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POTUS_DonnieJ [S] 108 points ago +108 / -0

She was decently good looking. And if shes good at head, she probably has a bunch of dicks in her mouth every weekend, but none of that materializes in a relationship, and she has no idea why judging by what she thinks is important for a dating app bio.

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flatdarkearth 81 points ago +81 / -0

I saw this chick on tinder today who had two memes on her profile. One was shitting on blue lives matter in a really bad way then the next was this meta new age picture quote pic that was all like “ people go in and out of your life because you are such a good person...“ blah blah Something about karma, being a good caring selfless person is the reason that people will go in & out of your life because you’re just so good. The hypocrisy literally made me laugh out loud

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DaesDaemar 59 points ago +59 / -0

Nice that she gave you clear signs to keep on moving.

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terrichris 18 points ago +18 / -0

My brother met his wife on match.com 15 years ago.

He said their profiles are personality resumes with pictures.

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POTUS_DonnieJ [S] 24 points ago +24 / -0

Not anymore. I bought a Match membership a while back and ended up getting a refund because its just turned into another one of those swipe platforms.

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MerlynTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

See New Age stuff...move on.

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ztrich007 38 points ago +38 / -0

Ah, yes. She attracts people, then once they find out who she is, they leave, and this is her way of comforting herself with the fact people keeping leaving her. Classic contorted liberal reasoning.

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meals23 41 points ago +41 / -0

a wise man once told me

literally any woman can catch a dick, but the trick is to make it to the endzone without fumbling

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thisguy883 9 points ago +9 / -0

Man, I miss chat rooms.

Some of the most interesting people i've met were through chat rooms back in the old yahoo chat days.

Now, its just a barren waste land with bots and people (Men) wanting to show off their asshole.

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MerlynTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

bitter nancys ...or crazy nancys?

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Robert_oconnor 8 points ago +8 / -0

ShE Is EvOlViNg YoU DiSgUsTiNg BiGoT!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Derplestiltzkin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thats better than the 4'9" troll of a woman I had match me who had a pic of her and an always-terrifying looking chuck schumer.

I occasionally take my date filters off bumble (no libs) to see what has matched me since people with their politics not set (or hidden?) get caught up in it. It's hilariously stereotypical - pink haired ham planets

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G_regulator 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm such a great person that people meet me then realise I'm a piece of shit and run to the hills.

Winning strategy.

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Rothbard 15 points ago +15 / -0

Thats the truth. I banged several crazy-ass lefty chicks. Good for a fuck and to be dirty with. But I went and married a catholic conservative.

Actually, all my conservative female friends are married at 30. All the left wing chicks I know are still single. I have even told a few of them the reason why. They don't believe it. But the only guys who will date them are lazy, left-wing pussies.

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DrMoustachio 11 points ago +19 / -8

I won't lock girls like her down, but I will always dick them down.

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DaayTerkErJerbs 31 points ago +32 / -1

Something something never stick your dick in crazy

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iamjohnwick 17 points ago +17 / -0

I cannot overstate the truth of this.

Source: saw a girl for about 2 months who is easily a 12/10, but is totally and completely batshit insane. I paid dearly for that relationship.

Don’t do it. The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

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FergieJR 5 points ago +5 / -0

You just didn't pull out fast enough. Two months sounds like punishment

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ProVoice 13 points ago +14 / -1

Something something crazy hot matrix

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Rothbard 8 points ago +8 / -0

Its alright if you have a good out strategy. Fake name, don't take them home, etc.

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thisguy883 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just lie about literally everything you are. You'll know if someone is pretty crazy first few dates.

I always give a fake name and a burner number or just chat via messenger.

Saved me many headaches in my life.

This was back in my online dating days.

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FergieJR -7 points ago +4 / -11

Meh even the ones of value want experience in the bedroom even if they don't wanna know the truth of how you got it.

Be a Chad and red pill and dick some ladies bros

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Destineed369 10 points ago +10 / -0

Go rub one out and then go back to talking to her and see if you say the same.

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meals23 12 points ago +12 / -0

Post Nut Clarity is legit. She isn't worth your time if you feel nothing about her afterward. This is why some guys call it "Getting the poison out". You think clearly afterward and that's just about the only time you can get making serious decisions.

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Robert_oconnor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just be careful man i've been with some crazy ladies just because i was horny and man so much trouble better wait for a good woman, specially now that you can get me too'ed

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JackIsALarp 9 points ago +9 / -0

and have an oopsie kid only to have to co-raise it with someone batshit insane.

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Robert_oconnor 2 points ago +2 / -0

man that is one of my fears having kids with a crazy bitch, that's why now i'm choosing really carefully. Like my dad told me "think with the head you have up there and not the one down your pants"

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bad idea, bro.

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DCdeplorable 8 points ago +8 / -0

Isn't bumble the one where women have to message first? She could literally be her own worst enemy in who shes ignoring..