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ShambolicPaul [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well I do have a nice cricket bat under the bed for anybody who does wanna come fuck about and find out. I'm working on getting a hunting shotgun, but it's a licensing nightmare.

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might be easier to immigrate here!! We need more frens

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ShambolicPaul [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

UK to America, almost impossible. All sorts of non compete clauses in the emigration laws. Just to work you gotta be highly educated and sponsored to come by a business that needs you cos of high demand.

Easiest way is to buy a business and hire Americans to work in it.

Or obviously just find an awesome conservative girl and put a ring on it.

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E-dantes 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should do the last one in Texas. They have the best girls really!!

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ShambolicPaul [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will they fall over themselves for a broad Geordie accent? Or will I need to pretend to be posh like Benedict Cumberbatch?