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goodguy 41 points ago +41 / -0

Wallace is pure Fox controlled scum.

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supermagafragilistic 19 points ago +19 / -0

Last I read there's a limited audience right? Trump derives so much of his power from peoples reactions and its going to suck to miss that. Hearing the crowd erupt after he told crooked that she'd be in jail was better than any sports moment I've ever witnessed.

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Nonredneck4 7 points ago +7 / -0

bingo. Chris will retain full referee's privileges for the title bout.

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BigIronBigIron 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't he involved with C.F.R.?

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Nonredneck4 3 points ago +3 / -0

this

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Ou812ou812 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ding Bang Ow?

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aside 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sum ting Wong

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unspecified_user 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wi Tu Lo

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6079SmithW 3 points ago +5 / -2

Wun Wing Wong.

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CactusPete 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wi Ohn Bi Den

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +11 / -0

right, so that means you'll just hear him ask questions off-camera then? and scold the audience for saying anything during the debate? OH WAIT: who gets to pick who's "allowed" in the audience? is it just the candidates' families and then "whoever else the hosting network invites"?

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E-dantes 6 points ago +6 / -0

No audience. Should be trump, biden, Wallace, and a time keeper who gets lost watching the debate and forgets to call time.

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or a baseball game.

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JoeandHunterBiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your a Chinese jet pilot?

Well any friend of china is a friend of mine.

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BigIronBigIron 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe he's the infamous Wong Wei

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LurkNoMore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except he died. No loss there.

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Waste of a victory mark for one of our boys.

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ekos640 7 points ago +7 / -0

sad thing is he'll be the best of all the moderators - the shiniest turd in the bucket

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably this^

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Redditcanblowme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hail to the king, baby.

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BasedCentipede9000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shop smart,

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Slothboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

All right you primitive screw-heads, listen up!

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NaturalAC1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are they going to screw with the lighting again to make Trump look bad? Pathetic!

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drdespinz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the bad spray tan is purposeful. I mean he dropped 70K on his hair in 2017 alone, and you're telling me he couldn't find a better spray tan? We have the science. All I know is biden will be under the lights with a boatload of makeup and trump will be raw dogging it. The lights will be brutal as they are.

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump should bring his own bn lighting crew....bwahahaha

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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm no fan of Wallace at all, I think he's a commie just like his dad was. That said, I wouldn't put it past him to toss a few hard questions at Biden. People aren't stupid when it comes to detecting bias if it's too obvious. He's got to maintain the appearance of impartiality.

Plus, I think Wallace might be a little bit personally irritated at Biden. He's been inviting Biden on his Sunday morning show for months, and Biden has consistently refused. Trump didn't refuse.

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drdespinz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wallace has played hardball with presidents of all backgrounds. He will not go easy on either candidate. He doesn't respond well to being challenged though, if you've seen his interview with president bill Clinton where Clinton just rants at him like an angry parent for minutes on end about him not being tough on republican guests.

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Crusty_Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s gonna carry Biden’s water for him... whatever his handlers can’t through the earpiece

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FreedomFromGovt 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'll be engaging in 'stealth editorializing', then? Because that's the only way that dog smegma is gonna stay "invisible".

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SatanicSoros 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ya, its a shame but Donald will dominate sleepy Joe & compromised Chris

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E-dantes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Debate moderators should ask a question then shut the hell up. Let the men/women debate until the answer has no retort. Then proceed to the next question. It should last for hours. Not 30 seconds, go!

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Doolimite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wallace on the phone right now with Biden

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BigIronBigIron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twirling the cord, painting his nails, saying Whatcha thinkin' bout?

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

My prediction is Wallace shouting over Trump every minute or so, "But Mr. President, Mr. President, that's just not true!" "Now Mr President, I can't let you get away with that..."

"VP Biden, do you prefer puppies or kittens?"

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charbatch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll eat my hat if Wallace doesn't interject himself after something Trump says. No fucking way he will be invisible.

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xBigCoffinHunter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh, I trust that he would do a better job of it than anyone at CNN or any other network. He’s still full of shit but he’ll be closer to doing so than anyone else

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IDGAF-DT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny...Joe's handlers hope to be so too

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Dirk_Diggler 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean, you are probably qualified to fly a J-20. I think the only qualification for flying one is having the will to sit in the cockpit.

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brtf4vre 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow was this post made by Sum Ting Wong himself? A good day to you sir.

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Kekistani_Ambassador 1 point ago +1 / -0

as Rickles would say....a Mao Mao pilot

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Ronald_Dregan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know this post is dead. But it made me laugh and just wanted to say thanks for that. Chinese jet pilot...lol.

MAGA.

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Winston_Smith84 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's because he is going to be standing behind Biden where you can hardly see him while he whispers the answers into Biden's ear...and holds him up.

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MidwestNorsk 1 point ago +1 / -0

you know damn well Wallace has already given the Biden campaign all of the questions probably weeks in advance

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RedTie45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sum Ting Wong

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bubble_bursts 1 point ago +1 / -0

So Chirs Wallace will be the "systemic racism" or "COVID-19 devastation"

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Winged_Splinter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wallace will try and fact check Trump and the President will smack him down like the amoeba he is.

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Jubal777 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is your name Wun Hung Lao perhaps?

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Cdat88 1 point ago +1 / -0

So Sum Ting Wong, I have finally tracked you down! Report back to the closest CCP airfield immediately!

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sagebrushfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

To President Trump: “Understanding that had you acted sooner, 200,000 Americans would now be alive, what is your plan to atone for genocide?”

To Vice President Biden: “What types of music do you like?”

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CannonballJunior 1 point ago +1 / -0

Translation: I hope I can camouflage my anti-Trump bias just enough to sneak it past all the normie undecideds.

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Trump2k20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet, he will be as noticeable as a zit on a supermodels nose.

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DIJIT01 1 point ago +1 / -0
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Tilethewall2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Som ting wong

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LurkNoMore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wong Wei? Is that you?

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

wallace is going to debate trump for biden

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de9ebkmd7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear Wallace, you can perfectly invisible if you let me take your place. I'll crowd source questions from TDW.