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posted ago by ChronoShaman ago by ChronoShaman +79 / -0

$5, Biden croaks on stage, state funeral follows, Dems try to cancel election.

PLACE YOUR BETS!!!

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WitnessMe 7 points ago +7 / -0

How about we combine everyone's bets. Joe goes ape shit and moves to rage attack Trump. As he is walking across the stage he Nadlers his pants. The strain for doing the Nadler and squeezing his ass cheeks makes him have a stoke and says "Come on man, I seem to be out of time" with his dying breath.

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blindambition 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flops down on the floor..Trump comes to help and Biden says with his dying gasp " I can't breath...Rosebud..."