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WuhunFastFoodCourt 4 points ago +4 / -0

My partner is quite bright, hates this year's 'justice' movement but **still ** rolls into the kitchen in the morning with CNN talking points. I've given up trying to figure out what that malfunction is about.

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BlackHorse 4 points ago +4 / -0

If your partner is a woman, that's a long book to read. No disrespect ladies, just saying. I've been trying to figure my woman out since 1983, and sometimes I feel like I'm on chapter 1.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Naw, 1st wife passed from cancer. 2nd just didn't work. 3rd is a guy half my age that I've been with for 13 years. Honestly, women are a lot easier to deal with.

The key to a smooth hetro relationship: "You're right. I was wrong. How could I have been so stupid. I will never do that again."

Guys: "Put down that chainsaw. So help me god I'll spray paint "gay lives splatter on the side of your shitbox car." Yeah, I've voting Trump, try and stop me. Pussy."

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cornczech 2 points ago +2 / -0

Naw, the women in my family are more, "Now put down the shotgun, Sugar...." We already know we're right, but just like to give a reminder why you don't want to do that again ;)

However, I told my husband that some of the most volatile relationships I have ever seen were between gay men....