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NautiFella 80 points ago +81 / -1

I heard a guy call a cop stupid as he was getting arrested. The cop said "Who's going to jail?" I said: "Technically, both of you."

That didn't go over well.

I still may be the only one that found it funny.

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StateFarmJeffsKhekis 30 points ago +30 / -0

Cop didn't at least give a smirk?? Boooo

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NautiFella 33 points ago +33 / -0

Nope. The cops and the genius just stared at me till I walked off to find my date.

(The guy tried to sell cocaine to a police lieutenant at a Fraternal Order of Police political fundraiser/meet the candidates event.)

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HCQaddict 8 points ago +8 / -0

Storytime: A local politician tried to buy drugs from me in front of a cop in front of a police training center. I told him the good shit was on the internet.

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NautiFella 3 points ago +3 / -0

I could take you to the leftfield parking lot with this theme.

Long story short: many criminals are stoopid Like the guys (YES PLURAL) that showed up at a drug raid - not a plain clothes cop in sight - and tried to buy heroin.

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Infidel 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Technically, both of you."

A friend I served with is now a prison guard. He says he is locked up in prison too with the inmates for his shift. He call it doing time in prison on the installment plan.

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