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DefendTheInnocent 238 points ago +239 / -1

It's the intensity with which he sets off on each new mid-sentence thought that really is the cherry on top.

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NotDrunk 26 points ago +27 / -1

A blindly written Mad Lib book would still make more sense.

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SirWilliam 7 points ago +7 / -0

Com'on man, we gotta get rid of those dachshunds!

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artarious 24 points ago +32 / -8

I look at this differently and thus pity him. I think he is a relatively smart man over all and it must be terrible not to be able to get out the words he is trying to say, which is what this looks like.

Not to be confused with his other stuttering bullshit hes done his whole life. This different and new to the past year.

Cognitively I think he is mostly there, but he can't even voice a single complete sentence once he gets even a little excited. Do we really want someone who is declining SO FUCKING FAST as president? Fuck, I wouldn't even want him as an announcer at a basketball game!

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BigFreedomBoner 45 points ago +48 / -3

He's a psychopath. I'll save my sympathy for the countries he victimized.

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artarious 9 points ago +9 / -0

Very true on both accounts. I said pity though, not sympathy. Same goes for that bitch who just died. Rachel? Rose? Rebecca? Whatever the old bitch's name is, I'm glad her evil is gone. Feel bad for the family because they lost a loved one....but not that she is dead.

One can have pity and even sympathy and still hate the person you know.

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SnowflakeJuice 5 points ago +5 / -0

This isn't a speech or verbalization issue. This is dementia. His verbalization is reflective and parallel to his mental state

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Guruchild 16 points ago +16 / -0

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My grave meat-locker horse. It was worse.

You magnificent, valorous worry. And... Go shit measure your unclear, nose in a stretch! You parsnip. I never had an enchanted snail but then handball was freely conceived and hill briskly wrestle on round zipper. May your mask be impressed by a skilled nicety. Your clumsy pear.

You sand. I think the leisure is missed. You might be a gorgeous smoke. You biases. Your scorched imbecile. Why would your transfer ever think that? My dull van. It was definitive, you positive example. I examine. That is smart. I thought not, but then bench the forceful to mug close class. Go heat your stupid next drawer in a monger. I want to go cornholing your light-hearted rule over your shoulder and pretend your I love you oh, so much. until you skirt eat mission. Holy limit of crossly!

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HCQaddict 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's simple. C'mon.

There's no crying in baseball. I've had times where I never gave up. This is, look. It's not rocket science!

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BuSpocky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Poor guy. I really feel sorry for him.

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AdmrlNelson 17 points ago +17 / -0

And the anchor just nods as if this is the way normal people think and speak..

Media walking in lockstep with the Dems is sickening

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MAGA_APN 6 points ago +6 / -0

This has been the story for probably last 30 years

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Deaduponaviral 16 points ago +16 / -0

It’s like his brain is trying to start an engine and its having problems turning over.

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dontCensorMeBro 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ever noticed, that as soon as he loses track, he just ends it with

"Look man, we can't let this man (Trump) get away with what HE is doing!!!"

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Greatest_adventure 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t it obvious, his handlers instruct him to run with the ‘stop Trump’ mantra.

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rationalforce 2 points ago +2 / -0

You want him to do you so much that you could do anything! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv61yEcOqpw