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South_Florida_Guy 192 points ago +193 / -1

Imagine being a total faggot.

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kag45 146 points ago +146 / -0

Imagine having to cover up a wife beater on your chest with a wife beater.

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Spudster 32 points ago +32 / -0

Underrated comment

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davidmode 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not on my watch!

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FullAutoFlintlock 18 points ago +18 / -0

I have only but one uproot.

underrated.

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guitarmastershredder 38 points ago +38 / -0

A total fisted asshole faggot

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Food4thought 21 points ago +21 / -0

That hand is missing the dildo in it.

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RegularAmerican 11 points ago +11 / -0

He should have got it on his ass cheek so the fist can be closer to where he wants it

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_-Th0r-_ 16 points ago +16 / -0

Came here to say this screams of a gay fantasy.

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DrBJTester 34 points ago +34 / -0

That's the damn truth pede.

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FiDollaMilkshake 19 points ago +19 / -0

NAME

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ThatOneGuyonPoint 17 points ago +17 / -0

WAS

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CovefefeREEEE 15 points ago +15 / -0

SETH

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DrBJTester 12 points ago +12 / -0

RICH

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WeinerLapTop 11 points ago +11 / -0

SETH

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DefaultFreedom 10 points ago +10 / -0

RICH

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Fabius 16 points ago +16 / -0

Misspelled Cannon Hinnant.

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Wankerton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look if BLM was all about Philando Castile sure I'd agree with that case 100%. But since he was killed by a Hispanic guy no on cares.

You can see that they really want a narrative.

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GodzillaTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also in the video after he admits to having a gun the officer says “dont reach” and Philando says “i have to reach..” and proceeds to reach for his wallet... I dont believe Philando was going to reach for the gun but i think when he said that the cop who had probably seen or heard about traffic stops turned fatal started to fear that this was about to happen to him. Tragic situation but it made sense why he was not found not guilty of a crime.

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Wankerton 2 points ago +2 / -0

The officer was confusing. Philando was pretty jumpy. Shitty situation but as far as I know he wasn't a piece of human garbage.

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GodzillaTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed....he was one of the few law abiding citizens to end up on the wrong side of things...but even law abiding citizens need to give the police no reasons to feel unsafe...dont move keep your hands on the wheel dont say anything unless asked a question and dont do anything unless asked to ...its really not that hard

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Sansa_Belt 82 points ago +84 / -2

That will not age well.

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ExecuteOrdr66 [S] 80 points ago +80 / -0

It was shit on day one

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Sansa_Belt 17 points ago +17 / -0

The truth. But unlike a fine wine, and some cheeses, this will ripen eternally, getting stronger as each day passes.

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FullAutoFlintlock 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know.. I had some cheese aged 30 years in a cave. it was amazing.

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Sansa_Belt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no, I meant that certain wines and some cheeses are meant to be aged... that they refine, themselves becoming more complex and enjoyable... you know, Scotch Whiskey. Whereas this tat will molder, go to vinegar, and be the "no regrats" until it is removed or somehow covered.

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

His cheese will be "frumunda" cheese

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Rainman 13 points ago +13 / -0

NO REGERTS

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jubyeonin 9 points ago +9 / -0

*NO RAGRETS

https://youtu.be/CO9ysLspb4Q

"I love all the letters"

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LurkNoMore 4 points ago +4 / -0

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

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Malahidael 52 points ago +52 / -0

Wife getting banged this very moment to show solidarity with black lives matter

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alienjesus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good cuck. You’re on Facebook and Twitter fighting for justice while she’s being serviced.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

While he was getting a tattoo, wife was getting dick from JaN'Te'Veonn

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marsajane1949 42 points ago +43 / -1

WOW LMAO what a loser!!! hahaha imagine him explaining this in 20 years LMAO

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

And your mom was into this game called cuckoldry, and that's why you don't look anything like daddy, jamal.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Jamal" is white spelling. Proper spelling is "JxaeMMaHLQL!!xD#precious"

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sure laser tattoo removal will only improve as time passes.

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Lordkek 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shout out to all the TDS sufferers who got anti-trump tattoos. I hate him so much I’ll put his name on my body forever! Lol

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Billionaired 26 points ago +27 / -1

It’s missing the dick. Can someone please photoshop the dick!!

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Dumdum 7 points ago +7 / -0

This 👆

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FullAutoFlintlock -1 points ago +3 / -4

r/suddenlygay

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JustHereForTheSalmon 19 points ago +19 / -0

He must be a big fan of his adult cinema work, and been fisted himself several times.

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BlackJack1776 18 points ago +18 / -0

That tat will be a dandy conversation starter.... in the prison yard.

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ExecuteOrdr66 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

What better way to break the ice and tell them you love being fucked by black guys?

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T__X 13 points ago +13 / -0

And feminists deserve liberal "men" for boyfriends.

It's very yin yang.

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jamrs 2 points ago +2 / -0

They often cheat on their liberal boyfriends with real men (that they otherwise can't stand)

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yallsegregationist 12 points ago +12 / -0

it’s george kirby, bigot!

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NoFsLeft 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine being a grandpa and all your little grandchildren raise their teeny tiny fingers at him/her/they and laugh.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are his wife's boyfriend's children.

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Sansa_Belt 10 points ago +10 / -0

A brief tat story. I have a buddy who wanted to get his first tattoo. Now mind you, this is when the only people with tattoos were bikers, and members of the military by-and-large. The explosion in barbed wire around the bicep was just on the cusp, and tribal tats weren't even a thought yet.

My buddy fell into the first category. And this was also that a time in the state of Massachusetts that tattoo parlors were illegal. Well not the parlors, but the activity of tattooing... I use the term "parlor" for the added spice of the era. In any case, to thwart the man, Bikers would either travel, or have a tattoo party where a venue was secured, a private home or elsewhere, where the tattoo artists could set up. And in this case, three tattoo artists were solicited to do their thing at a designated location for a couple of days over a weekend. Word goes out, and customers show up and get scheduled. The tattooists liked it too, because their customers were lined up and enthusiastic with cash-in-hand, and Uncle Sam's hand was nowhere to be found.

So my buddy, let's call him Monk, well Monk decided that he wanted a tattoo of a wolf baying at the moon from a rocky outcrop on a hillside. And this was not a simple silhouette profile of a wolf, but included high detail.

Now, the tattooist that Monk selected was indeed a genuinely talented artists. He could create photo-realstic type gray-shaded images and was just as adept at color. This was also a time that the "flash" tattoos of Mom with a heart, the bluebird, the panther, and the four-leaf clover, were still common, and Taz (the Tasmanian Devil from Loony Toons) was the choice of the newer single tat person.

Well ol' Monk set up his time slot after having mulled it over for a day. Now Monk was no stranger to flammable libations. He favored rum and Coke, or gin and tonic, but anything would do in-a-pinch. And so he imbibed, shot pool, played darts, shot-the-shit, and burned time 'til his chair-time was due. And as it so happens, this tatto artist was also a drinker. And the danger at these gatherings was that there was no storefront and the regulations associated to curb certain behaviors. So a tat artist who drank, could drink to excess as they cared. And this one had a taste for whiskey, and there was no shortage of free shots of bourbon from his admirers. Well, I was not a tea-totaller by any means, but I was let's say keeping an eye on things, so my intake was limited to an occasional beer over the day. And started to note that this tattoo artist was getting properly sloshed, and his quality of output was diminishing accordingly.

Now, this amused me somewhat, that te ubion of a drunk patron and a drunk tattoo artist... well ya gets what you gets. But Monk, he was a friend, so I took him aside and cautioned him by telling him my thoughts on the likely quality of the image that would be permanently inked onto left pec. But Monk being Monk, and inebriation being what it is, he ignored my advice and forged ahead.

So Monk got his tatto. And he was quite proud to show off his new ink, and walked over to me to ask my opinion of his wolf baying at the moon, and I gave it to him. I told Monk, "It looks like a german shepherd taking a bite out of a pepperoni pizza", because indeed it did. Monk looked at me and wandered over to the bathrrom where there was a decent mirror. While he did that, I notified a couple of other security-minded individuals that there was a good chance that Monk might exit that bathroom slightly agitated. And bingo, I was right. He had every intention of killing that tattooist. So, we all had fun, it was lively for a bit, and the tattooist had to take a ride off-site to safety.

A fucking dog taking a bite from a pepperoni pizza (on its side), I shit you not. Fortunately for dear old Monk, unless he's shirtless, you cannot see it. Perhaps by now, he's had it removed or reworked. Monk moved away years ago now, but occasionally I remember that day and the look on his face... precious.

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Sansa_Belt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Were it done with that spirit in-mind, I would agree. However, this particular tattoo had no redeeming qualities. It was the tattoo that mom would put on the refrigerator with a magnet when you were 3.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was the tattoo that mom would put on the refrigerator...

So metal.

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agreed... Specially if it has extra cheese!!!

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brutustyberius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don’t be Monk.

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SwampView 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought huh, that guys older than me and he probably has some proper stories. The Sansa Belt moniker pretty much confirms my first assumption.

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Wypepo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Haha that gave me a good chuckle

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JohnMcCainsTumors 8 points ago +8 / -0

Imagine being this fucking stupid

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Hillarysudders 7 points ago +7 / -0

A good spot to put a knee down on...

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Democrit 6 points ago +6 / -0

A true faggot

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BeMeBeBee 6 points ago +6 / -0

Major homo vibes

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is one of the worst tattoos to try to cover up. Those little lines in the commie fist are nothing. It's basically a solid black circle on his chest with some lines over it and under it.

You done messed up, A-Aron!

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cob05 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why not just get an "I love black cock!" tattoo and get it over with?

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Jsmitty112 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well this fag will be paying for a coverup once he gets his next stimulus check or after selling his food stamps

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Bablonis 4 points ago +4 / -0

it looks like that hand is to jerk somebody off

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ikuyas 4 points ago +4 / -0

He might as well have "I am dumb" tatto.

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steve_jerbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

gayyyyyyyyyyy

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I_no_asshoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just made himself an unfuckable joke for the rest of his life!

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chloebanana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, he spelled his name wrong; it’s George Curby

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Enihilism 2 points ago +2 / -0

He better stay out of prison with that tattoo.

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ExecuteOrdr66 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

George Floyd avoided prison with this one simple trick!

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a very feminine penis. Leave my beard alone dipshit.

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Fabius 1 point ago +4 / -3

I tend to agree.

Most alphas I've seen are clean shaven. It's usually the betas with beards.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

It used to be alpha AF. Then all the soyboys realized they can look like a real man without actually having to be one in any way whatsoever. So naturally they exploded in popularity amongst the cucks. Now many of the real alphas are going back to clean shaven so they don't have to be associated with the soy boy cucks. Watch the muslims start shaving once they see these faggots starting to jack their look.

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jamrs 0 points ago +1 / -1

Location is important here. Are you talking about in a metro area? You're probably right. Are you talking about in the country or anywhere else? Nah, beards are badass.

I don't have one for the record, neither does anyone in my immediate circle. So I'm not defending myself here.

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leroynumber3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if he’s seen George Floyd’s porno yet.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

His wife surely has

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SirGreatNose1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was it cheaper without the punctuation?

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Cicero1992 2 points ago +2 / -0

The dude who overdosed himself, is that who your talking about?

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol...who's that?...thats like 2 news cycles ago...

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MagnanimousDonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

NO REGERTS

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Pedeberrycrunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Moobs, check

Neck beard, check

Virtue signaling tattoos to protect yourself when in prison later, check.

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OldsmobileRocket 2 points ago +2 / -0

SOY BOY

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Freetrial 2 points ago +2 / -0

.... Even as a Tattoo that shit is jack. I guarantee in 5 years he'll be asking for a cover-up or laser removal.

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Rusty_Bungus 1 point ago +1 / -0

what a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard LOLOLOL

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Dudemanfoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think "he" should just get an Ace of Spades tattoo...

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MaverickRobot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here, let me try

Fen. Ta. Nyl. Did I pronounce that correctly?

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T471 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does this mean he was fisted by George while Beyonce's song "say my name" is playing in the back ground ?

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Barkz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder how these tatoos will go over in federal prison after they get arrested rioting lol

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septictanksniper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh God I hope he never gets arrested