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Guruchild 111 points ago +114 / -3

This professor, your wartime and other nuts became a lewd principal. You argued to me as an accurate cloud, just like her background exploiting. Your chess and mid-courses were a curved writing. You shoved to me as a neighborly medicine, just like her strikers jestering. My master is right. I can bathe my link with a tight carrot, I hope. I thought your spectacle was too magnificent to smile a time-honored page. He said you were the "tone!" Your proverbial aptitude was weaseling animals and prosecuted with an audacious garlic. Your thumb should be smashed by that live steel floor. An enemies. Well a galaxy of beauties your warped girl regularly delivered a deserted gliding. You challenge as they drop, the "society."

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BestTimeToBAlive 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Wanna get ri-rid of bad cops as muh-much as ya know bad lawyers. Wanna get rid of bad uh luh uh good lawyers wanna get rid of bad lawyers and docks and but violence is never acceptable. That's wha the one thing I gotta we gotta communicate, John, Joh look... the whole notion if what's going on here is we cannot let have an excuse for him to avoid what needs to be done."

– Joe Biden (verbatim)

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BestTimeToBAlive 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh! I wish I had them all saved!!

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Kornstalx 26 points ago +26 / -0

This exchange feels exactly like a 23 year old Onion article.

https://www.theonion.com/alzheimers-sufferers-demand-cure-for-pancakes-1819564346

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Guruchild 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's definitely a tact to be taken here by our real leader to address mental health care.

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walls4america 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was this planned or what?...After I clicked on your link and started reading it, the article was divided by an automatically rotating slide show of images to other stories. The first image that showed was a photo of Biden with a link to that story. I don't know what the Biden article was about because it went on to other images. But it was fitting enough for this article. LOL

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Kornstalx 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Onion is a very, very old satire news site. It was a print newspaper before the 90s. That Alzheimer's article is one of the ones I can never forget, along with Clinton deploying Very Special Forces.

https://politics.theonion.com/clinton-deploys-very-special-forces-to-iraq-1819565019

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WarViper1337 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Onion used to be pretty good back in the day. Now it's total shit. Good thing the Babylon Bee came along.

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Tookens 16 points ago +17 / -1

I can bathe my link with a tight carrot, I hope.

lmao

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Walleyevision 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now who can argue with that? I’m glad these young children were here to listen to something rarely expressed in this day and age

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Agent_Orange 16 points ago +16 / -0

Okay, let me try Joe-Speak:

"I got better looking girls that important? Because I said so! If you ain't same. Now let's get to work and finish what's what Barak and finish what's what's what's what Barak, I can definitely say I am without a doubt the accomplishments of my good brother, Barak and finish what. After all the planet. Why is than he ever has. That Corvette of mine is a really knew what's what Barak, I can definitely say I am without a doubt the accomplishments of my good brother, Barak and finish what. After all the s..., you know, the thing!"