She was decently good looking. And if shes good at head, she probably has a bunch of dicks in her mouth every weekend, but none of that materializes in a relationship, and she has no idea why judging by what she thinks is important for a dating app bio.
I saw this chick on tinder today who had two memes on her profile. One was shitting on blue lives matter in a really bad way then the next was this meta new age picture quote pic that was all like “ people go in and out of your life because you are such a good person...“ blah blah Something about karma, being a good caring selfless person is the reason that people will go in & out of your life because you’re just so good. The hypocrisy literally made me laugh out loud
I could never do the online dating crap. I did it once before and every single woman I went out with was fucked up in some sort of way.
My wife never used a dating app once in her life. The only other guy she dated is back in her home country. Feels good to be with a woman who is dedicated to the relationship, and not herself.
Hell yeah. “Find a nice girl and find her when you’re young” is the best dating advice anyone could ever give. The longer you mess around with skanks the more bleak your future becomes.
Ah, yes. She attracts people, then once they find out who she is, they leave, and this is her way of comforting herself with the fact people keeping leaving her. Classic contorted liberal reasoning.
Thats better than the 4'9" troll of a woman I had match me who had a pic of her and an always-terrifying looking chuck schumer.
I occasionally take my date filters off bumble (no libs) to see what has matched me since people with their politics not set (or hidden?) get caught up in it. It's hilariously stereotypical - pink haired ham planets
Thats the truth. I banged several crazy-ass lefty chicks. Good for a fuck and to be dirty with. But I went and married a catholic conservative.
Actually, all my conservative female friends are married at 30. All the left wing chicks I know are still single. I have even told a few of them the reason why. They don't believe it. But the only guys who will date them are lazy, left-wing pussies.
Post Nut Clarity is legit. She isn't worth your time if you feel nothing about her afterward. This is why some guys call it "Getting the poison out". You think clearly afterward and that's just about the only time you can get making serious decisions.
Just be careful man i've been with some crazy ladies just because i was horny and man so much trouble better wait for a good woman, specially now that you can get me too'ed
man that is one of my fears having kids with a crazy bitch, that's why now i'm choosing really carefully. Like my dad told me "think with the head you have up there and not the one down your pants"
If you went around telling women that you don’t like to brush your teeth, you don’t have a car, and you have a tiny dick, do you think that you’ll be single for a while?
Have some class... This bitch didn't post this shit thinking she'd end up on TD being used to make some grander point about what pieces of shit liberals are based solely on the fact that she's a loser.
Agreed. Also, everyone who is not into politics say they are a liberal - it is the path of least resistance. I'm pretty sure that she was making a joke - essentially saying "i'm useless - why doesn't anyone like me?"
I went through a bunch of chicks like this. They made good money and worked all the time but spent everything on expensive clothes and shit and complained about not having enough money... If I’m doing all of the house work, paying all of the bills and handling all of the cleaning anyway... why do I care if you have a job? I settled on an unemployed conservative chick who just wanted to pump out babies. If I’m going to work my ass off, I deserve an army.
Cats get such a bad rap around here. The best person I ever knew was my cat who passed n 2017. I adopted another one a few months later because I can't remember a time in my life where we didn't have at least one around.
As for the rest, they're not such a big deal. Who likes cleaning as long as it's done and the male in the relationship is allowed to be the better cook.
The most worrying thing about this is the one item on the list not circled. "I work all the time, " suggesting that she's unavailable and won't make room for a partner.
Why this person decided to focus on the qualities about herself that she feels lackluster in, though, and then ask about the reasoning of her status is the real kicker.
Cats are awesome. Cat people on the other hand can be quite worrying. Just like some dog people.
As soon as you go into the "my pet is my baby" or "i'm a cat mommy/daddy" you went off the far end.
I always liked my parents' cats. And I think all of them liked me too (they come for cuddles/pets when I visit). But they are still animals. They exist because they give us good feelings. Do I value their lives immensely? Yes. Has my family paid over $1000 for a pet operation? Yes.
But the amount of people who are crazy is higher around cats. Crazy cat lady stereotypes exist for a reason.
Drives me fucking nuts when people refer to animals as fur babies. I have two kids and a dog, guess which one is lowest on the totem pole if the house catches fire? Me, but the dog is getting saved last.
The best person you ever knew is a person not a cat. Secondly, no one likes cleaning, but making it a point to say you don't like it shows you probably don't do it enough. Third, a man is the greatest cook on Earth as of this moment (Gordon Ramsey has more Michelin stars than any other person)...
All that being said, the world hasn't gotten better since we stopped holding women accountable for being able to do these things. It's gotten way fucking worse. There is nothing wrong with a woman fulfilling a traditional role.
In fact, as a man I pretty much chose my spouse based on that criteria and it's worked out far better than all my previous relationships obviously.
I'm confused why you seemed to take such offense to my comment. I blame the internet.
First, don't get so mean over the cat thing. Dogs get to be a mans "best friend", so i will say that about my cat being the best person ever. F off if you don't like it. It gets the point across to people that I describe her to that she was very special to me and the sweetest thing ever. A lot of times cats are hated on because they can be mean. Mine was precious.
Second, I said the cleaning thing is obviously not liked by anybody as long as it's done.
Third, I said that the male in the relationship is allowed to be the better cook. Why are you bringing your dearly beloved Gordon Ramsey into this?
Lastly, I never said anything bad about a woman fulfilling a traditional role. I actually pointed out that the worst thing on the list is that she states she works all the time, which suggests that she won't make time for a partner or a family.
Congratulations. I think it's a good thing to have standards and expectations. Some should never be compromised, especially if it means so much to you.
My Cat was a little darling as well, and she passed in 2017 too. It was so rough on me as we had been through loads together. No matter what she was always there, adoring me. Even came running when she was called, like a dog.
I now have a big grumpy girl who is scarily intelligent and can be affectionate when she wants to be, and a little calico who is dumb as a brick but super sweet and gentle.
I take offense because people equating their cats and dogs to actual people is why we need a border wall in the first place.
People replaced having kids with having pets and now we are losing a demographic war for the heart and soul of our nation. Am I being dramatic? Maybe a little bit, but my point stands.
Stop treating pets like they are your kids. They are animals, and they will eat your corpse if you die and no one is there to feed them.
I don't dress my animals in tootoos or do anything to treat them as my kid, other than talk in a squealy voice like any other human on the planet does.
Well, I guess you can take comfort in the fact that liberals are not reproducing because they have furry animals instead. Saves us from more Charlize Therons.
And then theyre always complaining they "dont have any money" because theyre hypercapitalists and constantly buying stupid shit that they dont properly take care of.
I canceled my Amazon prime 4 years ago and it's pretty amazing how much money I've saved by not buying stupid shit. Started a habit of adding to cart but then waiting a couple days before checking out with any online retailer. 95% of the time I realize I don't really need it or I find it local.
Women want men who are masculine, and men want women that are feminine. Ironically feminism has done much to convince women that femininity is a bad thing, and they don't know how to attract or keep a man beyond just what she has to offer sexually.
Men want compassion, kindness, a complementary attitude. A woman to a man is like the cornerman for a Boxer. If I'm getting my ass beat out there, clean me up. If I'm handling my business, towel me off and give me some water. At the end of the day I'm taking the shots and I can handle it, this is my life. What I need from you is to help me win.
One of the best posts I ever seen on the internet, talking about how career women think they can attract men by bragging about their career accomplishments. A man responds with this:
My entire life, I was taught to never expect to be given anything and that it's my lot in life to be my family's bread winner. So I worked my butt off, took care of all my needs and planned to have to take care of my family's needs as well. Having accomplished all that, the only thing I can't do for myself is kiss myself on the forehead and tell me I'm loved. Compassion and sex are all I ever needed from a woman. It's not that I don't value your accomplishments or that I feel threatened by them. It's just that all I need is love. If you can bring money to the table, great, but I'll take kindness and affection over money and power any day.. That's all I ever wanted. So that's all I've ever looked for.
My girl is an engineer, she makes more money than I do. I don't give a living fuck, what makes me love her so much is that when I get home from a day working in construction she doesn't start screeching at me, or nagging, or any other ridiculous bullshit. She's genuinely happy to see me, gives me a hug and a kiss, tells me she loves me, and then waits to talk to me until I've had time to decompress after the day; get cleaned up and have a beer.
That's what I can't do for myself, that's all I ever wanted, it's all I ever asked for. I know now it's all I need. I say all of this because, I can guarantee you right now. If this woman would care less about trying to act like a man with how much she works, thinking that her "independence" would attract a man, and instead on being a nice and pleasant person to be around, a woman that adds to a man's life instead of detracts from it; she would never have a problem keeping a man around.
That's a really good way for a woman to eliminate 90+% of the population from her dating pool. What makes that even worse is that the number of men going to college, and thus, getting a graduate degree keeps declining. The pool is getting smaller and smaller.
That'd be molecular biology, as seen from a feminist art historical perspective, interpreted by swahili dance sign language. Also, my dissertation committee collectively hosts 35 cats.
I have no problem admitting to people who throw around their degrees that I'm anti intellectual. For being so fucking smart, they never seem to understand what I mean when I say that as an anti intellectual I am not anti intellect, but rather I'm anti rampant confirmation bias among self perceived moral and intellectual elites.
My point is that women almost always date up and sideways, not down. She wants a man who makes as much or more money than her, has as good of, or a better education than her and has as much of, or a higher social status than her.
Oh sure, she'll fuck the carpenter, but she can't bear the embarrassment of introducing her carpenter boyfriend to all her girlfriends, even if he does make more money than her.
I imagine that women with advanced degrees must be the most depressed group of people on the planet.... except the lucky ones who managed to find a man they're not embarrassed to have a relationship with.
Basically what she brings to the relationship is being an expensive roommate with delusions of adequacy.
The breakdown:
Works all the time = no time for you, but still expects you to make more money than her.
The issue with that is men cannot reliably/practically expect to be released from their gender role as the breadwinner in the mating game. So the above dynamic means a man will have to bust his ass harder for even less in return.
But wait, there's more!
The graduate degree. I have never seen a woman lower her economic expectations in men after achieving a post secondary accreditation. So this compounds the prior issue of men having to work harder for less in return.
I'm not really a good cook
I dislike cleaning
What this means for a man is that on top of being the breadwinner, you are going to have to be the house-cleaner and cook too, unless of course you hire a maid.
Frankly, it's cheaper to just fuck the maid, and she'll probably be more pleasant and give better head.
be careful with this one, because men and women love in different ways. You need to be sure you mean her love for you is as much as your love for her, and not that she loves you in the same way. The way that a man loves a woman is a protective love, and the only woman in a man's life who will ever love you like that is your mother. The way that a woman loves a man is respectful love, which is the kind of love that you have for your mother. If you expect a woman to love you the same way your mother did you will be eternally disappointed and will come to resent many woman who did truly and genuinely love you anyway. If you ever try to love a woman in the same way that you love your mother you will cause her to become disgusted with you. Women often say "I don't want to be his mother" and this is what they mean, when a man is confused about the different ways that men and women experience and share love it creeps them out when you try to treat a woman the same as your mother.
Yes and I completely understand what you're talking about there
In that regard I cannot give you much advice because western women these days are just legitimately broken in a lot of respects. I almost always get a large number of downvotes any time I say it, probably from ladypedes here, but my advice is to try a girl from a family of immigrants or if you travel out of the country then finding a girl in another country. We talk a lot about redpilling on this forum, from a lot of people who did not grow up conservative children of conservative parents having a Wile E. Coyote moment in the real world and becoming red pilled. Well generally for women growing up in the West it's a similar thing, unless you are a rare woman who was raised right, the odds that you're a shitty broad that isn't worth anybody's time is astronomical, and leads to the incredibly common experience of what you're talking about here, Zekk.
Which is why I advise child of immigrants women or foreign women, they grew up in a different culture that has more respect for the role the man plays within the household and is able to do the things that I have talked about in this thread. It's just generally less of a headache trying to do than sift through all the white women to find one that isn't poisoned. Remember though that all women are crazy so you just need to find what kind of crazy you're acceptable with living with. My girl is Colombian and her crazy is that it takes very little to set her off but as long as she isn't yelling at me then when she goes all Latin on something I get hard as a rock. If she had a bad day at work and she isn't in the mood for sex she knows better than to tell me about her day because as soon as she starts ranting about whatever happened I'm on her like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. That's the kind of thing I'm talking about, finding the crazy that works for you.
Anyway I hope any part of this rambling nonsense helped.
Well if you're getting old enough you might be able to land a girl with daddy issues that's really into the whole DDLG thing, but I don't know if that's your style
I'm a freak and got lucky with my girl, I can readily admit that shit. At any rate, God be with you in your quest brother.
She admits offering nothing, has no time for a relationship, following the cat-lady stereotype, liberal - so very likely confrontational and delusional in this day and age, graduate degree so at least near mid 20s if not older, and thinks she's a major catch because she doesn't understand why she's single. Here it is, men don't need/want what little she's offering. Her education, her job, and her cats aren't worth much. Men can provide all those things for themselves without her if they wanted. She'll likely be lazy around the house and become just another chore for any man to come home to after work. Tack on divorce rates and biased family courts and it's a horrible situation from start to finish. Why would any man with any self respect want that?
Yeah the single liberal woman with multiple cats who doesn't clean... And she's trying to find a single heterosexual man to be somewhere near her huh??... Hmmm that's a tough one.. Best I can do is a lgbtqiabbqbyob thing, they will pretty much give it up for anything that is willing to pretend they're attractive and human.
Went over to a punk subreddit on the shittier version of this site to see what they had to say about that song.
I've never seen so many unironic usages of "lOl aLL mEn arE incel thIs SOnG PrOvEs IT" alongside "YoU caN't jUdGE aNy WAmmiN foR LIEKY TraNdS thAT's MisoGYNy."
It's almost as deliciously ironic as all the people crying out "hold up, when has punk ever been about rude and edgy messages that offend the mainstream THAT I DON'T LIKE?"
It's almost as deliciously ironic as all the people crying out "hold up, when has punk ever been about rude and edgy messages that offend the mainstream THAT I DON'T LIKE?"
Funny how guys like Jello Biafra still think they're part of a counterculture.
I'm sure it had a very clear cost with a lifetime of student loan repayments, but its value is highly questionable. I suspect that although she works 'all the time' her income is not that high, or she would have more than two cats by now.
I'm not trying to brag but one of the things my husband praises me for continually how "domestic" I am. I come from a family who likes to cook and bake, I like keeping our house nice. I also believe the man is the head of the house (not some master in some whackadoo liberal's "Handmaids Tail" fantasy but rather the final decision maker). I also was wise to chose a man who respects me and does his utmost to share the burden (considering we both work and have a kid so we both share chores at home). It is a well-balanced marriage; we suit each other well and feel like a team.
Of all the girls he dated before he met me (apparently a lot of artsy chicks), I'm the only one who could cook (I take that to mean "cook well"). That's...... so sad to me. It's not even that hard of a skill; I grew up believing everyone cooked. If you can read you can cook for goodness sake! Then again, there's my ex-sister-in-law who could "cook" but everything she made was absolutely tasteless. How do you make chocolate cake and homemade ice cream have NO taste?!!?!?
That's one thing I do find funny. There's a section of people on the right that dislike cats and one that like cats. I have a cat, am decent cook and have a lovely girlfriend. However I know plenty of families that are less trump supporting than I am (but huge Trump supporters) and do not like cats whatsoever.
I'm quite allergic to cats, so as much as it could be about the crazy cat lady stereotype, it's more about the allergies than anything. It's the same with dogs.
Few people like cleaning and it's perfectly okay to not like cooking, but those are two baseline essential skills to taking care of yourself as an adult.
I can tell from a glance that this person is a major womanchild.
Feminism and the desire to "be men" or prove they can do what men do as pushed by the media has destroyed the value of women for a lot of guys..... and to a certain degree vise versa. At least she was honest....probably has three kids by three different fathers and won't help with the bills either.... If love was only a financial transaction.....as some like to make it....they're not bringing a lot to the table many times.....but still think that P is worth it's weight in gold....
She was decently good looking. And if shes good at head, she probably has a bunch of dicks in her mouth every weekend, but none of that materializes in a relationship, and she has no idea why judging by what she thinks is important for a dating app bio.
I saw this chick on tinder today who had two memes on her profile. One was shitting on blue lives matter in a really bad way then the next was this meta new age picture quote pic that was all like “ people go in and out of your life because you are such a good person...“ blah blah Something about karma, being a good caring selfless person is the reason that people will go in & out of your life because you’re just so good. The hypocrisy literally made me laugh out loud
Nice that she gave you clear signs to keep on moving.
My brother met his wife on match.com 15 years ago.
He said their profiles are personality resumes with pictures.
Not anymore. I bought a Match membership a while back and ended up getting a refund because its just turned into another one of those swipe platforms.
I'm so glad I met my wife in college.
I could never do the online dating crap. I did it once before and every single woman I went out with was fucked up in some sort of way.
My wife never used a dating app once in her life. The only other guy she dated is back in her home country. Feels good to be with a woman who is dedicated to the relationship, and not herself.
Hell yeah. “Find a nice girl and find her when you’re young” is the best dating advice anyone could ever give. The longer you mess around with skanks the more bleak your future becomes.
I heard that the guy who created Match.com was dumped by his girlfriend. She left him for another man... whom she met on Match.com
See New Age stuff...move on.
Ah, yes. She attracts people, then once they find out who she is, they leave, and this is her way of comforting herself with the fact people keeping leaving her. Classic contorted liberal reasoning.
a wise man once told me
literally any woman can catch a dick, but the trick is to make it to the endzone without fumbling
Man, I miss chat rooms.
Some of the most interesting people i've met were through chat rooms back in the old yahoo chat days.
Now, its just a barren waste land with bots and people (Men) wanting to show off their asshole.
bitter nancys ...or crazy nancys?
ShE Is EvOlViNg YoU DiSgUsTiNg BiGoT!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Thats better than the 4'9" troll of a woman I had match me who had a pic of her and an always-terrifying looking chuck schumer.
I occasionally take my date filters off bumble (no libs) to see what has matched me since people with their politics not set (or hidden?) get caught up in it. It's hilariously stereotypical - pink haired ham planets
I'm such a great person that people meet me then realise I'm a piece of shit and run to the hills.
Winning strategy.
Thats the truth. I banged several crazy-ass lefty chicks. Good for a fuck and to be dirty with. But I went and married a catholic conservative.
Actually, all my conservative female friends are married at 30. All the left wing chicks I know are still single. I have even told a few of them the reason why. They don't believe it. But the only guys who will date them are lazy, left-wing pussies.
I won't lock girls like her down, but I will always dick them down.
Something something never stick your dick in crazy
I cannot overstate the truth of this.
Source: saw a girl for about 2 months who is easily a 12/10, but is totally and completely batshit insane. I paid dearly for that relationship.
Don’t do it. The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.
You just didn't pull out fast enough. Two months sounds like punishment
Supposedly pull out doesn't work.
Something something crazy hot matrix
Its alright if you have a good out strategy. Fake name, don't take them home, etc.
Just lie about literally everything you are. You'll know if someone is pretty crazy first few dates.
I always give a fake name and a burner number or just chat via messenger.
Saved me many headaches in my life.
This was back in my online dating days.
Meh even the ones of value want experience in the bedroom even if they don't wanna know the truth of how you got it.
Be a Chad and red pill and dick some ladies bros
Go rub one out and then go back to talking to her and see if you say the same.
Post Nut Clarity is legit. She isn't worth your time if you feel nothing about her afterward. This is why some guys call it "Getting the poison out". You think clearly afterward and that's just about the only time you can get making serious decisions.
Just be careful man i've been with some crazy ladies just because i was horny and man so much trouble better wait for a good woman, specially now that you can get me too'ed
and have an oopsie kid only to have to co-raise it with someone batshit insane.
man that is one of my fears having kids with a crazy bitch, that's why now i'm choosing really carefully. Like my dad told me "think with the head you have up there and not the one down your pants"
yup.
Bad idea, bro.
Isn't bumble the one where women have to message first? She could literally be her own worst enemy in who shes ignoring..
The Speaker of the House
Worst she smells like a liberal, not even a blind man would bang that ugly garbage bag.
If you went around telling women that you don’t like to brush your teeth, you don’t have a car, and you have a tiny dick, do you think that you’ll be single for a while?
They have a name for that. "Antifa"
sick burn bro
I have a car and I brush my teeth and I'm still single.
Well thats just bare minimum adulting. Find some things you are good at and things you love and keep at it
Find a good dating coach/pickup artist. You will learn a lot about yourself. I can recommend it.
She's lying about the number of cats.
lol
Have some class... This bitch didn't post this shit thinking she'd end up on TD being used to make some grander point about what pieces of shit liberals are based solely on the fact that she's a loser.
She's in public.
No she's not.
Agreed. Also, everyone who is not into politics say they are a liberal - it is the path of least resistance. I'm pretty sure that she was making a joke - essentially saying "i'm useless - why doesn't anyone like me?"
People not into politics would just leave an optional field blank....
And right next to "Liberal" she has "Voter"
It's a marxist cunt.
I went through a bunch of chicks like this. They made good money and worked all the time but spent everything on expensive clothes and shit and complained about not having enough money... If I’m doing all of the house work, paying all of the bills and handling all of the cleaning anyway... why do I care if you have a job? I settled on an unemployed conservative chick who just wanted to pump out babies. If I’m going to work my ass off, I deserve an army.
I kek'd at that final line
Cats get such a bad rap around here. The best person I ever knew was my cat who passed n 2017. I adopted another one a few months later because I can't remember a time in my life where we didn't have at least one around.
As for the rest, they're not such a big deal. Who likes cleaning as long as it's done and the male in the relationship is allowed to be the better cook.
The most worrying thing about this is the one item on the list not circled. "I work all the time, " suggesting that she's unavailable and won't make room for a partner.
Why this person decided to focus on the qualities about herself that she feels lackluster in, though, and then ask about the reasoning of her status is the real kicker.
Cats are awesome. Cat people on the other hand can be quite worrying. Just like some dog people.
As soon as you go into the "my pet is my baby" or "i'm a cat mommy/daddy" you went off the far end.
I always liked my parents' cats. And I think all of them liked me too (they come for cuddles/pets when I visit). But they are still animals. They exist because they give us good feelings. Do I value their lives immensely? Yes. Has my family paid over $1000 for a pet operation? Yes.
But the amount of people who are crazy is higher around cats. Crazy cat lady stereotypes exist for a reason.
So much this.
Drives me fucking nuts when people refer to animals as fur babies. I have two kids and a dog, guess which one is lowest on the totem pole if the house catches fire? Me, but the dog is getting saved last.
People with "fur babies" are no different to children that like to play House.
While they're larping as adults, they're never expected to BE adults.
I have no shame admitting I'm a cat person, but that's not to say I don't like dogs. I've been lucky to have two so far in my life. : )
Cat people may statically be crazier than dog people, but the craziest people of all hate animals.
Dog people have a synonym, it's just not as widely used.
Crazy Dog Man
"Similar to crazy cat lady, Single Man over 30 who chooses to remain single and live with dogs rather than a woman." -Urban Dictionary
The Simpsons even have a character created for that.
https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Crazy_Dog_Man
My dog is my alarm system, body guard, food roomba, and exercise companion.
First off,
The best person you ever knew is a person not a cat. Secondly, no one likes cleaning, but making it a point to say you don't like it shows you probably don't do it enough. Third, a man is the greatest cook on Earth as of this moment (Gordon Ramsey has more Michelin stars than any other person)...
All that being said, the world hasn't gotten better since we stopped holding women accountable for being able to do these things. It's gotten way fucking worse. There is nothing wrong with a woman fulfilling a traditional role.
In fact, as a man I pretty much chose my spouse based on that criteria and it's worked out far better than all my previous relationships obviously.
I'm confused why you seemed to take such offense to my comment. I blame the internet.
First, don't get so mean over the cat thing. Dogs get to be a mans "best friend", so i will say that about my cat being the best person ever. F off if you don't like it. It gets the point across to people that I describe her to that she was very special to me and the sweetest thing ever. A lot of times cats are hated on because they can be mean. Mine was precious.
Second, I said the cleaning thing is obviously not liked by anybody as long as it's done.
Third, I said that the male in the relationship is allowed to be the better cook. Why are you bringing your dearly beloved Gordon Ramsey into this?
Lastly, I never said anything bad about a woman fulfilling a traditional role. I actually pointed out that the worst thing on the list is that she states she works all the time, which suggests that she won't make time for a partner or a family.
Congratulations. I think it's a good thing to have standards and expectations. Some should never be compromised, especially if it means so much to you.
My Cat was a little darling as well, and she passed in 2017 too. It was so rough on me as we had been through loads together. No matter what she was always there, adoring me. Even came running when she was called, like a dog.
I now have a big grumpy girl who is scarily intelligent and can be affectionate when she wants to be, and a little calico who is dumb as a brick but super sweet and gentle.
Aww. They both sound adorable. My sweet cat did the same thing if you called her. : )
We had a calico, before, too, but yours sounds a lot friendlier. Lol.
Calicos are usually pretty chill. Maybe yours had some bad experience before you got her?
I take offense because people equating their cats and dogs to actual people is why we need a border wall in the first place.
People replaced having kids with having pets and now we are losing a demographic war for the heart and soul of our nation. Am I being dramatic? Maybe a little bit, but my point stands.
Stop treating pets like they are your kids. They are animals, and they will eat your corpse if you die and no one is there to feed them.
I don't dress my animals in tootoos or do anything to treat them as my kid, other than talk in a squealy voice like any other human on the planet does.
You are being dramatic.
"other than talk in a squealy voice like any other human on the planet does."
It's natural for humans to do this. I learned this from my college psychology class.
It's called "Motherese". People do with animals and human babies.
Not everyone does it, but a lot of people do.
But I'm not wrong.
Well, I guess you can take comfort in the fact that liberals are not reproducing because they have furry animals instead. Saves us from more Charlize Therons.
Dog people understand and value hierarchy Cat people understand and value chaos.
Bunnies > cats and dogs. I have a flemish giant (feel free to look that up) and she lives to go for walks and always gets us some attention
Bunnies are food. You don't see me walking a cornish game hen down the street.
Probably a great conversation starter if you did.
And then theyre always complaining they "dont have any money" because theyre hypercapitalists and constantly buying stupid shit that they dont properly take care of.
"I'm so smart, I bought these things on a special sale and saved myself 30 dollars!"
spent more than 30 dollars worth of gas to drive to that store
I canceled my Amazon prime 4 years ago and it's pretty amazing how much money I've saved by not buying stupid shit. Started a habit of adding to cart but then waiting a couple days before checking out with any online retailer. 95% of the time I realize I don't really need it or I find it local.
Liberal + cats = Danger, Will Robinson!
Women want men who are masculine, and men want women that are feminine. Ironically feminism has done much to convince women that femininity is a bad thing, and they don't know how to attract or keep a man beyond just what she has to offer sexually.
Men want compassion, kindness, a complementary attitude. A woman to a man is like the cornerman for a Boxer. If I'm getting my ass beat out there, clean me up. If I'm handling my business, towel me off and give me some water. At the end of the day I'm taking the shots and I can handle it, this is my life. What I need from you is to help me win.
One of the best posts I ever seen on the internet, talking about how career women think they can attract men by bragging about their career accomplishments. A man responds with this:
My entire life, I was taught to never expect to be given anything and that it's my lot in life to be my family's bread winner. So I worked my butt off, took care of all my needs and planned to have to take care of my family's needs as well. Having accomplished all that, the only thing I can't do for myself is kiss myself on the forehead and tell me I'm loved. Compassion and sex are all I ever needed from a woman. It's not that I don't value your accomplishments or that I feel threatened by them. It's just that all I need is love. If you can bring money to the table, great, but I'll take kindness and affection over money and power any day.. That's all I ever wanted. So that's all I've ever looked for.
My girl is an engineer, she makes more money than I do. I don't give a living fuck, what makes me love her so much is that when I get home from a day working in construction she doesn't start screeching at me, or nagging, or any other ridiculous bullshit. She's genuinely happy to see me, gives me a hug and a kiss, tells me she loves me, and then waits to talk to me until I've had time to decompress after the day; get cleaned up and have a beer.
That's what I can't do for myself, that's all I ever wanted, it's all I ever asked for. I know now it's all I need. I say all of this because, I can guarantee you right now. If this woman would care less about trying to act like a man with how much she works, thinking that her "independence" would attract a man, and instead on being a nice and pleasant person to be around, a woman that adds to a man's life instead of detracts from it; she would never have a problem keeping a man around.
Wait until she gives you children. You'll love her more.
From your lips to God's ears, brother.
That's one of the most beautiful posts I've read. Saved. You're a legend, and she's a keeper.
Also graduate degree.
That's a really good way for a woman to eliminate 90+% of the population from her dating pool. What makes that even worse is that the number of men going to college, and thus, getting a graduate degree keeps declining. The pool is getting smaller and smaller.
You probably wouldn't.
Woman shit. ie. Nothing valuable
That'd be molecular biology, as seen from a feminist art historical perspective, interpreted by swahili dance sign language. Also, my dissertation committee collectively hosts 35 cats.
I have no problem admitting to people who throw around their degrees that I'm anti intellectual. For being so fucking smart, they never seem to understand what I mean when I say that as an anti intellectual I am not anti intellect, but rather I'm anti rampant confirmation bias among self perceived moral and intellectual elites.
My point is that women almost always date up and sideways, not down. She wants a man who makes as much or more money than her, has as good of, or a better education than her and has as much of, or a higher social status than her.
Oh sure, she'll fuck the carpenter, but she can't bear the embarrassment of introducing her carpenter boyfriend to all her girlfriends, even if he does make more money than her.
I imagine that women with advanced degrees must be the most depressed group of people on the planet.... except the lucky ones who managed to find a man they're not embarrassed to have a relationship with.
Well, at least she is letting you guys know ahead of time
Basically what she brings to the relationship is being an expensive roommate with delusions of adequacy.
The breakdown:
Works all the time = no time for you, but still expects you to make more money than her.
The issue with that is men cannot reliably/practically expect to be released from their gender role as the breadwinner in the mating game. So the above dynamic means a man will have to bust his ass harder for even less in return.
But wait, there's more!
The graduate degree. I have never seen a woman lower her economic expectations in men after achieving a post secondary accreditation. So this compounds the prior issue of men having to work harder for less in return.
I'm not really a good cook
I dislike cleaning
What this means for a man is that on top of being the breadwinner, you are going to have to be the house-cleaner and cook too, unless of course you hire a maid.
Frankly, it's cheaper to just fuck the maid, and she'll probably be more pleasant and give better head.
And, don't forget that she works all the time and has no time for you, but then she complains that you don't spend enough time with her.
Everybody ought to have a maid, Someone who'll be busy as a bumblebee And even if you grumble, be As graceful as a grouse
Wriggling in the anteroom
Jiggling in the living room
Giggling in the dining room
Wiggling in the other rooms
Puttering all around the house
Ma'am, I'm going to need to see a BMI with that height number...
Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the "Democratic Candidate for Vice President of the United States".
I'm gonna predict a 3rd cat
Dating in 2020 is like being blind at the Korean DMZ.
OH yes, please, sign me up for that.
She probably has a five o’clock shadow and a dick.
I;m willing to overlook the can't cook thing because I love to cook, but the rest are inexcusable.
Theres nothing wrong with not being able to cook, it just isn’t a great advertisement to put as the #2 thing about yourself in your bio.
If you say so :)
I deleted bumble after they did a fundraiser for Planned Parenthood where they would donate for every match.
Check out "Upward" it's a Christian dating app.
They recently did a huge BLM one too about a month or two ago
Many women assume men want what women find attractive in a man. So they mistakenly make themselves into man-repelling ball busters.
Many men assume women want what men find attractive in a woman. So they mistakenly make themselves into woman-repelling Nice Guys.
Same sincere mistake, different direction, same cause: "We're equal, therefore we're the same."
be careful with this one, because men and women love in different ways. You need to be sure you mean her love for you is as much as your love for her, and not that she loves you in the same way. The way that a man loves a woman is a protective love, and the only woman in a man's life who will ever love you like that is your mother. The way that a woman loves a man is respectful love, which is the kind of love that you have for your mother. If you expect a woman to love you the same way your mother did you will be eternally disappointed and will come to resent many woman who did truly and genuinely love you anyway. If you ever try to love a woman in the same way that you love your mother you will cause her to become disgusted with you. Women often say "I don't want to be his mother" and this is what they mean, when a man is confused about the different ways that men and women experience and share love it creeps them out when you try to treat a woman the same as your mother.
It goes like this
Man -> Woman -> Child
Man <- Woman <- Child
Yes and I completely understand what you're talking about there
In that regard I cannot give you much advice because western women these days are just legitimately broken in a lot of respects. I almost always get a large number of downvotes any time I say it, probably from ladypedes here, but my advice is to try a girl from a family of immigrants or if you travel out of the country then finding a girl in another country. We talk a lot about redpilling on this forum, from a lot of people who did not grow up conservative children of conservative parents having a Wile E. Coyote moment in the real world and becoming red pilled. Well generally for women growing up in the West it's a similar thing, unless you are a rare woman who was raised right, the odds that you're a shitty broad that isn't worth anybody's time is astronomical, and leads to the incredibly common experience of what you're talking about here, Zekk.
Which is why I advise child of immigrants women or foreign women, they grew up in a different culture that has more respect for the role the man plays within the household and is able to do the things that I have talked about in this thread. It's just generally less of a headache trying to do than sift through all the white women to find one that isn't poisoned. Remember though that all women are crazy so you just need to find what kind of crazy you're acceptable with living with. My girl is Colombian and her crazy is that it takes very little to set her off but as long as she isn't yelling at me then when she goes all Latin on something I get hard as a rock. If she had a bad day at work and she isn't in the mood for sex she knows better than to tell me about her day because as soon as she starts ranting about whatever happened I'm on her like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. That's the kind of thing I'm talking about, finding the crazy that works for you.
Anyway I hope any part of this rambling nonsense helped.
Well if you're getting old enough you might be able to land a girl with daddy issues that's really into the whole DDLG thing, but I don't know if that's your style
I'm a freak and got lucky with my girl, I can readily admit that shit. At any rate, God be with you in your quest brother.
She admits offering nothing, has no time for a relationship, following the cat-lady stereotype, liberal - so very likely confrontational and delusional in this day and age, graduate degree so at least near mid 20s if not older, and thinks she's a major catch because she doesn't understand why she's single. Here it is, men don't need/want what little she's offering. Her education, her job, and her cats aren't worth much. Men can provide all those things for themselves without her if they wanted. She'll likely be lazy around the house and become just another chore for any man to come home to after work. Tack on divorce rates and biased family courts and it's a horrible situation from start to finish. Why would any man with any self respect want that?
Her waistline indicates a standing date with a buffet.
huh.... sounds like my ex
Yeah the single liberal woman with multiple cats who doesn't clean... And she's trying to find a single heterosexual man to be somewhere near her huh??... Hmmm that's a tough one.. Best I can do is a lgbtqiabbqbyob thing, they will pretty much give it up for anything that is willing to pretend they're attractive and human.
Not even a good roommate let alone wifey material
"I will live with you and you will provide for me but I won't love you " has got to be my all time favourite liberal ice breaker, personally.
Reminds me of the song "Scott Pilgrim VS The World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women". Just like the girls made fun of in that song.
Went over to a punk subreddit on the shittier version of this site to see what they had to say about that song.
I've never seen so many unironic usages of "lOl aLL mEn arE incel thIs SOnG PrOvEs IT" alongside "YoU caN't jUdGE aNy WAmmiN foR LIEKY TraNdS thAT's MisoGYNy."
It's almost as deliciously ironic as all the people crying out "hold up, when has punk ever been about rude and edgy messages that offend the mainstream THAT I DON'T LIKE?"
Funny how guys like Jello Biafra still think they're part of a counterculture.
Liberal is a code word for democrap, very few libs vote red.
Dislikes cleaning? Haha who the fuck puts that on their profile?
At least everyone can easily avoid her now.
Why does she end "... I'm single?" with a question mark instead of a period?
Because her degree is worthless?
I'm sure it had a very clear cost with a lifetime of student loan repayments, but its value is highly questionable. I suspect that although she works 'all the time' her income is not that high, or she would have more than two cats by now.
I'm not trying to brag but one of the things my husband praises me for continually how "domestic" I am. I come from a family who likes to cook and bake, I like keeping our house nice. I also believe the man is the head of the house (not some master in some whackadoo liberal's "Handmaids Tail" fantasy but rather the final decision maker). I also was wise to chose a man who respects me and does his utmost to share the burden (considering we both work and have a kid so we both share chores at home). It is a well-balanced marriage; we suit each other well and feel like a team.
Of all the girls he dated before he met me (apparently a lot of artsy chicks), I'm the only one who could cook (I take that to mean "cook well"). That's...... so sad to me. It's not even that hard of a skill; I grew up believing everyone cooked. If you can read you can cook for goodness sake! Then again, there's my ex-sister-in-law who could "cook" but everything she made was absolutely tasteless. How do you make chocolate cake and homemade ice cream have NO taste?!!?!?
Teach your son's and daughters too cook, people!
Can't cook, won't clean. What a selfish cunt. Swipe right so when you get a match you can just torture her over her bad decisions.
Hey fuck you, cats are cool.
That app is just a bunch of sluts.
Girls without daddy’s do not make marriage material
Cats and Liberal would have been enough for me to swipe left.
That's one thing I do find funny. There's a section of people on the right that dislike cats and one that like cats. I have a cat, am decent cook and have a lovely girlfriend. However I know plenty of families that are less trump supporting than I am (but huge Trump supporters) and do not like cats whatsoever.
I'm quite allergic to cats, so as much as it could be about the crazy cat lady stereotype, it's more about the allergies than anything. It's the same with dogs.
Your single because you're a useless cunt
disliking cleaning is the first red flag
liberals are fucking slobs
also with multi colored dyed hair, unshaved body, smelling like ass and looks like she was hit with an ugly MOAB
Few people like cleaning and it's perfectly okay to not like cooking, but those are two baseline essential skills to taking care of yourself as an adult.
I can tell from a glance that this person is a major womanchild.
What would you say you do here ??
Feminism and the desire to "be men" or prove they can do what men do as pushed by the media has destroyed the value of women for a lot of guys..... and to a certain degree vise versa. At least she was honest....probably has three kids by three different fathers and won't help with the bills either.... If love was only a financial transaction.....as some like to make it....they're not bringing a lot to the table many times.....but still think that P is worth it's weight in gold....
Puts height but not weight. Probably a tubbo.