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Snake 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden can’t even get through a scripted TV interview. Trump is right I think. It’s gotta be drugs.

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The_RedWolf 17 points ago +17 / -0

He learned from his first 2016 debate mistake of not prepping where it’s safe to say he lost. (Vs Clinton)

He prepped for the second and third and he did much better.

He’s been prepping this time around and started early.

He’s going to destroy Biden

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pmurTJdlanoD 20 points ago +20 / -0

19 out of every 20 questions GEOTUS is asked are stupid “gotcha” questions, he’s been preparing for four years.

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Rainman 17 points ago +17 / -0

All Trump really has to do anytime Biden says "I'm going to do this or that" is to ask why he didn't do that in 47 years in office. He'd then have to claim he tried and was unsuccessful or he never tried... both are very damaging

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden will storm off in a rage after unsuccessfully trying to turn violent. DJT needs to dominate the whole time slot just as he would if he were doing Joe Rogan's show without Biden.

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CactusPete 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wallace Q to Trump: Why do you lie so much?

Wallace Q to Biden: What's your favorite color?

<Long pause, expression of panic and confusion>

Wallace Q: OK, let's make it your favorite anything

Biden: Kids. I like to sniff kids.

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Touché

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Slapstick86 6 points ago +6 / -0

You might be right, but the most important thing trump did during the first debate was come off reasonable and sound, not the unhinged maniac the media made him out to be. Watching the first debate was quite a redpill for me.

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The_RedWolf 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree with you, I remember that was the bit that most people took away from it

Better to look normal but debate meh versus looking unhinged.

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Rothbard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah all these people say Trump? But he is a moron. Yeah sure he became a billionaire, the number 1 paid tv personality, banged 100s of models and became the president of the US while both major parties hated him. Yeah I'm sure he is real dumb.

You just don't luck and bluff your way into that.

It's like he is on a basketball team and centipedes are the fans. He single handedly wins every game. Despite 2 team members who refuse to pass to him, 1 who passes to the opposition and 1 who tries to help but isn't a great player. The coach is even telling him not to do his sick moves. But he brings home championship after championship. Then people are like that guy can't play ball.

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TiltedOutOfBall3 29 points ago +29 / -0

In 2016 while working for CNN, Donna Brazile gave debate/interview questions to the Clinton Campaign in advance. Never forget.

https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/39807

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DJT2020 29 points ago +29 / -0

And Fox hired that bitch. Never forget.

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MagaMita 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly.

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rebelde_sin_causa 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's just the time we know about

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Trump2024 28 points ago +28 / -0

Mr. President, what is your thought on returning to the gold standard?

You know, I was thinking about that this very morning and somehow it lead me to wondering how in the hell does the mayor of Moscow's wife wire 3 million dollars to the crackhead son of sleepy pedo Joe Biden? Can you answer that?

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WassermanSchultz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fact check: Pants on fire! It was $3.5M.

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Trump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lolz!

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MehNahMehNah 5 points ago +5 / -0

... and this will happen. Wallace is too weak to keep GEOTUS on a pre-determined track. I expect Joe's handlers anticipate this and have some strategy prepared, but ole Sniffy's coordination and reflexes aren't sharp enough to counter and go on the offensive.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I do hope he transitions to using "Jim Crow Joe."

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only his Doctor needs to

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Guffman 16 points ago +16 / -0

All he has to do is start pestering Joe constantly about all of Hunter's BS.... Joe will blow a gasket!

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runonce 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's easy to piss Biden off and he takes some spectacularly unhinged tangents. Best example is when he makes any criticism of him into a personal attack on his dead kid.

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GoGoGadgetGringo 13 points ago +14 / -1

Hillary was infinitely more sharp than Joe Biden and look what happened to her.

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runonce 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't trust Fox, don't trust Wallace (although he can be a perfectly disingenuous faggot all on his own), and don't trust the democrats (obviously) not to try anything to give Biden any unfair advantage. Hope they screw up his meds.

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DJ_NeckBrace 8 points ago +8 / -0

Could you imagine if Joe has a bad trip or just comes out looking/acting like a crack head!? You KNOW they're going to HAVE to put him on some PED. I don't know if covefe alone will be enough lololol

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Winter_Is_Coming2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

He has been having trouble breathing in a few appearances lately

Can he even stand for two hours without needing to sit down?

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Sliim 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes. Not only will Biden have support in his ear, but Fox will be “fact checking” Trump’s responses as well...essentially attacking Trump from both sides.

My wife still has this old mindset that Fox News is “our channel”, but that ship is just as rotten as the others.

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Crisis83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking at the millions the owner of Fox News, Robert Murdoch and his wife have donated to the Democrats, rest assured fox is “not out channel”. Murdoch did donate to Republicans as well, but only a million and mainly to Rino’s with TDS. Opensecrets.org tracks campaign donations.

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JBlaze056 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hopefully he calls out Biden for his years of politician grifting in China, Ukraine, and everywhere else’s he has been involved. When Biden says “come one man” as a response, Trump should say “this is serious Joe. The Ukrainian people lost millions so the Bidens could be bought”.

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JihadAlot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know this is a huge rant, but I visited Ukraine quite frequently 2012-2016 due to dating a Ukrainian. Spent roughly 2 months there every time i had a college break and was able to witness the Ukrainian revolution. Beautiful country and landmarks but most of the capital city was destroyed in riots.

Basically, the US and the EU were trying to do everything they could to support overthrowing Ukraine for profit. From agitating the ex-Polish (Ukraine got a piece of Poland in WW2) and sending financial aid to back people like Antifa into causing havoc and buying out the news media to propagandize the people. There were literal commercials stating to "call this phone line if you know someone who doesnt support this cause and we will give you cash." Ukraine has always gotten great trade deals from Russia with gas, electricity, building weapons etc and the false promises NA and the EU made fucked up Ukraine so bad. By the time i ended my relationship with the ukrainian woman, they were already having rolling blackouts (due to Russia taking back the benefits they gave Ukraine deal wise), crippled economy and a new very radical party in control. Really woke me up to the international politics America has been doing back door that the world doesnt talk about and only harms other countrys. These politicians have been using other countrys as testing grounds to incite rebellions for years and they ravage those countrys to make a quick buck. There is a reason why Eastern Ukraine wanted to defect back to Russia (instead they were called terrorists) and touted that Russian soldiers were fighting in Ukraine.

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rifrafgiraffe 7 points ago +7 / -0

The issue is if he had an ear piece and can stall long enough for someone to start feeding answers.

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pmurTJdlanoD 13 points ago +13 / -0

It’s not easy to repeat something someone’s saying in your ear, and especially not in Biden’s condition. But would be hilarious to see.

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10MeV 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ve wondered if that may be what’s happening when he glitches out sometimes during interviews.

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0v3rKill 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's going to be a figurative blood bath on Tuesday if Biden actually attempts to debate POTUS

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could try the cone of silence?

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Beat_to_Quarters 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's going to have to talk about what he wants to talk about, otherwise all the questions will be forcing him to be on the defensive. He needs to pick the battles and talk about the things nobody wants to ask Joe Biden.

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generated_name 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Hey joe, Go like this"

puts fingers in ears and twists

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polish_snausage 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's why Chris Wallace is there. He knows what biden is supposed to say and is there to help joe

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magnokor 3 points ago +3 / -0

All President Trump has to do, open the debate like this:

Trump - "Hi, I am Donald Trump. What is your name?"

Biden - "I don't know what my name is. Where am I? Who am I?"

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As others have pointed out, an electronic jammer to stop Joe's handlers talking to the devices they have in Joe's ears, or nose, would be helpful too.

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KeKnasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would think a jammer would not work. I would think that it would most likely have an effect on some of the electronic that would be there to broadcast this live. The better option is for Trump to demand someone check his ear at the start of the debate.

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mangoatshark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not to mention secret service coms

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

"All we can do is re-elect Trump."

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BuffaloReaper94 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably not a popular opinion, but as GEOTUS points out, the hop up Ol’ Hoe with something that makes him almost lucid for short periods, so I’m not pinning all my hopes on an absolute meltdown. He has a history of being able step up for the big moments.

That said, he’s been rapidly deteriorating lately and it is my fervent hope that he goes blank and literally shits himself on live tv. (Enough of the “poor old man” routine; the guy is a reprehensible, crooked cocksucker and deserves much worse than what he’ll get). But i don’t see the implosion as being a gore gone conclusion.

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MehNahMehNah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even his 'lucid' moments are canned well-worn political tripe. Joe has had half a century to learn how to deliver it with *conviction *.

C'mon, Man!

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MAGA12 2 points ago +2 / -0

He knows. The mod interrupting Trump to stay on the topics joe knows will be non stop.

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HiGloss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just jam the teleprompter

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many_such_cases 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden will be juiced up and wearing an earpiece.

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quigonkenny 2 points ago +2 / -0

First thing Trump needs to do is "get delayed" an hour or so by some minor unnamed "emergency". Just enough time for whatever they've pumped Biden full of to get him "up to sniff" to start wearing off. It would be a bloodbath.

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Rothbard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump should say can you smell that Joe? Joe sniffs the air. Trump: bet you can.

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InterloperKO 1 point ago +1 / -0

The whole business of running on scripts is what corrupted them in the first place

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RoosterHeadBad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think Trump needs to approach this carefully. He should not be a bully, but rather act compassionate towards Biden. If Biden is struggling, go over to him and put his hand on his back. Trump can take total control this way. I would feel uncomfortable watching an elderly man with dementia getting steamrolled.

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mangoatshark 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would feel comfortable watching a steamroll.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope (assuming there is any time involving both Biden and DJT) that DJT says "c'mon man," and waits for Joe to react. Then says to the camera we all know that's Joe's cry for help.

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JoeSnifDaKidz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly why he has a lid on his mouth right now. He’s in the basement while Kalamazoo undresses for him if he can read the lines like a good shill.

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