Amy Coney Barrett sexually assaulted me at a high school party. Her and her friend had me alone in a bedroom and she fell on top of me. Now, I don't know what day or even year it happened. Or what house it happened in. And all the people I say were there don't recall the incident. But I told my therapist recently that this incident is forever burned into my hippocampus. Please help spread my story so I can tell my story in front of the senate judiciary committee. By the way, I have a fear of all mechanical travel, so I must traverse the country from LA to DC by horse and buggy. It should only take 45 days. Thank you!
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I’d get on a train with ACB...the TRUMP TRAIN
Guys - we need to take this seriously. DELAY EVERYTHING!! My two cats said that ACB fondled them in middle school and they are complete wrecks because of it. I bought them a scratching post but they only tear-up the sofa.. It breaks my heart...
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that was my dream too!
pound me too
Anybody remember back on Reddit when we had the MUH HIPPOCAMPUS flair? Good times
OMG! I'm shaking for you right now! And it's not from the bumpy buggy ride either. I'm literally shaking!
Indelible in muh hippocampus.
Wordsmith!
We must start a go fund me for this person!
"Amy Coney Barrett sexually assaulted me at a high school party."
Lucky bastard.
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Believe all men!!
Vacuum pussy sucked your dick up into her. There was nothing you could do