All due respect, we don't speak English.

The English speak some strange language with words like "bumbershoot" in place of the correct American word "umbrella", and "boot" and "bonnet" instead of "trunk" and "hood". I don't have a fucking bonnet covering the engine in my truck and neither do you. They also waste lots of pinky-raising effort with extrua vouwels when they are absouloutely unnecessaruy, in words like "colour" and "neighbour". Also, this letter Z is pronounced "zee", not fucking "zed". More unnecessary bullshit.

Murican. Fuck yeah. Do you even speak it?