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Dereliction 126 points ago +126 / -0

Accidental self-awareness.

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SBOJ_JOBS 71 points ago +71 / -0

Even a clock is self-aware twice a day.

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daddywhippedcream 36 points ago +36 / -0

Even a clock is smarter than you on its best day

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Dr_Pooper 32 points ago +32 / -0

Listen fat, if your clocks on meth, you ain't black!

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Tardigrade 17 points ago +17 / -0

White clocks are just as fat and poor as smart clocks.

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Rainman 20 points ago +20 / -0

Freudian awareness

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