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posted ago by 2Aallday +24 / -0

I had $60 worth of signs pulled off my lawn by some butt hurt Democrat. I know it was one of my neighbors and there’s no fucking way I’m going to allow someone else to dictate what I do and do not do on my property or who I support so I have a blank sign and I want to put something on it. I figured I would ask you guys what would be funny to say on the sign that’s the same size as your standard political sign. I was gonna put “ Snowflakes stole my Trump signs“ With a :-( Wearing a pink pussy hat. Anyone else have any suggestions? And by the way I have a 4 x 6 banner on order and I may actually paint my shed roof to say Trump.

I had $60 worth of signs pulled off my lawn by some butt hurt Democrat. I know it was one of my neighbors and there’s no fucking way I’m going to allow someone else to dictate what I do and do not do on my property or who I support so I have a blank sign and I want to put something on it. I figured I would ask you guys what would be funny to say on the sign that’s the same size as your standard political sign. I was gonna put “ Snowflakes stole my Trump signs“ With a :-( Wearing a pink pussy hat. Anyone else have any suggestions? And by the way I have a 4 x 6 banner on order and I may actually paint my shed roof to say Trump.
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Mad_Hattie 4 points ago +6 / -2

Invest in a outdoor camera.

Booby trap the sign with barbed wire or electricity.

Post the video on bitchute.

Hilarity to be had.

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AsscreamKing1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Buy some cheap ones and rub them down with Poison Ivie or Oak. Another fun trick is DMSO you get from the health food store and mix it up with some rat poison, smear it on your sign and sa bingo! you got yourself some good old fashioned contact poison. Just be careful of kiddos and doggos. And don't touch it with bare hands! HAPPY BOOBIE TRAPPINGS TO YOU. 👍

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Slyhillary -1 points ago +2 / -3

Barbed wire, if not visible, would be considered an indiscriminate weapon. Or booby trap.

Most likely a felony if it caused bodily harm to anyone except yourself.

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Mad_Hattie 0 points ago +2 / -2

If someone trespasses onto your property and steals from you, that is. . .what?

It's like saying a thief cut their hands smashing your window so the homeowner is at fault.

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Slyhillary 1 point ago +3 / -2

Are windows designed to cause harm? Or do you have to break them, first, before they're dangerous?

I don't care if you become a felon by your own choice. But don't advocate others do and please try not to get arrested and convicted before the election. After that, I don't care.

Advocating for felonious behavior isn't smart. Not sure why this all needs to be said.

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Mad_Hattie 0 points ago +2 / -2

Booby trapping your own property is actually legal

Shocking, i know.

( pun intended)

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Slyhillary 0 points ago +1 / -1

And you went and down voted all my comments in my post history because your fee fees got hurt because someone is looking out for you.

Grow the fuck up

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Mad_Hattie 1 point ago +2 / -1

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

But its ok for you to do it, right?

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Slyhillary -2 points ago +1 / -3

Cite the law then.

You're making a claim you can't back up.

Indiscriminate harm is not legal. I take it you've never had any CCW training, either.

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Mad_Hattie 1 point ago +2 / -1

Actually, you made an unproven claim it was a felony and did not back it up.

Now you want me to prove you wrong without you doing the work that you were "right" in the first place?

Now you are linking CC to a sign on someones property??

KEK!

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Slyhillary -2 points ago +1 / -3

Search "booby traps are illegal"

You cannot cause indiscriminate, disproportionate bodily harm to people.

And you went onto my post history. Your comments here are being down voted because an American wouldn't talk like this.

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COnDEMnED 2 points ago +2 / -0

Electrify it or rub poison oak on it

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Nomoralcompass89 2 points ago +2 / -0

The stealing is exactly why I'm voting trump, tha k you for proving my point.

Everytime you steal this sign i donate more to the Trump campaign.

Something like those.

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TrumpSteak 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I went to a BLM protest and all I got was this lousy sign"?

Honestly though, just leave it white. People freak out over white things nowadays.

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Choppermagic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get bigger Trump signs. And if stolen, get even bigger ones

And Booby trap with bird gel so they get messy

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DLane1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big orange circle. Will take them weeks to figure it out.

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2Aallday [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guys what about saying “you stole my sign but we have the Supreme Court”