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deleted 121 points ago +122 / -1
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PyroSphere 70 points ago +71 / -1

ITTOO

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Super_Duper_Wall 58 points ago +58 / -0

Indelible in the hippocampus is the laughter

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DrBJTester 21 points ago +21 / -0

My hippocampus came to post this.

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one3five 18 points ago +18 / -0

my amygdala waves hi to your hippocampus

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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Gold-Eyed-Cat 11 points ago +11 / -0

My beach friends agree!

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bill_in_texas 4 points ago +4 / -0

amygdala

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christosgnosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

wasn't that like a Doors song?

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DrBJTester 4 points ago +4 / -0

We could be "beach friends" waves back to amygdala hi

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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wonderfulusa 6 points ago +6 / -0

IF LOVING THIS MEME IS WRONG, I DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

PETER STRZOK IN DRAG! The Facebook photo the press used of her looks NOTHING like that woman who testified!!!!!!!! Who was fat and had a completely different face. No wonder they scrubbed all of her social media!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +3 / -1

At one point she had the same duper’s delight (a smile ppl can’t control when happy ab lying)- the same as Strzok and his demon excorcism!

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Long_time_lurker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why can't you ignorant rubes just understand that even though I can't remember a single detail of anything, including what year this happened, that it's indelible in my hippocampus? Don't tell me you people simple forget things after long enough. If that was true there would be some kind of forgetting curve. And there would be some sort of legal ruling, too, because there's no way our legal system would never figure that out. What? No, I don't know what Turnbull directions are, why do you ask?

  • Ballsy Ford, probably
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Super_Duper_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

This guy legals

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redgreenyellowblu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uproarious

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KylesRifle 12 points ago +12 / -0

XIRTOO

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ProtectFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

HESHETOO

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MAGAPlenty 2 points ago +2 / -0

TWO DOORS TWO SCOOPS

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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LugNuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

IT'S MA'AM!!!

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YoungSpice94 1 point ago +1 / -0

who?

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IJustWannaLurk 64 points ago +65 / -1

This photo raped my eyes

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WhitePowerRanger 28 points ago +29 / -1

He’s not wrong! The light did penetrate his cornea against his will!

Science!

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MHCIII 7 points ago +7 / -0

Rape is actually a spectrum

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IAmTheSenate 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Some people did something"

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The-Trumpologist 24 points ago +25 / -1

They're going with children and her faith this time

Which might actually be worse than Kav

Demonrats never cease to shock me

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Long_time_lurker 11 points ago +12 / -1

Actually, simply existing is racist according to them.

That's why you have to be "anti-racist" by doing whatever they tell you to do, which usually involves "deconstructing" your own "privilege" in order to create new privileges that benefit them.

What? You thought that they wanted to get rid of privilege entirely? Hahah, that's not how communism has ever worked. They're not really trying to get rid of all concentrations of wealth and capital, or you wouldn't see rich socialist leaders surrounded by impoverished peasants as has so often happened, especially in places like North Korea. They're simply trying to put the concentrations of wealth and capital in their own hands.

Same as the anarchists who are used by people who want to make a new state out of the remains of the old ones after encouraging the anarchists to tear it down for them, they're simply useful idiots who are easily manipulated into being pawns.

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The-Trumpologist 9 points ago +10 / -1

White people shouldn't adopt children from other races

Progressives 🤝 Nazis

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featherwinglove 6 points ago +7 / -1

Adopting any children violates women's reproductive rights!!

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 6 points ago +7 / -1

They might actually be okay with it this time. Consider the following line of reasoning:

ACB bad -> ACB adopting Haitians is bad -> sketchy things can happen in the Haitian adoption scene -> Clinton Foundation Mortuary Services wants to know your location

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No_Malarkey_Joe 2 points ago +3 / -1

Oh that party has already been started. https://mobile.twitter.com/DrIbram/status/1309916696296198146

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Digitaliberty 21 points ago +22 / -1

“She ate a burrito without a mask once. Reeheehee.”

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Pelviskick 20 points ago +21 / -1

Inedible in the hippopotamus...

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MagaCat45 17 points ago +18 / -1

Sure wish Kavenaugh would of taken all these hoaxers to court.

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Ronald_Dregan 12 points ago +13 / -1

Defamation suits for claims about public figures are incredibly hard to prevail on. The standard is very high.

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zabbers 8 points ago +9 / -1

We need to fix this. Trump agrees.

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PawsOfMotion 5 points ago +6 / -1

Needs to remain reasonable though. Otherwise people could be in court for conjecture about Hillary's email servers etc..

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christosgnosis 2 points ago +3 / -1

she needed to be investigated on perjury - she was caught up in multiple lies in her sworn testimony - and there's a conspiracy angle with that former FBI agent friend that she got together with to concoct the whole charade

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FormerGraveheart 2 points ago +2 / -0

If we had a real AG, that could actually happen. Maybe after the election.

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generated_name 5 points ago +6 / -1

Could he though? Since the majority of it was done in a senate hearing; doesn't that automatically protect them from a dramatization suite.

I know that's how it works with court filings.

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Mr_Noh 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes, anything said on the floor of either house (including subcommittee rooms) that isn't treason, felony, or breach of the peace, is explicitly protected by the Constitution (Art I, Sec 6).

The media, on the other hand, doesn't have quite as solid of protection, though to be fair at that point there wasn't the Nick Sandmann precedent.

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Brofessor 13 points ago +14 / -1

The briefly met at a party 20 years ago. Amy put her jugs in his face.

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deplorablepatriot 13 points ago +14 / -1

Muh Him-pocampus.

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King_of_China 11 points ago +12 / -1

hahahaha

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 11 points ago +11 / -0

Butt stuff.

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WhitePowerRanger 16 points ago +16 / -0

“From now on, it will no longer be HUSBAND AND WIFE. You will be. BUTT BUDDIES. Instead of being MARRIED. you will be referred to as. BUUUUUTT BUUUUUDIES”

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xBigCoffinHunter 9 points ago +10 / -1

Lmao

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Sea_Still 8 points ago +9 / -1

Believe all whatever that thing is!

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Justin_Bailey 8 points ago +9 / -1

It’s ma’am.

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KekProphet 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'LL SHOW YOU A SIR

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No_Malarkey_Joe 0 points ago +1 / -1

It's Lieutenant-Colonel Ma'am

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deplorablepatriot 7 points ago +8 / -1

Indelible in muh penis.

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SirGreatNose1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dana Carvey is hilarious!

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DemonkkkRatSlavers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soooo glad he's bringing back his Garth character.

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Smellsfishy 6 points ago +6 / -0

On a serious note how the fuck is it possible non of these people get prosecuted for lying under oath. Fuck me I might start reeeeeeeeeing

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HyperCarbs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here come the white privilege hit pieces. Also, where is the REEEE war we were told was starting?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

"She cornered me on a dark street with a noose and said meet my bleach friends!" -- ChriSayAnything BribesMe ForIt

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jiujiujiu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Muh Epididymis!

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Rossphi 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ouch! Muh hippocampus!

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mateus 4 points ago +4 / -0

In all seriousness, I have to wonder about the mental health of a woman who'd fall apart into a bag o' tears as Ford did 30+ years after what sounded like a stolen kiss--and that's if you believe her.

Plus, if any of my college professors delivered a lecture in that constipated, high-pitched voice, I'd have gotten up and left.

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nautilus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her health is fine, and she knew what she was doing. She wanted to be a martyr for women everywhere, instead of just a disappointment to her friends and family (who didn't support her).

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

We all have our standards. Only a nut job would behave as she did.

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MHCIII 4 points ago +4 / -0

Watch a Soyboi give a harrowing account of how she lured him to a "gang rape" and pressured him to take another man into his mouth... MSM reports...

Then we'll discover it was a childhood friend who went to Church with her family on Sunday morning and watch people take Communion.

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Pdjco658 4 points ago +5 / -1

he sad she jumped on top of him and rubbed the WAP on his face.

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jcd_007 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seriously though, why hasn’t she been charged with perjury for what she did to Kavanaugh?

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SwordandBored11 3 points ago +3 / -0

See, they'd never do this, because that would mean they're admitting that women are capable of committing rape, and they've been doing mental gymnastics for decades to avoid that.

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TheContrarian2 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's MAMM!

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ellen DeGeneres

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Fiscal22 3 points ago +4 / -1

WHAT is that?

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kekNation 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would make the last name Dodge and give it the nickname of “Charger” since that’s what it does. Fake charges

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HolaPendejos 3 points ago +3 / -0

Andy Dick has really bulked up

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NOTWOKE 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hahahhaahahaha Awesome! So good

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christosgnosis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hah!

Not a believable charge, of course, because Catholics would never permit communion participation for non-Catholics

So Amy's safe on that one :-)

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Mr_Noh 2 points ago +2 / -0

The claims against Kavanaugh weren't believable, either, but that didn't stop leftists from making them.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Muh Handma'am's Tale!!

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Party on Wayne!"

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

She once stole an almond joy from me.

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Airvh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, your a dude!

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, I'm sorry, but i would actually like to see them try this for the LOLs

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MAGANatsFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chevy vs Ford. Nice.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂🤣😂🤣

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Gosh_darn_hotdog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Garth?

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MAGAMatt 2 points ago +2 / -0

You honestly could have just used a picture of Garth.

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Gravemind94 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did there, and it's hilarious

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DefaultFreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

How do you guys do this?

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mechgeek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meme magic continues to deliver