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posted ago by ChronoShaman ago by ChronoShaman +79 / -0

$5, Biden croaks on stage, state funeral follows, Dems try to cancel election.

PLACE YOUR BETS!!!

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UndercoverSpez 14 points ago +15 / -1

5 bucks joe does adequate and is announced the winner by every news station

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Loc12 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep. He's going to make it through, MSM says it was the best debate performance ever and then memory holes it

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ChronoShaman [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Most bets are on this and thats how this betting house stays open!!! Expect... the unexpected!

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Oback_Barama 4 points ago +4 / -0

adequate

  • Doesn't soil himself
  • Doesn't wander away
  • Doesn't go into a dementia rage

Bar is very low. Chris Wallace will more than once say "of course you are referring to..." and/or "What you meant to say was..." in order to steer him back on topic or correct his statements.

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WitnessMe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lamo That would be funny. I'm betting he goes into Alzhimer rage and attacks Trump.

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ChronoShaman [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cmon man!!!

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WitnessMe 7 points ago +7 / -0

How about we combine everyone's bets. Joe goes ape shit and moves to rage attack Trump. As he is walking across the stage he Nadlers his pants. The strain for doing the Nadler and squeezing his ass cheeks makes him have a stoke and says "Come on man, I seem to be out of time" with his dying breath.

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blindambition 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flops down on the floor..Trump comes to help and Biden says with his dying gasp " I can't breath...Rosebud..."

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I_love_liberty 6 points ago +6 / -0

I vote he pops some blood vessel in his eye again at the very least

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Industry4 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll put a bet that a fly lands on his face at some point during the debate.

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ChronoShaman [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

1 eye pays 2:1. Both eyes 50:1.

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Lincoln_Ford 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have 10$ on him bleeding out of his eyes at some point during the debate. I have 5$ on his complete collapse into the fetal position. I have 25$ on him using the "I seem to be out of time," excuse. Any takers?

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ChronoShaman [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bets added, fetal position bet pays out 10:1!

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seaside_dreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's something very Caddy Shack about this whole scenario.

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blindambition 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet he eats the booger

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blindambition 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want 3 scoops..I want 3Justices...I want 3 terms..

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seaside_dreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

You see that candy wrapper on the ground?

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grndmrshlgando 4 points ago +4 / -0

its been an apocalyptic year so far I don't see why not

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GaryWA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really don't think this debate will happen. Biden is at drooling stage of Dementia. Nasty Nancy is caterwauling all over the place about not debating.

There is not enough VitaMultin and Meth to get Joe through 1.5 hours on stage.

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americaeffyeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

His campaign will call a lid on the debate

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Alittlebitantisocial 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hope he does the Nadler Shuffle first.

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ChronoShaman [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Depends...

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Anonimouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

You owe me $5

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ChronoShaman [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, sleep joe will power through on a chemical cocktail.

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ChronoShaman [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

$5 on it?

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ChronoShaman [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

triple if its in Sleepy's opening statement.

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ChronoShaman [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Join the 50/50!!! How many times will creepy sleepy say “Cmon man!”

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PelosisCrank 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’ll l have a 90 minute fuse with that German WWII soldier amphetamine and Dianabol cocktail. Which means no drama followed by fake news fawning

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ChronoShaman [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you’re expecting an OD? Pay out is amazing!

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PelosisCrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Ironlabel 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will be canceled for some reason. They thought waiting till the day of would be best. It’s not just going to look worse.

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seaside_dreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump would hit the roof. I think he'd send a medic over there to do a welfare check.

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Futuramawe 1 point ago +1 / -0

My theory is that the Dems will implant a bomb inside Biden's body and they'll try to set it off when he gets physically close to Trump.