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chunderbad 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you want to die from alcohol poisoning, drink every time Biden dodges a question.

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Mediaqueen 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’ll be stuttering an awful lot

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Mediaqueen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe says “come on man”

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BuckyKatt60 3 points ago +3 / -0

And “you know”

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Bullwinkle 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about every time Wallace interrupts Trump and says “Mr. President what you are saying is not truthful” and then tells a lie that will favor Biden.

Biden lies at the drop of a hat. Trump needs to be prepared for the Biden lies. For example, Biden: “I was warning everyone in January that the borders should be closed with China and Europe.”

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mjmcwilliams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump says: "Where's Hunter?" Biden says: "C'mon man!"

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CornPopOfficial 3 points ago +3 / -0

“C’mon man!” “Wrong!” “Chynaa” “Mostly Peaceful” “Fascist” “Russia” “That’s not true, Mr. Trump”

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mikegrouchy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I predict Biden won't be able to speak "for the people" and will talk "at the people", so I expect him to excessively use the word "you".

I expect Trump to use the words "I" and "We".

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chunderbad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ooh I got another idea:

Every time Trump uses a superlative. Every time either candidate refers to Obama Everything Biden stutters

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SchiffsFifthFacelift 2 points ago +2 / -0

You gotta finish the bottle when Biden shits his pants on the stage lol

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Got_Hot_Snakes 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Joe even shows up, that’s a shot right there.

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Patriot_Pat 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time Biden uses a filler, such as "umm". You'll be wasted long before it is over though, fair warning.

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EqualityMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time Wallace cuts Trump off to throw Biden a softball.

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SixteenBeatsAOne 1 point ago +2 / -1

Does this Bingo Card help?

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chunderbad 0 points ago +1 / -1

That bingo is stupid and predictable as crap.

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Gipgm2 1 point ago +2 / -1

Wake up Joe