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Discount_Lion_Safari 30 points ago +30 / -0

Fish are friends not vaccine components.

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Bizz 17 points ago +17 / -0

Chinks already slaughter 70 million+ a year maybe they can start harvesting more than the fins.

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Bonami 13 points ago +14 / -1

Back in the day they used pregnant horse urine to make some medicines, how did that work? They artificially inseminated the horses, then when they were almost at term they aborted them and reinseminated them, again, and again, and again. Pure evil.

And I think killing a bazillion sharks to make a medicine that will cost a fortune to fight a virus that kills next to no one so they can run a lock down to steal civil rights is also pure evil.

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V-FOR-VICTOR 11 points ago +11 / -0

Soon they’ll say they need 1 billion male foreskins for the main ingredient in COVID vaccine.

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p8riot 9 points ago +9 / -0

"It's just a foreskin"

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Jaqen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clump of cells bro.

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DonaldoTrumpeto -3 points ago +2 / -5

There's 7 billion people on earth. 500k sharks isn't much. In other words a shark dies for 14000 people.

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p8riot 9 points ago +9 / -0

But how many sharks are there?

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We won't know until we kill them all."

  • Crazy Nancy
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Wess-mantooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

we will have a better idea after, honk honk

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Jaqen 1 point ago +1 / -0

10 billion last I looked.

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MrMcGreenGenes 7 points ago +7 / -0

For those keeping track, the warp speed vaccine ingredients include shark liver.

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wethedownvoted 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look at me

I am the China now

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DaemonKrog 5 points ago +5 / -0

So they turned to Chinese medicine and are going to push it as a vaccine... 🤡 🌎

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9moreyears 5 points ago +5 / -0

Start with the pier I fish from on the Gulf Coast. We have at least that many.

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bonnet head? That's what I used to run into a shitload of on the Atlantic. Right around the Florida/ Georgia coast.

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9moreyears 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blacktips and Spinners, Gulf Shores (AL)

And occasional Bulls.

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PaigeAshley 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh no! They can't do that!

I can't stand sharks, but they are very important to the food chain in their areas and shouldn't be just killed off.

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Mr_Pink 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would glady trade communists for sharks

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sharks brains and some other deep-water aquatic sea-life produce an alert response secretion with similar chemical compound structures to that of the popular and extremely controversial pedophilia drug Adrenochrome. Keep an eye on this story folks.

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DrainNIH 4 points ago +5 / -1

Jesus. A crime against God's creation, all for a bullshit vaccine we don't need. Sorry, POTUS, I don't think we need it.

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DefundCNN 4 points ago +4 / -0

The antrax vaccine given before the gulf war is arguably the most harmful vaccine that has been put on the market. Many people who looked at it concluded the issue was the squalene used in it, particularly in groups who got vaccines with high doses of squalene. So honestly if we kill 500k sharks to get a lot of squalene for a pointless vaccine this will just be karma working itself out, especially since the libs tend to state they are for animal rights and environmental protection, but also blindly believe in pharma companies.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

My sister got that vaccine before she was stationed in the UAE. Then she came down with lymphoma at a time when it was untreatable. Her H still thinks it was the vaccines.

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jubyeonin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't Tread on My Waters

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philnmdg 4 points ago +4 / -0

Synthesize it in a lab

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WidePepoSad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Further reason not to take it.

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Gobberwarts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Researchers estimated that approximately 100 million to 273 million sharks are killed annually by humans.

It will take about a day to collect what we need.

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xopi 2 points ago +2 / -0

This has traditional Chinese medicine written all over it. I'm halfway surprised the secret ingredient wasn't tiger penis.

They created the virus. Are we getting advice on how to stop it from them too?

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pedeypete 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course, the vaccine component isn't in the fins. The shark is going to die anyway, so we'll be taking those too.

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Jaqen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Considering there are way more sharks than there are people, I don’t find this terribly upsetting.

Then again I have no desire to get this vaccine in the first place.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 1 point ago +1 / -0

hydrochloroquine.

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MaouRem -3 points ago +2 / -5

Not a fan of the vaccine, but those sharks should die for food anyway

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HillaryAteMyBaby -9 points ago +2 / -11

I'm OK with this, sharks are just swimming stomachs with razor sharp teeth