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CactusPete 29 points ago +29 / -0

Is that the one that makes him the Angry Grandpa?

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Jamesben 17 points ago +17 / -0

"What, fat?!"

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

"why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why... you're gettin' nervous, man!"

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CONNMAN 8 points ago +8 / -0

No that's when the withdrawals set in and it's time for his next dose

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xcvi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden has anger issues recently. He might be doing testosterone replacement therapy (not a bad thing) but combining dementia with a short fuse is recipe for disaster.

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Smubbs 23 points ago +25 / -2

There's no way adderall isn't gonna make things worse. It's just gonna agitate him, make him more talkative, with no improvement in his Alzheimer's sentences. It's just gonna be Look fat, corn pop x100.

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drachennwolf 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd pay to see it.

Young Joe Biden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv61yEcOqpw

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 12 points ago +12 / -0

The best part is the smile at the end, as if he is happy with the sentence that he's concocted. Exactly like Biden in 2020.

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's pretty damned adorable!

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bubadmt 19 points ago +19 / -0

Adderall and a little bit of diazepam to take any edge off.

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Dirk_Diggler 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ah, the Michael Jackson comeback special.

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FlamingButBased 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mix it with a little (read: a lot) of booze and you've got a classic Nancy 'n Hillary. Best served chilled over ice with Jennie's ice cream as a pairing.

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Mrsattorney 16 points ago +16 / -0

My guess is something more potent than that. At times, Biden looks like he's either coming down from something or he's experiencing a drug reaction. He has exhibited shortness of breath. Maybe a pede with a medical background could explain what we are seeing.

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Geezergal 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm wondering if it's something that is not fda approved yet.....I suspect they've been trying all others for awhile. It's only been the last couple of interviews that haven't been appalling.

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kekkk 8 points ago +8 / -0

Why take Adderall when you can have Hunter hook you up with that fire blow?

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JoeandHunterBiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Look fat. I mean c'mon man. I've never even heard of this Hunter Biden guy. Look, I've told all a y'all more than once, I don't know the guy alright?

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South_Florida_Guy 21 points ago +21 / -0

Big shot in the ass!

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

haha!

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Formerlurker92 19 points ago +19 / -0

Adrenaline, botox, spirit cooking, ear peices. Alright now were ready to lose to trump bigley

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Smubbs 14 points ago +15 / -1

There's no way adderall isn't gonna make things worse. It's just gonna agitate him, make him more talkative, with no improvement in his Alzheimer's sentences. It's just gonna be Look fat, corn pop x100.

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kekkk 6 points ago +6 / -0

8 balls from Hunter...

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Batman 16 points ago +16 / -0

We’ve lowered the bar so much for Biden, as long as he doesn’t shit himself, he’ll be considered to have won.

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bubadmt 9 points ago +9 / -0

CNN: Yes, Biden defecated himself on national television, but context is everything. Here's why he actually won.

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Batman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can be strategically deployed to get out of meetings, however.

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Workingdead 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hes calling a lid on his campaign early everyday so he can adjust his sleep schedule to avoid dementia sun downers for the debate. Also lets him be on Beijing time so he can be on the phone selling our jobs to the chi-coms all night.

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Doubld 12 points ago +12 / -0

Doesn't matter what they pump Joe full of. As soon as Trump brings up Hunter's money from foreign countries, Joe going to loose it.

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thehacker4channel 10 points ago +10 / -0

I think the reason they’ve been keeping Joe locked away every day at 10:00am is to experiment on just the right combination of drugs to allow him to perform as perfectly as possible during the debate.

Still, Biden at his best can’t touch Trump at his worst, so Trump will win anyway.

The DNC just needs Joe to be able to speak at the right times so their plants in the media can say Joe won. Just like they all said Hillary won.

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Geezergal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time any of them calls Trump a liar, I just have to remember these people are absolutely nuts if they don't think we know who the real liars are. Even dems know. They just don't care.

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Purp1eOne 9 points ago +9 / -0

sleepy's camp already put a lid on the day and said they won't do a drug test.

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump · 2h Joe Biden just announced that he will not agree to a Drug Test. Gee, I wonder why?

The bar is set so low for sleepy if just makes it through the debate the lame stream will call it victory.

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ObamasLooseButthole 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even if he doesn't make it through the debate they will call it a win.

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Loc12 8 points ago +8 / -0

Since he's been prepping 24/7 for the last 2 weeks, I expect the best debate ever

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Super_Duper_Wall 7 points ago +7 / -0

Methamphetamines have been shown to improve cognitive function (short term memory recollection) in mice but at the cost of long term memory impairment.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4414988/

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ThePowerOfPrayer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Biden's long term memory is already shot. He thinks he's been in government for 180 years.

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Super_Duper_Wall 3 points ago +3 / -0

What better person to dope up before he gets Clinton’d

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YourTendiesWillBurn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that one was an attempted joke. If they were smart, they would have had him doing more of that in the preceding months. Then once he starts babbling about the 13 gorillion killed by gun violence or some such shit, they could try to pass it off as "just a joke,man".

But we know they aren't that smart. They're going to give him the speedball. Like putting nitrous on a car missing one front wheel.

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123breadman 6 points ago +6 / -0

IV bags full of meth, coffee, cocaine, adrenaline, stem cells, you name it.

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edxzxz 4 points ago +4 / -0

4 year old nags at Pimlico piss cleaner. Lance Armstrong in his heyday was cleaner. I'll laugh my ass off when Biden has to be rushed to the hospital for being overdosed by his handlers. A senile arrogant moron on adderall is still a senile arrogant moron.

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fapoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

holy moly, one day away, is this really going to happen?

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Theonlyagent 4 points ago +4 / -0

Liquid preparation is low energy.

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3_cheers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe will probably use a patch, or slow release pump. Maybe some device they can remotely 'dial in as they monitor his performance. Love to know what's in the cocktail they've concocted for the debate.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

The earpiece will be put in the next room.

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FlamingButBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

Andrenochrome.

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CovfefeVideo 3 points ago +3 / -0

The six million dollar come on, man.

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CONNMAN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thought it was going to be a doctor lubing his index and middle fingers

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why won't he submit to a drug test? He knows he would fail

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Ch138 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if his body double wasn't perfected? Screw a drug test... DNA.

Im Jill Husbands Joe Wife. How're ya?

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Xekoroth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe gets completely tangled up when he's upset, don't think the drugs they would be using to help will be fixing that issue. Much more probable they'll make it worse.

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Android17 2 points ago +2 / -0

flase flag so the debate never happens. planted maga gear or sleeper agent posed as maga supporter.

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BirthHole 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden will be on a stimulant, and whatever Biden shoots up you can guarantee doesnt show on any current 'drug screen'.

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lank23 2 points ago +2 / -0

bend on over Joe, its time for your brain meds.....come on man...again...third time today I i haven't finished my coffee....later....i need a nap......ZZZZ....ZZZZZ....ZZZZZ...ZZZZZ

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Pilotaaron1 2 points ago +2 / -0

It bothers the hell out of me because we all know that's exactly what's happening. I really hope they fuck up the dosage tomorrow.

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Spezsucksballs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fresh blood from a virgin child.

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SauronWasFramed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Getting fitted for his invisible receiver too. We need to figure out a way to jam radio transmission do he only gets static.

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Batman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also, what’s the longest Biden has gone without a teleprompter during this campaign?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're doing it wrong. I have it on good authority that the shot goes right in his ass.

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clang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is not using drugs in just the same way that a driver refusing a breathalyzer isn't drunk

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Rusty_Bungus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hot nurse

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Trump4a3rdTerm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. Gonna be pumped full of drugs to appear less low energy.

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gorillachannel 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is how you rack up Internet points. Nothing but a stock photo and a short title. And it's actually pretty good.

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had this really dark image in my head that is impossible for me to draw, of RBG(long time ago obviously lol) off stage just seconds before revealing herself.

She's in a dingy dark room in a recliner with a huge IV stand rigged into her arm. She looks like The Senate(palpatine duh) in that she's even more shriveled than humanly possible, drooling, bleeding from the mouth and just making the most gut wrenching gasps you can imagine.

Rbg: "KKKKIIIIIILLLLL MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!! MAKE IT STOP I BEG YOU!!!!! JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE TO DIE! I BEG YOU LORD!!!! PLEASE!!!!!! ILL DO ANYTHING JUST SHOWNME MERCY DEAR GOD PLEASE!!!!!"

God: Lol

Anyway, instead of a traditional IV bag, the IV in her arm leads to a large glass jar, like the ones they pickle hog's feet and shit in. A jar about the size of a small basket is perched atop metal stand. Inside the jar is a dark murky amber-reddish liquid that can't be seen through entirely.

Anyway, as the scene goes on, a tiny hand, piece of an arm, and a couple legs bump against the glass and are barely visible because they're just straight up chucking infants and fetuses(idk why i make ANY distinction there between the two, i just wanna get the image across right lol) into acid that's being dissolved and injected into her arm.

After about 20 minutes of this they remove the IV, she looks.... Youthful....(well.... As youthful as we saw on tv right at the end) for the 30 seconds they chuck her on stage and pull her back off IMMEDIATELY before she starts shrivelling up like some sort of veiny, degenerative, Sith Lord.

Also, her doctors moving in and out the room look like the demons from Jacob's Ladder( which was inspired by Thalidomide birth defects and went on to be the inspiration for the freaky ass monsters in Silent Hill, in case Jacob's ladder doesn't ring a bell)

This vision has haunted me for a good while now. At least the bitch is finally dead.

Edit: this image popped into my head back around 2016 when i first wokenup politically. I honestly feel bad for ripping so hard on a dead woman, but the image has been there for a good while and it's... Well it isn't funny but I do like sharing it so I'm not the only person haunted by this lol

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bubbletea 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brain surgery?

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Jimmy_Russler 2 points ago +2 / -0

20 CCs of adrenachrome, stat!

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

That hypo is going right in the butt