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HillarysHairyAss 500 points ago +502 / -2

That was the most incoherent run-on sentence I’ve ever heard.

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Hilldawg4Prison [S] 346 points ago +347 / -1

Dems trying to run out the clock because it's becoming increasingly obvious Biden has dementia or alzheimers.

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MisterClean 174 points ago +178 / -4

Nothing a little adrenochrome and methamphetamine can't fix

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BestTimeToBAlive 81 points ago +84 / -3

aderral will do the trick

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SFgayDude4Trump 72 points ago +73 / -1

Yeup he's jacked up on something.

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Smubbs 9 points ago +10 / -1

I almost feel like meth/adderall would make it way worse

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BigMikesBlackCock 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too bad his adrenochrome dealer was clintoned

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bellcurvestrikesback -14 points ago +4 / -18

Adrenochrome jokes are my pet peeve because too many actually believe in it

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deleted 11 points ago +11 / -0
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bloodyminded 3 points ago +4 / -1

You don't understand. It's because the elite are all alien lizard vampire Jew Mexican Anunaki Atlantean Liliputian Martians from Alpha Centauri, who require Adrenochrome to survive in our time stream, man!

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sgt_richard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or both..

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Little late for that.

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ThinkMoose 137 points ago +137 / -0

There is NO way he is getting on a debate stage with Trump.

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Please_Clap 57 points ago +58 / -1

Joe Biden and Donald Trump will NEVER meet face-to-face.

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alexnader 31 points ago +31 / -0

I hate that you are very likley to be right.

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Notablitheringidiot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump Election II: The Dementia of Biden.

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DickJohnson 2 points ago +3 / -1

Tuesday

Cleveland, Ohio

$100

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zooty 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone needs to make a countdown timer.

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HumanSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

last-minute cancel. i can't see it happening. it would be better to make up some fake excuse and take their chances with that than rolling the dice. even without Biden's mental issues Trump would crush him in a debate. But with his issues, it would be really, really bad.

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TenScoops 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe got the Wuflu and mommy Jill locks him up in the basement

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voyager40 49 points ago +49 / -0

He will "get covid" as an excuse to not show up.

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably the best cartoon they've done so far. 👍👍

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Gingersmom2009 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jill or a "staffer".

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +3 / -1

I bet it will be “Dr” Jill.

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ThaDtothaOtothaN 7 points ago +7 / -0

How can you get COVID if you don't go outside and when you do you have everyone in safe space circles? That would ruin the entire narrative of COVID if he magically got it.

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GodGunsGuitars 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also how can you run the country if everyone has to be in these retarded circles?

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ClownTamer 28 points ago +28 / -0

They could use it as a surprise reveal for Kamala taking the lead on the ticket. Say Biden got Covid or had a stroke or thought it was time for a black woman to lead. Her family already has a good track record of managing slaves.

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TenScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

nope.. Joe he'll get a positive Chinaflu test and that's it

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Keiichi81 48 points ago +49 / -1

*Biden stutteringly rambles on incoherently for 20+ seconds*

MSNBC: *smiles and nods*

*Trump misspells "coffee" in a 6AM tweet*

MSNBC: "Is this proof of Trump's cognitive decline? Up next, our 8-person panel discusses how the 25th Amendment may be utilized to remove an unfit president from office."

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kjj9 12 points ago +12 / -0

That reminds me. I need to go rile up r/politics between now and Tuesday.

One fun method: find the most suicidal-looking post and reply with something like "Don't worry, his whole staff is preparing to invoke the 22nd amnemdnet to remove him from office." They get pissed if they bother to look it up.

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Sumarongi 43 points ago +43 / -0

Wanna get ri-rid of bad cops as m-much as n-no bad lawyers wanna get rid of bad law-uh-uh g-good lawyers wanna get rid of bad lawyers and docs and- but violence is never acceptable. That's w- the one thing I gotta-we gotta communicate, John. Joh-uh look, the whole notion of whats going on here is we cannot let a-uh have an excuse for him to uh-avoid what needs to be done.

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FuckRioters 17 points ago +17 / -0

I think I can understand Spanish more easily than whatever the fuck he said. And I've never studied Spanish.

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Picador_20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe's rant sounds like it was translated from Esperanto.

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MagnanimousDonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

!Ay, caramba!

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b2acctx 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the hell did I just watch?

Thank you for the transcript. Still makes no sense.

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CaffinZ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Porky Pig as a politician.

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Miasmo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perfect.

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CaffinZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's all, folks!

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MonsterSteve 29 points ago +29 / -0

at no point in your rambling incoherent response were you close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

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magabigleague2 11 points ago +11 / -0

The host nodding and smiling didn't seem to think it was incoherent lmao

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VanStiggles 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was the most shocking part of the clip. We know Joe has lost it, but how much of a spineless fucking sellout are you to just sit there smiling and nodding, pretending he is ok.