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Ronald_Dregan 310 points ago +310 / -0

I'm literally puking right now. LMFAO. Why do NPCs love the word LITERALLY?

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LurkNoMore 123 points ago +123 / -0

I literally was about to ask that. Literally.

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JuanTitor 43 points ago +43 / -0

We need to make English great again! Take back our vocabulary!

But seriously, what is the replacement word to literally mean "literally"? Actually? "I am actually puking right now" when vomit is indeed spewing from my face.

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Ronald_Dregan 9 points ago +9 / -0

You just MEGA'd u/KafkaGoesWest. Hemingway and Faulkner would be proud.

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JuanTitor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clearly they had both a mask and one of those plastic face shields on, so the vomit, instead of soiling their hands and covering the screen of their smartphone, was blowing out the mask onto their face and running down their shirt.

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PawsOfMotion 2 points ago +3 / -1

'totally' is the best drop-in replacement for my taste

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IamWearingaDress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking. Just search and replace literally with fucking. It used to mean something and now it doesn't.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unironically.

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JuanTitor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did use a joking tone, but I 100% agree that we can't let them hijack the language. A good place to start would be "man" and "woman."

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Objectively.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +3 / -1

Literally. Synonym: Metaphorically

I hate that they've ruined this word. I resort to using "unironically."

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you mean antonym. Metaphorically is the exact opposite of literally.

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MakeAmericaLegendary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately, I didn't mean antonym. According to dictionary.com, "literally: in effect : VIRTUALLY —used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible"

The fact that literally and metaphorically are synonyms in many contexts now is stupid.

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Silken_Sky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same with the words “man”, “woman”, and “marriage”.

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thewashambro 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why'd you have to say that? C'mon man!

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thewashambro 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why'd you have to say that? C'mon man!

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thewashambro 2 points ago +3 / -1

Why'd you have to say that? C'mon man!

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are literally using it wrong. (I literally used it correctly there)

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DairyBoy 28 points ago +29 / -1

I dunno, but it’s really easy to spot em in real life when they use this word. It’s usually used incorrectly too which makes it even funnier/easy to mock.

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Ronald_Dregan 32 points ago +32 / -0

It's the "valley-girl" talk of NPC faggots.

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lerm4comptroller 6 points ago +6 / -0

My God... "Literally" is just "totally." We cracked the code.

Every time you read "literally," just replace it with "totally" and it sounds straight out of the mouth of a Valley Girl in 1997, and it actually makes sense.

"I'm totally puking I'm so upset right now you guys!"

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IncredibleMrE1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Acktschyoooooooouhlly

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anishr 5 points ago +5 / -0

NOW I'm lidurully puking

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jjacksonRIAB 1 point ago +1 / -0

The "uncanny valley girl" NPC.

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MyUsername 8 points ago +8 / -0

I sometimes use it, then I feel gross because I sound like one of these cucks. lol

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use it too, but that's because it has become common slang.

I try to catch myself when I say it, but I also tend to say it more when I am specifically and openly over exaggerating.

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PremiumCracker 19 points ago +19 / -0

Because they do t understand what "figuratively" means

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0095D 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say exactly this.

Well, not exactly. I would say "don't" instead of "do t." Damn kids and your "new ways."

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PremiumCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol forgot my "n"

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Erikabodereka 15 points ago +15 / -0

because they’re lazy, lack creativity and lack high level communication skills.

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Vonsey 6 points ago +6 / -0

They are self-diagnosed autistics with a laundry list of other bullshit victim stamps