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Richard_Friedman 43 points ago +43 / -0

Your dog looks anxious to go! Hah

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 79 points ago +79 / -0

She smells soy somewhere off in the distance. Calculating wind speed and direction in her head.

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FlimboFlongins 11 points ago +14 / -3

*******Doxxing yourself via the Dog Tag. Black it, and repost. ***********

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Hsmfl 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lmao

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SirSeizureSalad 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's beautiful. I had a german shep, white germ shep, and now trying to decide on the 3rd generation.

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PartTimeHick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Doberman/shep mixes are pretty cool if you want something a bit more different and hungry for commies.

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-Lumenatra 31 points ago +31 / -0

Cute dog :-)

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

Thanks. I love her so much. Even though she has eaten 20% of my house already.

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-Lumenatra 12 points ago +12 / -0

lol

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know that feeling well!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 27 points ago +27 / -0

Are you his spotter?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 47 points ago +47 / -0

Yes, because in CA, you're not allowed to be able to wrap your thumb around a pistol grip on a SA rifle (I'm not kidding). She's exempt because no thumbs. Checkmate commies!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 19 points ago +19 / -0

Fuckin perfect!

Woof!

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BiglyCovfefe 22 points ago +23 / -1

Dogmeat!

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BiglyCovfefe 13 points ago +13 / -0

Poor downvoter probably thinks I see the dog as food. Lol nah, I've just done 6 play throughs of fallout 4. I see that dog and think "I want that beast by my side at the end of the world"

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try the Deathclaw companion option. Unless it is BoS combat unit, you never have to lift a finger again during ambushes.

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BiglyCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that actually possible??

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JohnWickParabellum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, just go to the Mods page on the start menu and search around for the companion ones. I think Nexus made the Deathclaw one. It is available for XBox and PC, not sure about Playstation.

It is an absolute blast to watch raiders get roared at and wrecked by your new best buddy!

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BiglyCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL thank you, pede.

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TenScoops 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fallout reference👍

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Strike_Eagle784 8 points ago +8 / -0

BEST FOLLOWER

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get out North Korea!

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CrackaJack 18 points ago +18 / -0

Can I pet your gun?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yes, but gently. You might cut your hand on the rail if you get too excited.

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CrackaJack 8 points ago +8 / -0

dats a good goood boiiiii... Oh, he likes to be scratched under the trigger, mine too.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stroke the trigger a little harder and he spurts!

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proDeoEtPatria 11 points ago +11 / -0

Gorgeous dog.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn't get too excited. The civil war is all jokes at this point. After the Dems defeat in November, the funding will dry up because "what's the point?" 2024 Might be a different story.

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Thep1mp 5 points ago +5 / -0

100% correct. This will only end with bloodshed- the only question left is whose blood it will be. Not much of a question though, I think we all know who wins in a hot war between leftists and conservatives in this country. This has been planned for a long time. It’s why they have tried so hard to take our guns. They gave up on that and now that Trump is in office they said “fuck it” and went ahead with their coup attempt anyway.

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SiBear117 4 points ago +4 / -0

I first want to go the cut off their supplies route especially now that it is the Fall season. I'm still behind enemy lines in Chicago.

Believe me, they would fold in less than a month if that. Majority of the males are useless & reach for their phones first if any kind of incident occurs.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also they're all high on meth and shit. They will not be hard to get.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

HOLY SHIT! STICKIES WITHIN 30 MINS. MODS=GODS!

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tdee3000 3 points ago +3 / -0

GODS=DOGS

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SonofaGunDealer12 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sexy bitch

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Crusty_Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

So much beauty in one pic...

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NoMoreMao 6 points ago +6 / -0

Love those Malis or is it a gsd? Hard to tell from the front.

I’ve got 2. Awesome dogs.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dog Thread:

We got her from a rescue so didn't know her background. did a genetic test so we could be aware of any diseases to look out for. Here's the result.

51% German Shepherd 16% Australian Shepherd 16% American Pit Bull The rest = Super Mutt

She keeps me busy.

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SonofaGunDealer12 6 points ago +6 / -0

Both of em

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worldskipper 6 points ago +6 / -0

The goodest of girls

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Bullet3250 6 points ago +6 / -0

Now that is a babe.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

There's an airport nearby... Helicopter doors are pretty easy to remove.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thanks. And I yours.

Completely off topic: Can you fly a Bell 47H-1?

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alfredbester 6 points ago +6 / -0

My father can! Although at 85 I'm not sure how well it would work out, lol.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

He just needs to get them 50 feet off the ground.

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alfredbester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nothing would make him happier, I can assure you. Wouldn't be the first time he's dropped guys out of a chopper either, but the others were on our side and ready to go, ha!

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MidwestNorsk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Beautiful doggo

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

No double voting! Were not Democrats after all.

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Hsmfl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good doggo

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ThatCovfefeThough 4 points ago +4 / -0

Give that puppy steak when she catches ‘em.

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the_martian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like your sniper is already wearing his Ghillie suit. Ready for work.

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Sargentpilcher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good boi!!

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

DID YOU JUST ASSUME HER GENDER!? REEEEEEEEEEE

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Chickenbaconpoutine 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a wonderful specimen of woofer.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would love to hear about it!

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good. Boi!

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Covid2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

*******Doxxing yourself via the Dog Tag. Black it, and repost. ***********

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have $1.2M in the bank, so not worried about my job. My wife and I both know how to clear a room. We keep ourselves prepared.

I wish a motherfucker would doxx me.

Be not afraid.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Release the hounds!

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Cuz99 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bel Mal?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Copy-Pasting from another comment:

We got her from a rescue so didn't know her background. did a genetic test so we could be aware of any diseases to look out for. Here's the result.

51% German Shepherd 16% Australian Shepherd 16% American Pit Bull The rest = Super Mutt

She keeps me busy.

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Cuz99 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh ok. Hard to tell sometimes. I had a Mal and he was a lunatic unless you wore him out a loooot.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had a retired Army K9 Malinois

In her prime, she would scare the hell out of squirrels and birds. She would climb trees. Anything angled more than a pine tree she would scale.

Would bark (yip actually) like an asylum escapee and run like lightning when playing. One call of her name, Shadow, and she’s tear ass right back to me, usually past me! (Haha daddy catch meee!)

If something alerted her, quiet as the grave when she closed in. When she was in alert mode, if she barked a warning, the target KNEW they were being barked at. Even in a crowd at a distance.

Rest well Shadow. Run laps on the rainbow bridge. Run those squirrels till I get there!

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why did you have to cut onions at the end? :(....

Yep, mine does the same game. Comes right back when you call, but doesn't let you catch her.

Glad you had a good experience with your doggo and gave her a good life.

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PN_OShea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent doggo!
I was so proud of mine the other day when she peed on the "In this House we believe..." sign my neighbor put up.

We have Sunday Gundays, and Melania Mondays.
Can we do Woofer Wednesdays for the MAGA Mutts?

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CookiesNCream 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love the idea of Woofer Wednesdays!

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PN_OShea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Groovy. Let's make it happen. Woofer Wednesday in their finest MAGA gear!

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sent a request to the mods already.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a great idea. We need to get this to the mods. I'll work on that.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doggo's like Bruh where's the Commie butts to bite? Let's go!

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

308's make me feel safe!

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Adorable, derpy looking anti-terrorist dogs are the best!

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magabirdlady 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful specimen of a shepherd.

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Winston_Smith84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doggie is worth 5,000 rounds all on his own.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS!!! YOU GOTTA PUMP UP THOSE NUMBERS!!!

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SiBear117 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice set up and the pupper is cute as can be.

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60Romeo 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a good boy right there.

Edit... Saw your comments. That's a good girl right there.

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Walther 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like you did everything right in this picture. The dog is a solid addition. What round is that thing shooting?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

.308 Winchester. AR-10 lower from 80% Arms. The rest is mostly from Aero.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too!

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MemeWarsVet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good girl!

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Gunmolester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whos a good girl??? You BOTH ARE!!! Yes you are

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jeremyskills87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doggo looks based af.

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AllAmericanAdonis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Your phone number is almost readable, make sure you don't just blur but actually cover the text next time with a black square or similar. Blue effects can be reversed. Perhaps turn the tag around so those who really need to read it can but passerby's cannot.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good advice on turning the tag around. Yeah, dumb mistake to not notice the personal info in the photo. I'll do better next time.

On a positive note, maybe I'll get some calls from some soyboy and I can make xim cry.

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AllAmericanAdonis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would probably delete the thread if I were you. I could probably make out the info if I pull it into Adobe Photoshop and adjust it. Don't take photos of your guns with the serial number exposed either.

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MaxineWatersGravel 2 points ago +2 / -0

West German Shepherd, right? Eats East German socialists for lunch! 🥗 🐕

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TenScoops 2 points ago +2 / -0

are you a helicopter pilot?

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish. This is how it would probably go if I tried: https://youtu.be/k5BivSNiH8s

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ImperialxWarlord 2 points ago +2 / -0

God I love german shepherds. So glad we have one. Wish I had a gun to complete the image.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mine is almost one year old. She's chewed up most of my house. Does the chewing ever stop? I noticed that she's doing less lately since we got her a lot of chew toys. Her favorite is a deer antler.

Edit: Go get a gun!

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ImperialxWarlord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ours has never really chewed on much. He nawed on the table a bit but that was about it. He’s a stubborn SOB with high standards for food but he’s never been destructive. Although he should end once the adult teeth come in.

I’d love to buy a gun but I’m a college graduate looking for a job. I don’t have the money for it and I won’t lower myself to asking my parents for money. Gonna buy one once I got the money for it.

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Choosetheform 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a good boy! Nice pup too.