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NautiFella 4 points ago +4 / -0

BATTLE PLAN

Next year all the US teams lose and make it an all Canada Stanley Cup. Wait for a Saturday game and just walk in. When the game is over, we'll already have won. Then reinstate Don Cherry.

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NautiFella 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would love to meet him and have a few beers.

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Mememan 3 points ago +3 / -0

A tank does what 60km/h? with 90% of Canada's population within 2hrs @ 100km/h from the border, it will be an easy win. By the time we mobilized all 10 of our APC units you would be drinking beer in Ottawa and putting the last of the liberals in the cages they love so much.

Not to mention Canadians like me would be helping you with free Icecaps and donuts along the way

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NautiFella 2 points ago +2 / -0

I misspoke. I meant:

LIBERATE

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Mememan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Here is a hint, skip Alberta and the maritime and just head straight for Toronto, Ottawa and Vancouver, you will encounter almost zero resistance and wipe out 80% of the liberal stronghold. I'm pretty sure you could do it with any 3 US army units, don't bother sending an entire battalion it's a waste of fuel lol

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NautiFella 4 points ago +4 / -0

My mom is a Bluenose and I have lots of cousins in Alberta (Oil field jobs), BC and Ontario, so I've already got a place to stay for all the troops I'll need.

BTW, more than half are vets.

Tuesday good for you guys?