Storytime: A local politician tried to buy drugs from me in front of a cop in front of a police training center. I told him the good shit was on the internet.
I could take you to the leftfield parking lot with this theme.
Long story short: many criminals are stoopid Like the guys (YES PLURAL) that showed up at a drug raid - not a plain clothes cop in sight - and tried to buy heroin.
A friend I served with is now a prison guard. He says he is locked up in prison too with the inmates for his shift. He call it doing time in prison on the installment plan.
I heard a guy call a cop stupid as he was getting arrested. The cop said "Who's going to jail?" I said: "Technically, both of you."
That didn't go over well.
I still may be the only one that found it funny.
Cop didn't at least give a smirk?? Boooo
Nope. The cops and the genius just stared at me till I walked off to find my date.
(The guy tried to sell cocaine to a police lieutenant at a Fraternal Order of Police political fundraiser/meet the candidates event.)
Storytime: A local politician tried to buy drugs from me in front of a cop in front of a police training center. I told him the good shit was on the internet.
I could take you to the leftfield parking lot with this theme.
Long story short: many criminals are stoopid Like the guys (YES PLURAL) that showed up at a drug raid - not a plain clothes cop in sight - and tried to buy heroin.
A friend I served with is now a prison guard. He says he is locked up in prison too with the inmates for his shift. He call it doing time in prison on the installment plan.