no further than Ronald Reagan. His economic policies were eerily similar to JFK's.

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Nancypelosisoldliver 3 points ago +3 / -0

And jfk is closer to a republican today than a Democrat today too if he were alive. If they brought him back from the dead he'd probably be like:

"California did what to my standard capacity magazines?!?!"

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quotahire 22 points ago +22 / -0

Uh....Jesus? Whether you're a christian or not, one cannot deny that Christ is the most influential human to ever live

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kekdream 20 points ago +20 / -0

I once stumped an atheist by pointing this out. Jesus' name is known in the far reaches of the word. How is it that everyone knows about Jesus but not the other historical figures of the same time period that may have been more impactful at the time? How could the memory of an ordinary man, a carpenter, who claimed to be the Son of God and was executed for blasphemy, live on this long? That is in and of itself the definition of divinity.

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quotahire 7 points ago +7 / -0

great point

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Pedeville 1 point ago +3 / -2

Most deitys are known around the world

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

As if Moloch worshiping Google would even consider Jesus influential, even if he is negatively influencing themselves.

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Itateeverybody 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not merely human? Greatest being of all time though.

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did wonder where He and Chuck Norris were.

JFK? He crashed his boat.

Elvis? Some of his movies are great, some not so much.

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Avdimar 21 points ago +21 / -0

No date of birth.. is Donald forever?

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jive-ass-turkey 19 points ago +19 / -0

Of course Donald is forever, he's Gen George Patton reincarnated.

We've been over this. Did you miss a meeting?

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MAGA_APN 4 points ago +4 / -0

jumping in here to say that I love this community of pedes, great sense of humor and so much fun!

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LesboPregnancyScare 5 points ago +5 / -0

Always has been.

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ElvenGhostAgent 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’d suspect Google would take notice and fudge the results up.

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ElvenGhostAgent 8 points ago +8 / -0

Google must be purged of SJWs and their Critical Bullshit Theory.

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Pedeville 8 points ago +8 / -0

Google must be purged

Fixed it for you

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Industry4 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wouldn't doubt it if they have someone assigned to this very forum to check on things like this. They are sneaky bastards with the intent of destroying America.

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jive-ass-turkey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Brother they have scrapers pulling every single comment, post, and message they can get their hands on as soon as it is posted.

They aren't just looking at the site like you and I would. They are going through the thing like data scientists.

I wouldn't be at all surprised to find out some fed contractor has been tasked with getting full access to the site, and given the tools to do it.

There are paid shills here, I think that is pretty obvious to a lot of people. I don't even think that is a very controversial statement to make, considering the context. IMO, of course.

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Blurpy 4 points ago +4 / -0

give 'em a minute. As soon as they learn of it...

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Djohnsonsgagreflex 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s why Obama is the next image to the right in the cropped photo used for this post.

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kekdream 8 points ago +8 / -0

GOOGLE "GREATEST HUMANS OF ALL TIME" AND CLICK GEOTUS' MOTHER FUCKING PICTURE!!!

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +7 / -1

I dont think much of that list, current #5, 6, 7 are, well see for yourself

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thewashambro 11 points ago +11 / -0

Still, even for google not to hide this is remarkable. He's even above Obama.

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LesboPregnancyScare 8 points ago +8 / -0

That is true. Im surprised the graphic today isnt one of some non-white person who wrote an irrelevant poem 255 years ago that no one knows about

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thewashambro 4 points ago +4 / -0

If its was an irrelevant poem, it would certainly be by a white person. Atleast by their narrative.

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol, probably. how about "unheard of poet with unheard of poem"... that did not stand the test of time because it was not good/memorable, and now 255 years later is irrelevant

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Johnmatrix45 4 points ago +4 / -0

It quickly becomes a hive of scum and villainy after #4. Definitely a company wide google high alert when this is discovered.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol, HRC peeking out at the end there. "can I be great too?"

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scorpio_2049 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Humans” not sides of beef.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

greatest sides of beef of all time, #1

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ztrich007 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somehow someone from google will see this post and change the search results by hand, mark my word

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cant wait for George Washington Carver, "the peanut guy" to replace Trump in this data set.

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DwellerMike 4 points ago +4 / -0

Waiting for him to suddenly disapear

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CarpenterRichard 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's up for me too.

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NikolasConservative 4 points ago +4 / -0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’d be cool if he stayed #2 to Abe

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Itateeverybody 3 points ago +3 / -0

How the fuck is Charlemagne not on there?

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freedom_bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Google changing algorithm in 3... 2...

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Patriotic-2A-Addict 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had to verify this for myself, it's true folks.👍🏻🇺🇸

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MemeWarsVet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy Kek.

This checks out!

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Joeret 3 points ago +3 / -0

Until Google catches wind of it.

Edit: #1 in pictures

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Blurpy 3 points ago +3 / -0

how do I upvote it, just click on his pic?

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KeepingAmericaGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try it, the top ones are all Americans.

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xxxMAGA420xxx 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I check now they list Muhammed as number 1, then Isaac Newton.

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The_red_hat 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do we move Him left ?

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

one to go

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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DeepWinter 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yup its true!!!!

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unique_string 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'll take Pythagorus, the Wright Brothers and thousands of other brilliant brains in between them before I drop an infintessimal of admiration on a politician

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unique_string 0 points ago +1 / -1

lol

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Butcher_bear 1 point ago +2 / -1

JFK was a flagrant homosexual, who's faggot boyfriend lived with him in the White House. They even named the Lunar Lander "Lem" after him.

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redditadminssuckit [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

Moron..."LEM" means Lunar Excursion Module.

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Butcher_bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was also JFKs childhood best friend, who lived in the white House with him. And was his sodomite faggot friend who admitted to giving him blowjobs. Yes, they made LEM have a relevant acronym, but it was still the name of his boyfriend. You, are a retard.