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HillaryDianeRodham 14 points ago +14 / -0

He also said he would cure cancer.

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TheWilderness 8 points ago +8 / -0

On the west coast at least the Biden black shirts control much of the fire.

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nufosmatic 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Last Sniffbender

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Skogin 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can only re-elect Donald Trump.

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Krunchi 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tornado Lives Matter.

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upomit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the 50 states lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when Trump got elected. Only Joe Biden, master of the weather, could stop him, but when America needed him most, he vanished into his basement.

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Icanteven 4 points ago +4 / -0

So wait, he controls the Haliburton weather machine?

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MrMxyzptlk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuckin dyke Korra.

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Znut55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just can't make this shit up...the gift that keeps on giving and the SAD PART is there are Dems who believe him.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

The average dimwitted Democrat will probably believe this 🐂💩💨.

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joax 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAARP

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Harambe 0 points ago +3 / -3

weather weapons are real. China will back off if Joe is elected

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nufosmatic 4 points ago +4 / -0

China will re-double their efforts, and, if elected (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA), Biden will blame Trump for it.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 4 points ago +5 / -1

No they won't. They will attack us in a different way. This nightmare only ends with another Trump admin.